March 13, 2012 - Andrew Bird

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Seattle's Pop Conference overlooks Stephen's dissertation; Pat Robertson and Muslim-American reality shows pose threats; and Andrew Bird performs "Eyeoneye."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, LADIES

AND GENTLEMEN.

WELCOME TO "THE REPORT,"

EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

[AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN"]

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

OH, NATION, ANYBODY WHO WATCHES

THIS SHOW KNOWS THAT I AM A HUGE

PLAYER IN ROCK 'N' ROLL.

SO NATURALLY I AM FAN OF

SEATTLE'S EXPERIENCE MUSIC

PROJECT.

THE ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSEUM THAT

KEEPS THE MUSIC ALIVE WITH THEIR

ANNUAL CONFERENCE.

IT'S A WEEKEND LONG MUSIC

FESTIVAL IN THE TRADITION OF

WOODSTOCK, BUT UNSTEAD OF

JAMMING TO YOUR FAVORITE BAND,

YOU'RE JAMING TO A SERIES OF

PANEL DISCUSSIONS AND

PRESENTATIONS OF SCHOLARLY

PAPERS.

YOU KNOW THEIR MOTTO: LESS ROCK,

MORE TALK.

WELL, THIS YEAR'S CONFERENCE HAS

SO MANY AMAZING DISSERTATIONS

LIKE, WHEN BOBBY WENT BOB, THE

ASSASSINATION OF R.F.K. AND THE

COLLAPSE OF RING-A-DING URBAN

MASCULINITY, AND I LOVE A PRIDE

PARADE, TEMPORARY SPACES AND

SPLIT SIDES KITSCH AMONG LGBP

MARCHING BANDS.

[LAUGHTER]

OF COURSE, I WAS INTO LGBT

MARCHING BANDS WAY BEFORE THEIR

KITSCH BECAME POLITICIZED IN

TEMPORARY SPACES, AND YET,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ONCE AGAIN

THEY HAVE REJECTED MY WORK, SO

IT IS TIME FOR MY AWARD-LACKING

SEGMENT, WHO IS NOT HONORING ME

NOW.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

ONCE AGAIN MY SCHOLARLY PAPER

DID NOT MAKE THE CUT THIS YEAR.

THEY HAVE REJECTED SELF-LOVE IN

AN ELEVATOR, APPOLONIAN IMAGES

OF HEDONISM, EROTICISM AND THE

MECHANIZED URBAN LANDSCAPE IN

POST-COMEBACK AEROSMITH.

IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT.

THEY SAID THAT MY ANTHOLOGY WAS

FALSE AND THEY COULDN'T HEAR A

SICKLE.

ANYWAY, I'LL READ IT TO MY

MUSICAL GUEST TONIGHT OR

NOT BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE

BUILDING.

FOLKS, I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE

YOU PARANOID, BUT EVERYBODY

KNOWS THAT YOU ARE.

THIS IS THE THREATDOWN.

[SIREN BLARES]

NOW, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A

DEVOTED FOLLOWER OF

TELEVANGELIST AND SLOWLY

DEFLATING MYLAR BALLOON PAT

ROBERTSON, AND IT IS FOR

MINISTRY LIKE THIS.

>> SOMETHING HAPPENED ALONG TIME

AGO IN HAITI.

THEY GOT TOGETHER AND SWORE A

PACT TO THE DEVIL.

ISLAM IS NOT A RELIGION.

WE ASSUME JEWISH PEOPLE ARE VERY

THIRSTY.

WHAT ABOUT BESTIALITY.

HE LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH DUCKS.

THOSE WHO ARE INVOLVED IN

MARTIAL ARTS BEFORE THEY START

ARE ACTUALLY INHALING SOME DEMON

SPIRIT.

>> Stephen: IT'S TRUE.

WITHOUT THE DEMON SPIRIT, HOW

ELSE COULD A JONY NEW KID IN

TOWN BEAT THE MIGHTY COBRA KAI.

NO MERCY!

BUT LATELY PAT'S BEEN WORRYING

ME.

FOR INSTANCE, LAST MONTH HE SAID

THIS ABOUT THE 2008 FINANCIAL

CRISIS.

>> WE SHOULD START PUTTING SOME

OF THOSE BANKERS IN JAIL.

THERE HASN'T BEEN ONE SINGLE

PROSECUTION.

THERE WERE ALL KINDS OF SHADY

DEALINGS DURING THAT FINANCIAL

CRISIS.

PEOPLE WERE COMPLICIT ALL THE

WAY UP THE LINE, AND NONE OF

THEM HAVE BEEN HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

>> Stephen: IT IS SO SAD WHEN

AN OLD MAN BEGINS TO FIENGD --

FIND HIS MIND.

PAT IS EXHIBITING ALL THE SIGNS

OF AGE-RELATED MENTIA.

I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT

BROUGHT ON THE SUDDEN

PERSONALITY CHANGE, BUT PAT SAID

THIS.

>> IT'S TIME WE START LOCKING UP

PEOPLE FOR POSSESSION OF

MARIJUANA.

PARK AUDIENCE REACTS].

>> Stephen: CALM DOWN.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THREAT NUMBER

THREE: STONED PAT ROBERTSON.

NO WONDER HE'S ALWAYS MAKING

THOSE AGE-DEFYING PANCAKES AND

AGE-DEFYING SHAKES.

HE'S GOT AGE-DEFYING MUNCHIES.

COME ON, PAT!

JESUS SAID HE WOULD MAKE YOU A

FISHER OF MEN, NOT A PHISH FAN

OF MEN.

FOLKS, WE MUST STOP PAT BEFORE

THE 700 CLUB BECOMES THE 420

CLUB.

[LAUGHTER]

NEXT I HAVE NEVER TRUSTED

MUSLIM-AMERICANS.

WHY WOULD THEY LIVE IN AMERICA

WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE

LIKE ME WHO DON'T TRUST THEM?

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S WHY I WAS OUTRAGED WHEN

THEY WERE GIVEN THEIR OWN

REALITY SHOW, TLC'S ALL-AMERICAN

MUSLIM.

SHAME ON YOU, TLC.

STICK TO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT --

WHOLESOME AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT

LIKE ELDERLY HOARDERS TRAPPED

UNDER A PILE OF URINE-SOAKED

NEWSPAPERS OR THREE-YEAR-OLDS

MADE UP TO LOOK LIKE HOOKERS.

WELL, LAST WEEK TLC CANCELLED

ALL-AMERICAN MUSLIM AND THE

REASON WHY CONFIRMS MY

SUSPICIONS.

>> THE REALITY SHOW ALL-AMERICAN

MUSLIM WON'T BE BACK FOR A

SECOND SEASON DUE TO LOW

RATINGS.

A REALITY SHOW FOLLOWING THE

LIVES OF MUSLIM FAMILIES IN

DEARBORN, MICHIGAN.

TURNS OUT THEY WERE TOO NORMAL.

>> TOO NORMAL.

NATION, THIS PROVES THAT MUSLIMS

THAT MUSLIMS AREN'T REAL

AMERICANS, BECAUSE REAL

AMERICANS WHO GO ON REALITY TV

AREN'T NORMAL AT ALL.

THEY ARE RADICAL EXTREMISTS WHO

SPEW HATRED RUSSIA PRONE TO ACTS

OF SENSELESS SILENCE, AN I'M

PRETTY SURE THEY TAN USING

ENRICHED IRAN YUM.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

BUT JUST BECAUSE... BUT JUST

BECAUSE THESE MILITANTLY BORING

MUSLIMS ARE OFF THE AIR, WE

CANNOT BREATH EASY BECAUSE OF

THREAT NUMBER TWO, SHAH'S OF

SUNSET, BRAVO'S NEW REALITY SHOW

ABOUT RICH PERSIAN AMERICANS

LIVING THE HIGH LIFE IN LOS

ANGELES, OR AS IT WILL NOW

FOREVER BE KNOWN, TEROANGELES.

>> TO OUTSIDERS IT LOOKS LIKE WE

LIVE A GLOOM -- GLAMOROUS LIFE.

AND, IN FACT, WE DO.

>> WE DON'T WORK IN BUILDINGS.

WE OWN THEM.

>> YOU LOOK AMAZING.

IMAGE IS EVERYTHING.

>> I DON'T LIKE ANTS, AN I DON'T

LIKE UGLY PEOPLE.

>> Stephen: THEY'RE JUST LIKE

ME.

I'M ALSORISM AND I DON'T LIKE

UGLY PEOPLE.

AND I ALSO SPRAY MY BALLS WITH

DRAKAR NOIR.

I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF SASSY

OPENLY GAY RAZOR.

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

WHY ARE YOU WEARING FLIP-FLOPS

WHEN YOU HAVE A FUNG GUS.

COVER THAT MOTHER [BLEEPED] UP.

I HATE [BLEEPED].

I HATE THE PEOPLE THAT COME TO

SALES.

THEY ARE USUALLY GHETTO.

FAT WOMEN SQUEEZING THEIR FAT

FEET INTO SHOES THAT DON'T FIT.

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE BAKING

BREAD IN THE SHOE, YOU KNOW WHEN

THE MEAT JUST KIND OF STICKS OUT

BECAUSE THE SHOE IS TOO TIGHT.

DO YOU SEE THIS?

DO YOU THINK THIS IS EASY?

DO YOU SEE THIS?

PERFECT.

EAT WITH THIS THEN.

>> Stephen: PERFECTION.

I LOVE HIM!

DO YOU THINK THIS IS EASY?

UH-UH.

LOOK AT THAT.

WHAT AM I DOING?

GOD, STOP IT, COLBERT.

THESE PEOPLE ARE A THREAT.

I CAN'T BE THINKING IRANIANS ARE

GREAT.

SURE, THESE PEOPLE FLED TO

AMERICA, BUT YOU KNOW THERE'S

MORE FABULOUSNESS BACK HOME.

WE CAN'T LET THIS REALITY SHOW

DEW

DUPE US INTO LOVING IRANIANS THE

WAY "QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT

GUY" TRICKED US INTO LIKING GAYS

AND THE WAY "AMERICA'S NEXT TOP

MODEL" CONVINCED US TO LIKE

THIN, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

IF WE START WATCHING SHAH'S OF

SUNSET, IT'S POSSIBLE THAT NOT

ONLY WILL WE NOT BOMB IRAN, THIS

NUCLEAR CRISIS WILL BE MEADE

INDICATED NOT BY IRAN BUT BY

ISRAEL AND IRAN SITTING DOWN TO

COCKTAILS WITH ANDY COHEN.

FINALLY, THE NUMBER-ONE THREAT

TO AMERICA, BEARS.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

FOLKS, IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD ME

WARN YOU ABOUT THESE KILLING

MACHINE, THE CHANCES ARE YOU'VE

BEEN LIVING IN A CAVE.

AND IF YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN A

CAVE, CHANCES ARE YOU'RE DEAD

FROM A BEAR ATTACK.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH WHEN THEY WERE

MINDLESS MARAUDERS, BUT NOW A

BRITISH RESEARCHER SAYS HE HAS

WITNESSED FOR THE FIRST TIME

EVER A BROWN BEAR USING A STONE

TOOL TO EXFOLIATE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BEARS HAVE

GONE METROSEXUAL.

THEY'RE MOVING FROM MAN-EATING

TO MANSCAPING.

IT'S A DIRECT THREAT TO THE

SAFETY OF OUR SPAS.

SOON THEY'LL BE FULL OF

GRIZZLIES GETTING MANI PEDIS SO

THEY CAN TEAR US LIMB FROM LIMB

WITHOUT BREAKING A CLAW.

I FOR ONE WILL NEVER GO IN FOR A

FACIAL AGAIN.

I MIGHT COME OUT WITHOUT A FACE.

ARE THOSE CUCUMBER SLICES OVER

MY EYES FOR HYDRATION OR A

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

FOLKS, IT IS PRIMARY NIGHT IN

ALABAMA, MISSISSIPPI, HAWAII AND

AMERICAN SAMOA.

NOW, I PRETAPED THE SHOW, SO NO

ONE TELL ME WHO WON OR WHERE

AMERICAN SAMOA IS.

[LAUGHTER]

WHOEVER WINS TONIGHT, THEY WILL

BE PLAIN SPOKEN FOLK.

BECAUSE WHILE OBAMA DRONES ON

AND ON WITH HIS SAT WORDS, THERE

IS NO TOPIC THAT THESE GENTLEMEN

CANNOT EXPLAIN USING PHRASES NO

MORE COMPLEX THAN "I LIKE TO EAT

Y'ALL'S CHEESY GRITS."

I MEAN, JUST LISTEN TO HOW RICK

SANTORUM BREAKS DOWN GLOBAL

WARMING.

>> THE DANGERS OF CARBON

DIOXIDE, TELL THAT TO A PLANT

HOW DANGEROUS CARBON DIOXIDE IS.

>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.

TELL THAT TO A PLANT.

LIKE MY HOUSE PLANT ROBERT HERE.

WHO FOR SOME REASON IS

SUPPORTING OBAMA.

HEY, HEY, HEY, BOBBY, DO YOU

WANT OBAMA TAKING AWAY CARBON

DIOXIDE THAT YOU NEED FOR PHOTO

SYNTHESIST?

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT BEFORE

INDUSTRY AND CARS EARTH HAD NO

VEGETATION.

THAT'S WHY FACTORIES ARE CALLED

PLANTS.

OKAY.

READ A BOOK.

THEY'RE MADE OF YOU.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

STUPID.

STUPID PLANT.

OF COURSE, ROMNEY ALSO KNOWS HOW

TO MAKE COMPLEX SUBJECTS SIMPLE.

WATCH HIM PUNCH HOLES IN THE

PRESIDENT'S SO-CALLED ENERGY

POLICY.

>> LOOK AT HIS ENERGY POLICY.

WHAT IS HIS ENERGY POLICY.

YOU CAN'T DRIVE A CAR WITH A

WINDMILL ON IT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> YOU CAN'T DRIVE A CAR WITH A

WINDMILL ON IT.

BECAUSE IF YOU PUT A WINDMILL ON

TOP OF YOUR CAR, THEN WHERE DOES

THE DOG GO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT NOBODY BUT NOBODY IS BETTER

AT KEEPING IT KNOWLEDGE-FREE.

THAN GINGRICH DPRICH.

LISTEN TO NEWT DESCRIBE ONE OF

OBAMA'S CRAZY ALTERNATIVE ENERGY

SCHEMES.

>> IF YOU READ THE PRESIDENT'S

ENERGY SPEECH, HE'S IN CLOUDY

CUKOO LAND.

THE BIGGEST ISSUE THIS FALL WILL

BE DRILLING VERSUS ALGAE.

I THINK THIS SUMMER AS GAS

PRICES KEEP GOING UP, ONE OF OUR

CAMPAIGN TECHNIQUES SHOULD BE TO

HAVE PEOPLE GO TO GAS STATIONS

WITH A JAR OF ALGAE.

[LAUGHTER]

AND SAY TO PEOPLE, WOULD YOU

RATHER HAVE THE GOOD EVENING F

GINGRICH SOLUTION OF DRILLING

AND HAVING MORE OIL, OR WOULD

YOU LIKE TO TRY TO PUT THIS IN

YOUR GAS TANK.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

>> Stephen: YOU CAN'T MAKE

THIS STUFF UP, BUT NEWT CAN

BECAUSE EXXON HAS COMMITTED $600

MILLION TO DEVELOPING THIS

TECHNOLOGY IN CLOUD CUCKOO LAND.

BESIDES, ALGAE FUEL WILL NEVER

BE ABLE TO POWER THE SPACESHIP

THAT WILL TAKE US TO NEWT'S

COMPLETELY FEASIBLE MOON COLONY.

I REALLY JUST WISH WE HAD

CANDIDATES LIKE THESE YEARS AGO

SO WE COULD HAVE EXPLAINED THE

STUPID TRUTH BEHIND STUFF LIKE

THE TELEPHONE.

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, I'M

GOING TO TALK INTO A BOX AND MY

WIFE WILL HEAR ME?

BUT WHO WILL GET MY WIFE OUT OF

THE BOX?

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

AND HOLD ON THERE, SPORT, YOU

WANT TO CURE MY SYPHILIS WITH

MOLD YOU GREW ON A HUNK OF

BREAD?

NO THANKS.

I PREFER TO REMAIN BLIND AND

INSANE, AN I'M PRETTY SURE THESE

GENTLEMEN FEEL THE S

EVERYBODY.

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A

MULTITALENTED MUSICIAN WITH A

NEW ALBUM CALLED "BREAK IT

YOURSELF."

IF HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE MUSIC

INDUSTRY, IT'S TOO LATE.

PLEASE WELCOME ANDREW BIRD.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

HEY, MR. BIRD.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON.

A LOT OF BIG FANS IN THIS

BUILDING.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: SIR, YOU'RE UNIQUE

AMONG SOME MUSICIANS BECAUSE

YOU'VE BUILT THIS SLOW

POPULARITY OVER 15 YEARS.

>> UH-HUH.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE LIKE A RAG

SOAKED WITH GASOLINE.

[LAUGHTER]

AND TONIGHT, BOOM, I'M DROPPING

A MATCH ON IT CALLED THE COLBERT

BUMP.

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU READY TO BE SUPER

FAMOUS?

>> YEAH.

I THINK I CAN HANDLE THE BURDEN.

>> Stephen: CAN WE TALK ABOUT

YOUR MUSIC FOR A SECOND?

>> SURE.

LET'S.

>> Stephen: THE SONG YOU'RE

GOING TO PLAY TONIGHT, IT IS

CALLED "EYE ON EYE."

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen: AND IT FEATURES...

THANK YOU.

PLEASE DO NOT APPLAUD MY

QUESTIONS BEFORE THEY'RE DONE.

IT FEATURES WHISTLING, GLOCKEN

SPIEL AND IT WAS INSPIRED BY

TALKING ABOUT THE TUMOR THAT'S A

FATTY MASS OF HAIR.

>> IT'S LIKE A TUMOR THAT

REPLICATES PARTS OF CELLS IN THE

BODY LIKE TEETH OR HAIR.

>> Stephen: THAT'S PRETTY

OBVIOUS POP SONG TERRITORY.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE MORE RISKS?

>> I GO FOR UNIVERSAL SUBJECTS

LIKE THAT.

>> Stephen: WE'VE ALL BEEN

THERE.

WE'VE ALL HAD A FATTY MASS OF

THREET AND HAIR.

>> THAT PART ISN'T IN THE SONG

BECAUSE THAT'S DISGUSTING.

>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF FATTY

MASS OF TEETH AND HAIR, YOU

WORKED AT RENAISSANCE FESTIVALS.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: KID YOU ALSO PLAY

FUNERALS?

>> A FEW.

>> Stephen: WHICH IS SADDER?

[LAUGHTER]

>> YOU KNOW, OF COURSE THE

FUNERAL IS SADDER, BUT THE

RENAISSANCE FAIR TESTS YOUR

SENSE OF DIGNITY, THOUGH.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Stephen: I'M GOING TO ASK

YOU A VERY PERSONAL QUESTION

THAT ONE OF MY WRITERS PROVIDED.

IT GOES LIKE THIS: YOUR MUSIC IS

EMOTIONALLY EVOCATIVE.

HYPE THELTICALLY, ONE OF MY

WRITERS CAN'T LISTEN TO THE

ALBUM WITHOUT THINKING OF 2006.

HE HAD A CRUSH ON A FRIEND WHO

MADE IT CLEAR THAT NOTHING WAS

GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT AFTER

HALLOWEEN PARTY WHERE HE WAS

DRESSED UP AS GAY AND LINCOLN

AND SHE WAS DRESSED AS RAGGEDY

ANN, THEY MADE OUT FOR HOURS

WITH THAT ALBUM REPEATING ALL

NIGHT ONLY THE HAVE HER SAY NEXT

DAY IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE, SHE

LOVED SOMEBODY ELSE.

CAN YOU SUGGEST HOW HE COULD GET

THAT ASSOCIATION OUT OF HIS HEAD

SO HE CAN LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC

AGAIN?

[APPLAUSE]

>> A FRIEND OF MINE SAYS YOU

JUST THINK OF PRIVATE DANCER BY

TINA TURNER AND THAT OBLIT RATES

ANYTHING.

>> Stephen: FOR ME YOU JUST GO

"BY MENNEN."

CAN YOU STICK AROUND AND DO THE

SONG?

>> SURE.

>> Stephen: THANK

EYEONEYE FROM HIS NEW ALBUM

"BREAK IT YOURSELF," LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN, ANDREW BIRD.

♪ GO AHEAD AND CONGRATULATE

YOURSELF

♪ GIVE YOURSELF A HAND

A HAND IS YOURS

♪ IN THE HARDEN HOURS

♪ AND I HERE IT HEALS ITSELF

IT'S TOO MUCH

♪ AND YOU'RE GETTING TOO CLOSE

YOUR GETTING TOO CLOSE

♪ YOU'RE GETTING TOO CLOSE TO

YOUR SOUL

♪ IS YOU'VE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE

NOW

♪ TOOK YOURSELF APART

MADE YOURSELF INVULNERABLE

♪ NO ONE CAN BREAK YOUR HEART

SO YOU BREAK IT YOURSELF

♪ BRINGING YOUR OWN

BREAK IT YOURSELF

♪ BRINGING YOUR OWN

BREAK IT YOURSELF

♪ BRINGING YOUR OWN

BREAK IT YOURSELF

♪ BRINGING YOUR OWN

BREAK IT YOURSELF

♪ BRINGING YOUR OWN

OH, OH [WHISTLING]

♪ GO AHEAD AND RE-EYEONEYE

YOURSELF

♪ GIVE YOURSELF A HAND

A HAND IS YOURS

♪ AND YOU GO AHEAD AND BRING IT

ALL

♪ GO AHEAD AND STRETCH IT ALL

GO AHEAD AND READ INSIDE

♪ DARE TO PROTEST IT MAKES THIS

BOY AND GIRL, TWO EYES

♪ TOO RIDGED, ALL THE SADNESS A

HUNDRED STORIES HIGH

♪ AND YOU RE-EYEONEYE

AND IT'S EYEONY,YONEYE,YONY

♪ ALL THIS TIME IT TOOK THE

REALIZE

♪ THAT YOU COULD USE SOME HELP

BRINGING YOUR HEART

BREAKING THE SHELL

♪ BRINGING YOUR HEART

BREAKING THE SHELL

♪ BRINGING YOUR HEART

BUT BREAK IT YOURSELF

♪ BRINGING YOUR HEART

BUT BREAK IT YOURSELF

♪ BRINGING YOUR HEART

BREAK IT YOURSELF

♪ GIVE YOURSELF HAND

A HAND IS YOURS

♪ GO AHEAD AND WEAR IT OUT

YOU GO AHEAD AND WEAR IT OUT

♪ GO AHEAD AND STRETCH IT OUT

GO AHEAD AND WEAR IT INSIDE OUT

♪ AND IT'S EYEONEYE

AND IT'S EYEONEYE, EYEONEYE,

EYEONY ♪♪

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

BOBBIE

>> Stephen: ANDREW BIRD, THE

ALBUM IS