May 8, 2014 - Ellen Page

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Stephen interviews a role-playing congressional candidate, Fox Business anchor Stu Varney gushes about his popular appeal, and Ellen Page talks "X-Men: Days of Future Past."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE

REPORT, THANK YOU FORJOINING US, LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, FOLKS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN,

STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

>> Stephen: THANK YOU,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

FOLKS, IN HERE, OUT THERE,ALL AROUND THE WORLD, NATION,

IF YOU ARE WATCHING THENEWS YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE IN

THE MIDDLE OF THE 2014MIDTERM PRIMARIES.

WHERE CANDIDATES AREFIGHTING FOR VOTERS'

APPROVAL SO THEY CAN GO TOCONGRESS AND LOSE IT

IMMEDIATELY.

(LAUGHTER)THE FIRST PRIMARY ELECTIONS

WERE THIS LAST TUESDAY ANDAN OHIO-INDIANA AND NORTH

CAROLINA TEA PARTYCANDIDATES LOST TO

ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICANS.

FOLKS, IT LOOKS LIKE THECOUNTRY CLUB REPUBLICANS ARE

GOING TO RUN EVERYTHING.

THEY CERTAINLY DO IN MYCOUNTRY CLUB.

(LAUGHTER)REALLY NICE.

BUT THERE'S ONE PRIMARY THETEA PARTY CANNOT LOSE.

BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLYONES IN IT.

FLORIDA'S THIRD DISTRICT.

THE FIGHTIN THIRD.

IT PITS REPUBLICAN INCUMBENTAND OFF BRAND CHOCOLATE

DRINK TED YOHO AGAINSTFELLOW REPUBLICAN JAKE RUSH

WHO IS RUNNING ON A PLATFORMOF TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE,

STRICT CONSTITUTIONALISM,STRONG NATIONAL DEFENSE AND

REPEAL OBAMACARE.

JAKE RUSH IS EVERYTHING YOUCOULD WANT IN A CONGRESSMAN

AND MAYBE MORE THAN YOU DO.

>> JAKE RUSH RUNNING FORTHIRD CONGRESSIONAL

DISTRICT.

>> SELLING HIMSELF AS ACONSERVATIVE STRAIGHT

SHOOTER, BUT GUESS WHAT, HEHAPPENS TO BE A VAMPIRE.

(LAUGHTER)>> Stephen: DID NOT SEE THAT

COMING.

WITH A NAME LIKE JAKERUSH, YOU WOULD THINK

SOFT-CORE PORN BUT AS AVAMPIRE HE GOES UNDER THE

NAME CHAZZ DARLING.

SEEN HERE AS A MALEVOLENTLORD OF THE UNDEAD WHO HAS

JUST HAD HIS EYES DILATED BYAN INCOMPETENT

OPHTHALMOLOGIST.

JAKE RUSH IS DEEPLY INVOLVEDIN LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING

OR LARP.

LARP IS ALSO THE SOUND HISCAMPAIGN MANAGER MADE WHEN

HE SAW THIS PICTURE.

AND CHAZZ DARLING'S JUST ONEOF THE CHARACTERS JAKE RUSH

PLAYS.

OTHERS INCLUDE LORD STAASVAN DER WINST AND ARCHBISHOP

KETERING WHO WAS BORN IN1146, MAKING HIM YOUNGER

THAN MANY FLORIDA VOTERS.

(LAUGHTER)AND JAKE RUSH WAS ONCE AN

ACTUAL ALA'CHUA COUNTYSHERIFF DEPUTY WHERE HIS

ROLE PLAYING EXPERIENCESWERE CONSIDERED AN ADVANTAGE

WHEN APPLYING FOR UNDERCOVERWORK.

BAD NEWS, CRIMINALS, HE'SNOT ACTUALLY A DRUG DEALER,

HE'S CHAZZ DARLING, VAMPIRECOP.

(APPLAUSE)SO-- SO WHO WILL BE FLORIDA'S

NEXT TEA PARTY CONGRESSMAN,TO FIND OUT I SAT DOWN WITH

JAKE RUSH IN TONIGHT'SBETTER KNOW A CHALLENGER.

>> GOOD EVENING.

WELCOME. THANK YOU

FOR JOINING ME HERE SO CLOSETO MIDNIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)THE WITCHING HOUR.

ARE WE NOT-- WHY AREN'T YOU INCHARACTER.

>> UH--

>> Stephen: I THOUGHT WEWERE GOING TO ROLE PLAY.

>> NO, STEPHEN.

>> Stephen: NO?

WELL, I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.

I'M SORRY, I'LL BE RIGHTBACK.

HI, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I JUST-- I'M SORRY.

ANYWAY, JAKE, THANKS SO MUCHFOR TALKING TO ME TODAY.

>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME,STEPHEN.

>> Stephen: TELL ME ABOUTTHE FIGHTING THIRD.

>> THIRD DISTRICT OF FLORIDAIS NORTH CENTRAL

FLORIDA THAT GOES FROMNORTHWEST OCALAA TO THE

GEORGIA BORDER AND EAST TOJACKSONVILLE.

>> Stephen: WHY DO YOU WANTTO RUN FOR CONGRESS?

>> WELL, STEPHEN, I'M TIREDOF ALL THE HYPOCRISY IN D.C.

AND FED UP WITH BEINGEMBARRASSED WITH MY CONGRESS

PHENOMENON.

>> Stephen: SIR, FOR THERECORD, ARE YOU A VAMPIRE.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: JUST MAKING SURE,MAKING SURE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE AREPUBLICAN RUNNING AGAINST

INCUMBENT TEA PARTYCANDIDATE TED --

>> YOHO.

>> Stephen: NOW TED YOHO HASHAD A LOT TO SAY ABOUT YOU.

LET'S GO THROUGH THE LIST.

HE SAID DISTURBING ANDTHAT'S ACTUALLY ALL HE SAID.

(LAUGHTER)>> CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT TED

YOHO SAYS THAT HE REPRESENTSOUR TEA PARTY BUT IS MAKING

FUN OF A GUY IN COSTUME.

OR HE SAYS THAT HEREPRESENTS OUR LIBERTARIANS

BUT THEN POSTS OLD GAMINGPICTURES OF ME.

>> Stephen: TED YOHO HASSERVED TWO YEARS. IS THAT

ENOUGH EXPERIENCE TO CONDEMNHIM AS A WASHINGTON INSIDER.

>> ENOUGH TO CONDEMN HIMABOUT HIS VOTING RECORD.

>> Stephen: HE VOWED TOOPPOSE ANY MILITARY ACTION

AGAINST ANY COUNTRY THAT ISNOT A DIRECT THREAT TO THE

UNITED STATES.

>> ISN'T THAT RIDICULOUS.

>> Stephen: IT IS RIDICULOUS.

HOW IS IT RIDICULOUS.

>> IT'S RIDICULOUS THAT WEDON'T PROJECT MILITARY

POWER.

WE HAVE THE LARGEST MILITARYIN THE WORLD.

>> Stephen: WHAT COUNTRYWITH YOU HAVE MILITARY

ACTION AGAINST THAT IS NOT ADIRECT THREAT TO THE UNITED

STATES?

>> WELL, FOR INSTANCE, THEBATTLE IN SYRIA.

>> Stephen: FORGOT ABOUTSYRIA.

>> THERE IS AN ADAGE INMILITARY AND LAW ENFORCEMENT

THAT YOU NEVER WANT TO HAVETO TAKE THE SAME GROUND

TWICE, IT'S COSTLY.

>> Stephen: LIKE GOING INTOWAR IN IRAQ TWICE.

>> RIGHT.

>> Stephen: WHICH ONE OFTHOSE SHOULD WE NOT HAVE

DONE.

>> WELL, STEVE EM, THEPROBLEM WITH-- I DON'T KNOW,

WARS ARE COMPLICATED.

>> Stephen: OKAY, GOOD, GOODTO KNOW.

HERE'S THE THING.

I HAD TO GRILL YOU ABOUT THATTED YOHO STUFF BECAUSE I HAD TO

FIND OUT WHERE YOUR BONAFIDES LAY.

>> FAIR.

>> Stephen: FACT IS, YOU AREWHAT THE PARTY NEEDS.

YOU ARE A STANCHCONSERVATIVE, A FREE MARKET

CAPITALIST, SMALL GOVERNMENT,WALK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG

STICK KIND OF GUY, RIGHT.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: WHAT IS YOURCORE MESSAGE AS A SMALL

GOVERNMENT CONSERVATIVE WHOALSO PRETENDS TO BE A

VAMPIRE.

WHAT IS THE CORE MESSAGE.

IF I LOOK AT THAT WHOLEPACKAGE WHAT IS THE CORE

MESSAGE?

>> PRIVACY RIGHTS, PERSONALFREEDOM.

>> Stephen: OKAY. YOU GOBY THE ALTER EGO CHAZZ

DARLING, STAAS VAN WINST,AND ARCHBISHOP KETERING.

WHO AM I SPEAKING TO RIGHTNOW.

>> YOU'RE SPEAKING TO JAKERUSH.

>> Stephen: THAT SAY GREATCHARACTER NAME.

>> THAT IS MY REAL NAME.

>> Stephen: JAKE RUSH, WOKEEARLY ONE MORNING, HE DIDN'T

KNOW WHY THERE WAS BLOOD ONHIS SHOES.

ALL HE KNEW WAS THERE WAS ADEAD WOMAN IN BED WITH HIM.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, WHATHAPPENS NEXT, JAKE RUSH.

>> HOPEFULLY HE GETS OUT TOVOTE, GETS PEOPLE MOTIVATED

TO COME OUT.

>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT THEDEAD WOMAN.

>> CALL THE POLICE.

>> Stephen: YOU DEFENDEDYOUR HISTORY OF ROLE

PLAYING.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: BY SAYING THATYOU HAVE LONG BEEN A

THESPIAN.

HOW HAS THAT BEEN FOR YOU ASA REPUBLICAN TO BE AN OPEN

THESPIAN.

>> THE ARTS ARE AN IMPORTANTPART OF OUR CULTURE.

>> Stephen: DO YOU BELIEVE THATTHESPIANS SHOULD BE ALLOWED

TO GET MARRIED.

>> YES, ABSOLUTELY.

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU FEELABOUT THEM FLAUNTING THEIR

LIFESTYLE, IT'S FINE WHATTHEY DO IN THE PRIVACY OF

THEIR OWN BEDROOM, OR AS THEYCALL IT SCISSORING.

I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHATTHESPIANS DO FOR THEIR KICKS.

>> THESPIAN MEANS ACTOR,STEPHEN.

>> Stephen: OH, HE IS RIGHT?

IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS?

ALL RIGHT, I KNEW THAT, I KNEWTHAT.

>> STEPHEN, AS I SAID,THEY'RE ROLES LIKE AN

ACTOR'S ROLE.

>> Stephen: WHY DID YOU KILLTHAT WOMAN?

>> WHAT?

>> Stephen: THE WOMAN IN BEDWITH YOU IN THE JAKE RUSH

NOVEL.

WHY DID YOU KILL HER.

BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO FILLOUT THE STORY. WHY DID YOU KILL

HER.

>> THAT WILL HAVE TO BE YOURSTORY, I DON'T KNOW.

>> Stephen: WERE YOU BLACKEDOUT.

>> NO, IT'S YOUR STORY.

>> Stephen: OKAY, GOOD.

SO I CAN GIVE ANY REASON IWANT.

>> YOU CAN.

THAT'S FIRST AMENDMENT.

>> Stephen: FIRST AMENDMENT,OKAY, BECAUSE SHE LAUGHED

WHEN YOU GOT NAKED.

(LAUGHTER)LET'S SWITCH GEARS, ONE OF

YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS ISTHAT YOU SUCCESSFULLY

DEFENDED THE FIRST STANDYOUR GROUND CASE IN CENTRAL

NORTH FLORIDA.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Stephen: WHY SHOULD BIGGOVERNMENT TELL ME WHERE I

CAN OR CANNOT SHOOT MY GUN.

>> BIG GOVERNMENT SHOULDN'T.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

YOU HAVE A CONCEALED CARRYPERMIT.

>> YES, SIR.

>> Stephen: WHAT IS YOURGUN'S NAME?

>> WELL, I HAVE A GLOCK.

>> Stephen: WHAT IS ITS NAME,IS IT A SECRET.

>> NO, NO THERE IS NO-- THEREIS A MODEL NAME.

>> Stephen: I THOUGHT YOULOVED GUNS.

>> I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMWITH GUNS.

>> Stephen: THAT IS VERYTOLERANT OF YOU, YOU

TOLERATE GUNS, WOULDN'T WANTONE DATING YOUR DAUGHTER IS

WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

>> THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

>> Stephen: SIMPLE QUESTIONSIR, YES OR NO, WOULD YOU

LET A GUN DATE YOUR DAUGHTEROR ARE YOU A RACIST.

>> THAT IS RIDICULOUS.

>> Stephen: YEAH, IN THISDAY AND AGE, I AGREE.

I THOUGHT WE HAD COMEFURTHER THAN THAT.

THIS IS MY GUN "SWEETNESS,"OKAY.

(LAUGHTER)WHAT IS THAT, WHAT IS THAT

HONEY?

SHH, NO, HE DIDN'T MEAN THETHINGS HE SAID.

>> YOU NEED TO KEEP THAT POINTEDIN A SAFE DIRECTION

SIR, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALKTO MY GUN THAT WAY.

WHAT'S THAT?

NO, NO, THAT WOULD BE WRONG,NO, HE'S A GUEST.

(LAUGHTER)OKAY, I'M SORRY.

YOU HAVE MADE HER MAD.

NOW I'M GOING TO UP ALLNIGHT WITH HER CRYING.

>> FIRST RULE OF GUN SAFETYKEEP IT POINTED IF A SAFE

DIRECTION.

>> Stephen: SHE WOULD NEVERHURT ME.

SHE GETS ANGRY AND YES, DIDSHE SAY A FEW THINGS THAT I

FOUND THREATENING JUST THEN,YES.

>> I'M UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUTGUN JOKES.

>> Stephen: I'M GLAD TO HEARTHAT.

BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHINGFUNNY ABOUT GUNS.

(LAUGHTER)ALSO NOTHING SAD ABOUT THEM.

>> THEY'RE A TOOL.

>> Stephen: EXACTLY.

LIKE MANY PEOPLE ARE.

>> TRUE.

>> Stephen: JAKE RUSH, THANKYOU FOR TALKING WITH ME

TODAY.

AND CHAZZ DARLING, THANK YOUFOR TAKING TIME OUT OF

ETERNITY TO BE WITH ME ONTHE MORTAL PLANE.

>> THAT'S WEIRD.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW AND IHOPE YOU DO YOU WILL KNOW IT

IS NO SECRET THAT I AM ANENORMOUS FAN OF FOX BUSINESS

IT IS THE FIRST PLACE I TURNFOR FINANCIAL NEWS WHEN IT

IS LEFT ON AT MY DENTIST.

AND THERE IS NO ONE I LOVEMORE ON THE FA-BIZZLE THAN STU

VARNEY.

SO IT HURTS TO SEE STU ANDFOX BUSINESS TANKING IN THE

RATINGS, AVERAGING JUST54,000 DAYTIME VIEWERS, TO

PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, IFYOU LAID 54,000 PEOPLE

END-TO-END THEY WOULD STILLRATHER DO THAT THAN WATCH

FOX BUSINESS.

STU IS KEEPING A STIFF UPPERFACE.

HE KNOWS THAT THERE IS ABETTER MEASURE THAN RATINGS

TO FIND OUT IF PEOPLE WATCHYOUR SHOW.

>> OKAY.

SO I'M WALKING THE STREETSOF NEW YORK YESTERDAY,

ACTUALLY I WAS TRYING TOFIGURE OUT HOW THE BUS

SYSTEM WORKED.

BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY,ACTUALLY.

I'M WALKING ALONG AND AYOUNG MAN COMING TOWARDS ME

LOOKS AT ME VERY CLOSELY.

HE IS NOT DRESSED LIKE ABANKER.

FAR FROM IT.

HE STICKS OUT HIS HAND.

I THINK HE WANTS MONEY.

INSTEAD HE SAYS LET ME SHAKEYOUR HAND.

I STILL THINK HE WANTS MONEYBUT NO, HE WANTS ADVICE

ON A STOCK.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.

HE IS A VIEWER.

YES!

(LAUGHTER)>> Stephen: WHO WOULD HAVE

THOUGHT, WHO WOULD HAVETHOUGHT SOMEONE WATCHES STU

VARNEY, GUESS WHAT FOLKS,THAT MAN WAS NOT ALONE.

>> TEN YARDS DOWN THE STREETI'M BUYING MANGOS FROM A

FRUIT STAND AND THE MAN SAYSHEY, YOU LOOK GREAT IN

JEANS.

>> Stephen: YOU WANT RATINGSFOX BUSINESS EXECUTIVES,

AMERICA DEMANDS MORE STUVARNEY BEDONKA DONK.

AND THAT, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,THAT WAS NOT THE END OF

STUIE'S DAY OUT.

>> THEN I GO PAST A BUS TOP,30 PEOPLE IN LINE, ONE OF

THEM STEPS OUT AND ASKS FORA PICTURE.

EVERYBODY ELSE TURNS TOSTARE AT ME.

THE MAN SAYS HE'S ON FOX,IT'S OKAY, THE BRITISH GUY,

SURPRISE, SURPRISE, THEREWAS A GENERALLY POSITIVE

RESPONSE.

OH, I KNOW HIM.

>> Stephen: AND THOSE ARESMART VIEWERS FOLKS, BECAUSE

UNLIKE STU VARNEY THEY KNOWHOW THE BUS SYSTEM WORKS.

(APPLAUSE)FOLKS-- I HAVE TO TELL YOU,

I CAN REALLY IDENTIFY WITHVARNEY'S TALE OF BEING

RECOGNIZED BY THE GREATUNWASHED MASSES.

WHY, JUST THIS PAST NIGHT IWAS PERAMBULATING ALONG THE

BROADWAY WHEN I CAME TO THESQUARE OF TIME AND WAS

APPROACHED BY A YOUNG MAN.

HE WAS NOT DRESSED AS ABANKER, OH NO.

HE WAS COVERED IN RED FURAND HE SAID HE WANTED HIS

PICTURE WITH ME.

AND THEN ASKED FOR $5,CLEARLY HE COULD SEE I WAS

A SUCCESSFUL MAN OF BROADCASTINGAND I MADE MY WAY TO THE

DISTRICT FAMED FOR ITSPACKING OF MEATS WHERE I WAS

IMMEDIATELY SET UPON BYSEVERAL EAGER YOUNG LADIES

WHO WERE SUCH FANS THEYASKED IF I NEEDED A DATE.

ONE EVEN OFFERED ME A JOBIN SOME SORT OF HAND

FACTORY, I BELIEVE.

THE POINT IS-- (APPLAUSE)

THE POINT IS, LADIES ANDGENTLEMEN, THE POINT IS I

DON'T KNOW HOW BUSES WORK.

(LAUGHTER)WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT FROM X-MENDAYS OF THE FUTURE PAST,

PLEASE WELCOME ELLEN PAGE.

ELLEN, THANKS SO MUCH FORCOMING ON

THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

I'M A BIG FAN, A HUGE FAN.

>> Stephen: I'M AN EVENBIGGER FAN NOW.

>> GREAT.

>> Stephen: EVERYBODY KNOWSYOU FROM YOUR BREAKOUT JUNO

AND FROM THE FANTASTIC INCEPTION.

YOU HAVE A NEW MOVIE NOWIT'S CALLED X-MEN DAYS OF

FUTURE PAST IN THEATERS MAY23rd.

>> UH-HUH.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

NOW I GOT ONE PROBLEM WITHYOU.

>> OKAY.

>> Stephen: OKAY I WILLJUST GET IT OUT OF THE WAY.

I'M A BIG FAN BUT I FOUNDOUT, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS, AND

I WAS DISAPPOINTED, YOU CAMEOUT AS OPENLY CANADIAN.

>> UH-HUH.

(LAUGHTER)>> I MEAN I FEEL LIKE I'VE

BEEN OPENLY CANADIAN FOR AREALLY LONG TIME.

DID YOU JUST FIND THIS OUT.

>> Stephen: I JUST FOUNDOUT.

HOW YOUNG WERE YOU WHEN YOUFOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE

CANADIAN.

>> I MEAN, AS SOON AS I HADLIKE ANY FORM OF

CONSCIOUSNESS I'M PRETTYSURE I KNEW.

I KNEW, YOU KNOW.

>> Stephen: PEOPLE SAID YOUWANT TO GO TO DUNKIN'

DOUGHNUTS.

>> YOU I WOULD RATHER GO TOTIM HORTONS.

>> I WOULD RATHER GET ADOUBLE DOUBLE AND SOME

TIMBITS, THAT'S TRUE.

>> Stephen: WELL, THE MOVIE,THESE X-MEN MOVIES ARE ABOUT

PEOPLE WHO DON'T FIT INTOSOCIETY.

PEOPLE DON'T ACCEPT THEM.

THEY THINK THEY SHOULDEITHER BE CURED OR, YOU

KNOW,-- IT'S NOT A METAPHOROR ANYTHING, IS IT?

(LAUGHTER)IT'S NOT A-- I DON'T WANT TO

TAKE THE SATs, I JUST WANTTO GO SEE SOME QUALITY

KILLS.

>> SOME WOULD ARGUE THAT ITIS.

I WOULD ARGUE IT IS WHATMAKES THE FRANCHISE SO

SUCCESSFUL IS THAT DESPITETHE SPECTACLE AND EXTREMITY

OF THE EXPERIENCE ANDFANTASY OF IT ALL IT IS

REALLY DEEPLY HUMAN ANDSOMETHING WE CAN ALL RELATE

TO.

SOMETHING I KNOW I RELATE TOBECAUSE OF THE CANADIAN

THING AND-- .

>> Stephen: YEAH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: LET'S TAKE A

LOOK AT IT.

A LITTLE CLIP RIGHT HERE.

>> OKAY, GREAT.

>> LET'S GO.

>> WOW.

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT,YOU'RE RIGHT THAT IS DEEPLY

HUMAN AND EVERYONE CANRELATE TO THAT.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: I APOLOGIZE, IAPOLOGIZE ELLEN PAGE.

>> CHECKMATE.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, ALLRIGHT.

NOW YOU ALSO RECENTLY CAMEOUT AS BEING A THESPIAN.

>> UH-HUH.

>> Stephen: WAS THAT HARD,WAS THAT HARD TO DO HAVE YOU

BEEN ACCEPTED?

>> IS THAT A METAPHOR?

>> Stephen: I THINK IT'S AMALAPROPISM BUT GO AHEAD.

>> WELL, YEAH, IF YOU ARESPEAKING OF THE FACT THAT I

AM A GAY PERSON.

>> Stephen: I AM.

>> YEAH, IT WAS DEFINITELYONE OF THE MOST, YOU KNOW,

NERVE-SORT OF RACKINGMOMENTS OF MY LIFE AND AT

THE SAME TIME I WAS JUST SOEXCITED AND THRILLED TO BE

AT A PLACE WHERE I WAS READYTO DO THAT.

AND GRATEFUL FOR THE SUPPORTTHAT I HAVE RECEIVED.

>> Stephen: AND YOU DID ITAT HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH EVENT,

RIGHT.

>> A HUMAN RIGHTS CAMPAIGNFOUNDATION.

>> Stephen: AND THEN PEOPLERESPONDED SO EFFUSIVELY THAT

IT ACTUALLY BROKE THE HUMANRIGHTS CAMPAIGN WEB SITE.

>> IT DID, YEAH.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU HAPPY?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ARE YOU HAPPY, ELLEN PAGE.

YOUR SELFISH COMING OUT BROKEHUMAN RIGHTS.

>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT US GAYSARE DOING, I GUESS.

>> Stephen: ALL PART OF THEPLAN.

ALL PART OF THE PLAN.

I GOT ONE BEEF WITH YOU,WHY DIDN'T YOU WAIT AND

COME OUT ON MY SHOW BECAUSE-- THE RATINGS WOULD

HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLE.

>> WELL, YEAH, MAYBE THECOLBERT BUMP WOULD HAVE BEEN

HELPFUL.

YOU ARE TALKING ABOUTSCISSORING EARLIER, YOU

KNOW-- .

>> Stephen: YOU WANT TO TRYIT.

HERE, LET'S DO A LITTLESCENE.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> Stephen: I WILL ASK YOU AQUESTION, YOUR LINES ARE

ELLEN, OKAY.

>> OKAY, GREAT.

>> Stephen: SO ELLEN, THANKSFOR COMING ON THE SHOW.

ARE YOU SEEING ANYBODY RIGHTNOW?

>> NO, ACTUALLY I'VE BEENDATING A REALLY NICE GUY

NAMED BRAD.

>> Stephen: OH, REALLY.

>> NO, I'M GAY.

>> Stephen: WHAT?

!

DOES BRAD KNOW?

AND SCENE.

WOW.

WOW.

WELL, LET ME ASK YOU, ONE OFMY FAVORITE FILMS OF YOURS

IS JUNO.

I JUST-- YOU KNOW, AS ACONSERVATIVE I JUST LOVE

THAT IT WAS JUST WONDERFUL,YOUNG LADY GETS PREGNANT,

KEEPS THE BABY, AWONDERFUL VALENTINE FOR THE

PRO-LIFE MOVEMENT.

THANK YOU ON BEHALF OFCONSERVATIVES.

>> YOU KNOW, I THISTHINK-- .

>> Stephen: PLEASE LET METHANK YOU.

>> MAY I SAY, I WOULD ARGUETHAT IT IS VERY MUCH A

PRO-CHOICE FILM BECAUSE JUNOEXPLORES HER OPTIONS.

SHE THINKS ABOUTIT.

SHE GOES TO AN ABORTIONCLINIC.

AND SHE DECIDES NOT TO DO ITBECAUSE THAT IS BECAUSE THE

MOVIE WOULD HAVE BEEN SHORT.

(APPLAUSE)YEAH.

>> Stephen: OH, IUNDERSTAND.

>> IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ASHORT FILM.

>> Stephen: JUST HOLLYWOODLOOKING OUT FOR THE BOTTOM

LINE.

>> IN THE END, IT'S ALL ABOUTTHE BOTTOM LINE

>> Stephen: WELL, ELLEN PAGE,THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR

JOINING ME

BEFORE WE GO, I JUST WANT TOMAKE SURE THAT WE HAVE

ACTUALLY BEEN HERE TONIGHTAND NOT JUST DREAMING.

>> OH.

>> Stephen: ELLEN PAGE,X-MEN DAYS OF FUTURE PAST,

ELLEN THANK YOU SO MUCH

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHTBACK.

>> THAT'S IT FOR THE REPORT,EVERYBODY, GOODNIGHT

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