May 14, 2014 - Keri Russell

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The pope declares that he would baptize Martians, climate change reaches the point of no return, Amazon secures a questionable patent, and Keri Russell talks "The Americans."

>> TONIGHT SHOCKING NEWSON CLIMATE CHANGE.

TURNS OUT IT WAS EARTH'SCLIMATE THE WHOLE TIME.

THEN AMAZON'S LATEST BREAKTHROUGH, YOUR BOOK WILL NOW

BE DELIVERED AN ACTUALAMAZON.

AND MY GUEST KERI RUSSELLSTARS ON FX'S THE AMERICANS,

AS A RUSSIAN SPY IN THE1980s.

OR AS THEY CALLED IT BACKTHEN, NOW.

THE CDC SAYS HALF OFAMERICANS TAKE PRESCRIPTION

DRUGS.

THE OTHER HALF ARE TOO DRUNKTO OPEN THE CHILDPROOF CAP.

THIS IS THE COLBERT REPORT

WELCOME TO THE REPORT EVERYBODY

GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN")

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH, LADIESAND GENTLEMEN.

NATION, LONG-TIME VIEWERSOF THE SHOW WILL KNOW THAT I

DON'T LIKE TO HARP ON THESAME THINGS NIGHT AFTER

NIGHT BUT SOME THINGS AREJUST TOO IMPORTANT.

FOR INSTANCE, I HAVE SAID ITMANY TIMES, I AM NO FAN OF

POPE FRANCIS.

I SAID IT MANY TIMES I'M NOFAN OF POPE FRANCIS.

SEE, NOW I'VE SAID, I'VESAID IT MANY TIMES, MANY

TIMES.

(LAUGHTER)EVER SINCE HE TOOK OVER AT

HEAD OF THE CHURCH HE'S BEENA LITTLE TOO WELCOMING TO

ALL GOD'S CHILDREN.

JUST LAST YEAR HE SAIDEVEN ATHEISTS CAN GO TO HEAVEN.

GREAT IDEA, FRANK.

FIRST DOGS, NOW ATHEISTS.

WHAT IS NEXT, PRESBYTERIANS?IT'S MADNESS.

THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUTATHEISTS GETTING INTO HEAVEN

IS I'D BE ABLE TO WALK UP TOTHEM AND SAY I TOLD YOU SO.

THAT IS MY IDEA OF PARADISE.

WELL NOW POPE MOONBEAM OVERHERE HAS DRIVEN HIS WELCOME

WAGON WHERE NO POPE HAS GONEBEFORE BECAUSE AT MASS ON

MONDAY THE PONTIFF SAID IFFOR EXAMPLE TOMORROW AN

EXPEDITION OF MARTIANS CAMEAND SOME OF THEM CAME TO US

HERE, MARTIANS, RIGHT, GREEN,WITH THE LONG NOSE AND BIG EARS

JUST LIKE CHILDREN PAINT THEM.AND ONE SAYS BUT I WANT TO BE

BAPTIZED. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?

WHEN THE LORD SHOWS US THEWAY WHO ARE WE TO SAY NO,

LORD, IT'S NOT PRUDENT, NO LET'SDO IT THIS WAY, WHO ARE WE TO

CLOSE DOORS.

YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, FOLKS.

POPE FRANCIS WOULD BAPTIZE AMARTIAN.

OF COURSE FIRST HE'D HAVE TOCONVERT THEM FROM SCIENTOLOGY.

NOT THAT I FIND HIS PREMISEIMPLAUSIBLE.

IF AN EMISSARY CAME HEREFROM A CULTURE ADVANCED

ENOUGH TO TRAVERSE OUR SOLARSYSTEM, LAND ON OUR PLANET,

COMMUNICATE WITH HUMANS, THEVERY FIRST THING IT WOULD DO

WOULD BE TO SEEK OUT THE MANWITH THE FUNNIEST HAT AND ASK

HIM FOR A HEAD BATH.

BUT BAPTIZING ALIENS IS WAYOVER THE LINES.

GOD WAS VERY CLEAR ON THISPOINT IN ISAIAH 45:12. TURN TO

ME AND BE SAVED ALL THE ENDS OFTHE EARTH, END OF THE EARTH.

IF AN ALIEN WANTS TO BE INTHE CATHOLIC CHURCH, HE

SHOULD HAVE BEEN RAISED HEREBY CHRISTIANS ON A KANSAS

FARM LIKE CARDINAL SUPERMANWAS.

PLUS ONCE WE BAPTIZE THEALIENS IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF

TIME BEFORE THEY WANT TO TAKECOMMUNION. AND ASK YOURSELF

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE THE ONEPLACING A SMALL DELICATE

WAFER INTO THIS?

GAME OVER, MAN.

NATION, I HAVE SPENT THELAST WEEK IN A RAGE.

OVER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION'S800 PAGE NATIONAL CLIMATE

ASSESSMENT THAT CLAIMSWE'RE RUINING THE ENVIRONMENT

IT MADE ME SO ANGRY I PRINTEDIT FIVE TIMES.

NOW ORIGINALLY I DISMISSEDIT AS JUST A LAST STOP ON

OBAMA'S APOLOGY TOUR. FIRST HEBEGGED FORGIVENESS FROM EVERY

COUNTRY ON EARTH, NOW HE'SBEGGING FORGIVENESS FROM EARTH?

COME ON.

THEN I READ THE REPORT AND IHAVE TO ADMIT

IT WAS TERRIFYING THAT IT LEFT ACARBON FOOTPRINT IN MY PANTS.

JIM?

>> HUNDREDS OF SCIENTISTS,EXPERTS AND BUSINESSES NOT

FOR PROFIT, LOCALCOMMUNITIES, ALL CONTRIBUTED

OVER THE COURSE OF FOURYEARS WHAT THEY FOUND WAS

UNEQUIVOCALLY THAT CLIMATECHANGE IS NOT SOME FAR OFF

PROBLEM IN THE FUTURE.

IT'S HAPPENING NOW.

>> THE WHITE HOUSE ISSUING ADIRE REPORT ON CLIMATE

CHANGE SUGGESTING THEEXTREME WEATHER EVENTS WE

ARE SEEING ACROSS THECOUNTRY ARE MAN-MADE.

>> A NEW STUDY SAYS THATCLIMATE CHANGE IS BEING FELT

TODAY IN ALL 50 STATES.

>> THE NORTHEAST IS GOING TOSEE MORE HEAT WAVES.

>> THE MIDWEST WOULD SUFFERMORE DROUGHT FOLLOWED BY

FLASH FLOODING.

>> HURRICANES IN THESOUTHEAST AND WILDFIRES OUT

WEST.

>> NO REGION OF THE COUNTRYWILL BE SPARED.

>> NO REGION SPARED.

THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WILLBECOME AN UNINHABITABLE

WASTELAND NOT JUSTBALTIMORE.

SO FACING AN EXISTENTIALCRISIS BEYOND ANYTHING

HUMANITY HAS EVER KNOWN,WHAT DO WE DO?

WELL, THAT QUESTION BRINGSUS TO TONIGHT'S WORD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)[BLEEP] IT.

NOW FOLKS, FOLKS, GLOBALWARMING IS BAD.

I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED THATI HAVE ALWAYS SAID THAT.

BUT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT ITIS, AND I DON'T WANT TO GET

TOO TECHNICAL HERE, HARD.

I AM AFRAID I MIGHT HAVE TOGIVE SOMETHING UP.

AND SO THAT'S WHY I WANTEDTO PASS THE PROBLEM ALONG TO

OUR GRANDCHILDREN, ALONGWITH SAVING SOCIAL SECURITY

AND MIDEAST PEACE.

>> YOU HAVE A LOT OF WORK TODO GRANDKIDS.

GET BORN ALREADY.

BUT-- IN LIGHT OF THIS NEWREPORT I COULD NO LONGER SIT

IDLY BY.

I HAD TO TAKE ACTION,CONSERVE ENERGY, DRIVE A

TESLA.

I EVEN STARTED SORTING, YOUKNOW, MY PAPER FROM MY

PLASTIC, YOU KNOW.

I HAVE NEVER RECYCLEDBEFORE.

AND YES, YES, IS THISSACRIFICE?

SURE.

BUT MY ONLY CONCERN WAS ISTHIS ENOUGH?

WELL, ON MONDAY I GOT MYANSWER.

>> SCIENTISTS WARN THAT ALARGE PART OF ANTARCTICA IS

MELTING AND CANNOT BESTOPPED.

>> THE GLACIERS ARE ON THEVERGE OF COLLAPSING.

>> 40 YEARS OF DATA SHOW THEGLACIERS ARE MELTING SO FAST

IT IS NOW UNSTOPPABLE.

>> SCIENTISTS SAY IT'S TOOLATE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT

THE MELTING GLACIERS.

>> [BLEEP] IT.

ALL RIGHT IT-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> UNSTOPPABLE MELTING.

IT'S OUT OF OUR HANDS NOW.

I MEAN WHAT-- WHAT A RELIEFI DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD

HAPPEN BUT WE'VE FINALLY RANTHE CLOCK OUT ON THE

POSSIBILITY OF MY PERSONALSACRIFICE MAKING A

DIFFERENCE.

AND FOLKS, I AM NOT THE ONLYONE SPREADING THIS MESSAGE

OF HOPE.

SO IS FLORIDA SENATOR MARCORUBIO WHO SAID THIS ON

SUNDAY.

>> I DON'T AGREE WITH THENOTION THAT SOME ARE PUTTING

OUT THERE INCLUDINGSCIENTISTS THAT SOMEHOW

THERE ARE ACTIONS WE CANTAKE TODAY THAT WOULD

ACTUALLY HAVE AN IMPACT ONWHAT IS HAPPENING IN OUR

CLIMATE YES THERE ARE NOACTIONS WE CAN TAKE TODAY.

AN ACTION ON SUNDAY MIGHTHAVE HELPED OR ANY DAY

BEFORE THAT, BUT NOW THAT'SALL WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.

AND TELL THEM WHY TV MAN.

>> THE THAW COULD TRIGGERRISING SEA LEVELS BY UP TO

12 FEET OVER HUNDREDS OFYEARS.

THAT IS ENOUGH TO PUT MIAMIBEACH UNDERWATER.

>> OKAY, MIAMI.

IF YOU LIKE LEBRON JAMESPLAYING BASKETBALL, YOU'LL

LOVE HIM PLAYING WATER POLO.

SO WHAT NOW?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEYSAY?

IF YOU CAN'T STOP CLIMATECHANGE, LAY BACK AND ENJOY

IT.

BUT NOW-- NOW THAT IT'STOTALLY FUTILE, LET'S STOP

ARGUING ABOUT DIVISIVE ISSUESLIKE CARBON TAXES, ALTERNATIVE

ENERGY OR WALKING.

INSTEAD, WE MUST COMETOGETHER AND DO WHAT

AMERICANS HAVE ALWAYS DONE,WE MUST BURN HYDROCARBONS

FOR PLEASURE.

AND I BELIEVE THIS FAILURETO FIND A SOLUTION COULD BE

THE SOLUTION TO ALL OUROTHER FAILURES.

DO WE HAVE BAD SCHOOLS?

WELL, IF WE DO NOTHING,EVENTUALLY NO ONE WILL KNOW

WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW.

ARE YOU WORRIED?

ARE YOU WORRIED?

ARE YOU WORRIED THAT MONEYIN POLITICS IS UNDERMINING

DEMOCRACY?

JUST DO NOTHING AND SOONTHERE WILL BE NO DEMOCRACY

LEFT TO UNDERMINE.

ARE YOU-- AND YOUR LOVED ONEHAVING RELATIONSHIP

PROBLEMS?

JUST DO NOTHING AND THEPROBLEMS WILL GO AWAY ALONG

WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP BUTFOLKS, FOR THE RECORD, I

WANT TO BE CLEAR, I'M NOTSAYING WE JUST FIDDLE WHILE

ROME BURNS.

I SAY WE THROW THE FIDDLE ONTHE FIRE TUBE.

I MEAN THAT FIDDLE IS GOODSKINDLING WHICH WE WILL NEED

TO KEEP THE FIRE GOING ASTHE FLOODWATERS RISE.

AND THAT'S THE WORD.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY,

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

NATION, NATION, I LOVE THEU.S. OF A AND THERE

ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT MAKEAMERICA GREAT.

WE INVENTED FLIGHT, WESEQUENCE DNA.

WE PUT CHEESE INSIDE APIZZA CRUST.

BY MANIPULATING THE PIZZA'SDNA.

AND ALL THOSE OTHER INNOVATIONSRIGHT THERE HAVE ONE THING

IN COMMON.

THEY ARE PATENTED. PATENTS ARE AFAST TRACK TO MONEY TOWN

AFTER THOMASEDISON PATENTED HIS LIGHT

BULB HE WAS ROLLING IN CASHWHICH HE SPENT PERFECTING

HIS GREATEST INVENTION,THOMAS'S ENGLISH MUFFINS

WHICH OF COURSE STARTED AS AFAILED ATTEMPT AT A

PHONOGRAPH RECORD.

THE BEST PART IS YOU DON'TNEED TO INVENT THE LIGHT

BULB TO RECEIVE A PATENT.

BECAUSE THE CASH GENERATINGRIGHTS HAVE BEEN GRANTED TO

SUCH ACTUAL INVENTIONS ASTHE NECK FANNIE PACK, THREE

LEGGED PANTY HOSE AND THEGERBIL SHIRT.

WHICH INNOVATIVELY COMBINESA SHIRT, A GERBIL HABITAT

AND BEING ALONEFOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

BEST OF ALL, BEST OF ALL,EVEN IF YOUR INVENTION NEVER

MAKES A PENNY, ACCUSINGSOMEONE OF STEALING IT CAN.

BECAUSE IN 2011 ALONE UNUSEDPATENTS GENERATED $29

BILLION IN LAWSUITS, LEGALFEES AND SETTLEMENTS WORTH

TENS OR HUNDREDS OF MILLIONSOF DOLLARS.

SO IN YOU HAVE AN IDEA, YOUWORK HARD, SOME DAY YOU TOO

CAN GET SUED BY SOMEONE WHOHAD A SIMILAR IDEA.

AND FOLKS, THE PATENT GAMEHAS JUST BEEN ELEVATED TO AN

ART FORM BY AMAZON.

WHO IT WAS RECENTLY REPORTEDHAS BEEN GRANTED THE PATENT

FOR PHOTOGRAPHY AGAINST AWHITE BACKGROUND.

YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT.

AMAZON NOW HAS LEGALOWNERSHIP OF THE IDEA OF

DISPLAYING A THING.

WAIT, WAIT, JIMMY, NO, THATLOGO IS ON A WHITE

BACKGROUND.

QUICK, CHANGE IT TOSOMETHING THAT AMAZON WON'T

OBJECT TO.

THAT'S BETTER OKAY.

THAT'S GOOD.

NOW THOUGH THAT ISTECHNICALLY STILL WHITE,

BECAUSE NOW IF ANYONEDISPLAYS SOMETHING ON A

WHITE BACKGROUND AMAZONCOULD SERVE THEM WITH A

LAWSUIT.

WHICH OF COURSE WILL BEDELIVERED IN A MASSIVE BOX

THAT IS 90% BUBBLE PACK.

AND AMAZON DID A BANG UP JOBOF MAKING THIS IDEA SOUND

LIKE A THING THEY HAVETHOUGHT OF, BECAUSE IN THEIR

PATENT AMAZON DESCRIBES INONE PITHY SENTENCE A

BACKGROUND COMPRISING AWHITE CYCLORAMA, A FRONT LIGHT

SOURCE POSITIONED IN ALONGITUDINAL ACCESS INTERSECTING

THE BACKGROUND AND IMAGE CAPTUREBETWEEN THE BACKGROUND AND

FRONT LIGHT SOURCE IN THELONGITUDINAL ACCESS AND

ELEVATED PLATFORM POSITIONEDBETWEEN THE IMAGE CAPTURE

POSITION AND THE BACKGROUNDIN THE LONGITUDINAL AXIS TO

THE FRONT LIGHT SOURCE BEINGDIRECTED TOWARD A SUBJECT ON

THE ELEVATED PLATFORM.

NOW I KNOW, I KNOW THATSOUNDS LIKE BULL [BLEEP],

BUT IT'S ACTUALLY MALEBOVINE FECAL MATTER EXTRUDED

ON A LONGITUDINAL AXIS.

WELL, FOLKS, WELL, FOLKS,I'M SO IMPRESSED BY AMAZON'S

STATE OF THE ART CALLING OFDIBS. STEPHEN WANTS IN.

TONIGHT I AM OFFICIALLYFILING A PATENT ON THE IDEA

OF FILING PATENTS.

THE MECHANISM-- (APPLAUSE)

THE MECHANISM IS SIMPLE.

WHEN AN INDIVIDUAL DROPS OFFA PATENT APPLICATION AT THE

PATENT OFFICE, THE SECONDTHE PATENT HITS THE DESK

THEY ARE IN BREACH OF MYPATENT.

AT WHICH POINT THEY GIVE MEMONEY.

AFTER THAT-- (APPLAUSE)

ONCE I GOT THE GREEN THENIT'S JUST A QUESTION OF HOW

MANY GERBIL SHIRTS AM I GONNABUY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY,

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS ANAWARD-WINNING ACTRESS WHO

PLAYS A RUSSIAN SPY ON THEAMERICANS.

WHICH IF YOU THINK ABOUT ITWOULD BE THE PERFECT COVER

FOR AN ACTUAL RUSSIAN SPY.

PLEASE WELCOME KERI RUSSELL.

(APPLAUSE)>> THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING

ON, GOOD TO SEE YOU, THANKSFOR COMING ON THE SHOW

AGAIN.

>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

>> PLEASURE.

>> I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON YOURSHOW BEFORE BUT --

>> THAT WAS A TEST.

>> YOU PASSED.

I HAD TO MAKE SURE YOU WERETHE REAL KERI RUSSELL AND

NOT A SPY WITH A KERIRUSSELL MASK ON.

>> GOOD, GOOD, COOL.

>> YOU ARE SHE.

>> YES, YES DOSVEDONA.

(LAUGHTER)>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RESAYING

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

>> NO I DON'T.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THATMEANS.

>> NO I DON'T.

>> GOOD.

YOU ARE AN AWARD-WINNINGACTRESS WHO FOLLOWED UP YOUR

BREAKTHROUGH ON FELICITY WITHFILMS LIKE AUGUST RUSH,

WAITRESS, ALL RIGHT.

NOW YOU'RE IN THE FX SERIESTHE AMERICANS WHICH FINISHES

ITS SECOND SEASON ON MAY21st.

I HAVE A BEEF WITH YOU, ALLRIGHT.

>> OKAY.

>> THIS IS A COMPLICATEDDEPICTION OF RUSSIAN SPIES.

>> OKAY.

>> THESE PEOPLE HAVE HOMELIVES AND THEIR OWN

PATRIOTISM.

AND THEY, YOU KNOW, KILLPEOPLE, OKAY.

WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE DO YOUTHINK THAT'S SENDING TO THE

YOUTH OF AMERICA?

>> WELL, I MEAN I THINK THESHOW IS TRYING TO REPRESENT,

YOU KNOW, REAL PEOPLE IN AREAL WAY.

AND THAT THERE IS NO REALBLACK OR WHITE OR BAD OR

GOOD.

PEOPLE ARE COMPLICATED AND HAVEMANY--

EVIL EMPIRE, MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR

DOWN THIS WALL.

WHAT PART OF EVIL EMPIREMR. GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS

WALL DID YOU NOT GET FROMTHE 1980s.

>> I UNDERSTAND.

WELL, I MEAN I THINK IT'SJUST OUR DEPICTION.

IT'S OUR-- IT'S JOEWEISSBERG AND HIS DEPICTION

OF, YOU KNOW, A SINGULARSTORY WITHIN THAT WORLD.

HERE'S MY SECRETARY PROBLEMWITH YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT?

OKAY.

>> YOU'RE A MOM RIGHT.

YOU'RE A MOM.

>> OH WHAT HAPPENED THERE.

>> I JUST WANTED TO MAKEMYSELF DECENT

THAT'S WHAT SPIES CALL THE HONEYTRAP.

WHAT IS THE HONEY TRAP BYTHE WAY.

>> YOU'LL FIND OUT LATER.

>> COLBERT REPORT AFTER DARK.

>> ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THETHING, YOU'RE A MOM RIGHT,

YOU GOT A COUPLE KIDS OFYOUR OWN.

>> YES, I DO.

>> OKAY.

YOU'RE IN THE SERIES THEAMERICANS YOU'RE A MOM

WHOSE'S ALSO A SEXY RUSSIANSPY WHO IS STEALING STATE

SECRETS AND HAVING SEX WITHPEOPLE ALL THE TIME.

ISN'T THAT AN UNREALISTICIMAGE FOR WOMEN TO HAVE TO

LIVE UP TO?

I MEAN IMAGINE YOUR OWN LIFE,HAVING TO TAKE THE KIDS TO

LIKE SOCCER PRACTICE ORGYMBOREE AND IN BETWEEN YOU

HAVE TO STEAL, YOU HAVE TOSTEAL THE SUBMARINE PLANS.

SOME NIGHTS YOU DON'T WANTTO STEAL THE PLANS, YOU JUST

WANT TO STAY AT HOME ANDWATCH CAKE BOSS.

>> YES, THAT'S TRUE, YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> OKAY.

>> YOUR CHARACTER CHANGESHER HAIR STYLE ALL THE TIME.

>> YEAH.

>> DID YOU LEARN NOTHINGFROM FELICITY?

YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR STYLEAMERICA GETS VERY UPSET.

>> SO UPSET YOU ARE SORIGHT ABOUT THAT.

>> LET'S-- WE HAVE ALITTLE CLIP HERE.

THIS IS YOU AND YOURSUPPOSED HUSBAND.

YOU HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FORLIKE 15 YEARS.

>> YEAH.

>> YOU'VE HAD KIDS TOGETHERBUT IT'S INDISTINCT HOW DEEP

THIS RELATIONSHIP IS BETWEEN THETWO OF YOU.

>> YES.

>> BUT YOU CERTAINLY DO TALKLIKE A TROUBLED COUPLE.

>> GOOD.

>>> IN BED?

>> OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

I DON'T THINK SHE SLEPT THEWHOLE TRIP.

>> IF SHE SAID ONE MORE THINGABOUT NONVIOLENT RESISTANCE

I WAS GONNA PUNCH HER IN THEFACE.

>> AT LEAST SHE'S GOT SOMEPASSION IN HER SHE WANTS TO

DO SOMETHING GOOD.

>> SHE THINKS A CHURCHPASTOR BEING ARRESTED FOR

LOITERING IS SOME KIND OFHERO.

>> I KNOW.

>> I WISH I COULD TELL HERABOUT THE REAL HEROES.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE SACRIFICINGTHEMSELVES FOR THIS WORLD,

NOT SOME STUPID CHILDREN'SSTORY ABOUT HEAVEN.

>> SOMEONE SACRIFICEDTHEMSELVES TODAY.

>> AND NOW I FEEL SYMPATHYFOR RUSSIANS.

ARE YOU HAPPY?

>> YES, YES I AM.

>> DID YOU DO ANY RESEARCHINTO BECOME A RUSSIAN SPY.

DID YOU DO A RIDEALONGWITH A SPY OR WITH A RUSSIAN?

>> I DID YOU KNOW, A LITTLEBIT OF RESEARCH.

I READ SOME PUTIN'SBIOGRAPHY.

>> YOU READ A PUTINBIOGRAPHY.

>> I DID.

I WAS SORT OF INTRIGUED.

HE'S FASCINATING FOR ME.

>> AS SOMEONE DOING THE SHOW,IS IT EXCITING FOR EVERYONE

AT THE SHOW THAT PUTIN ISBRINGING IT BACK?

DO YOU EVER SAY TO YOURSELFLIKE COME ON, INVADE POLAND,

PAPA WANTS ANOTHER SEASON.

IT WOULD BE FANTASTIC FORYOU.

EVERYTHING SHORT OF ANUCLEAR EXCHANGE WOULD BE

POSITIVE FOR YOU.

>> BASICALLY, YES.

>> ONE OF THE CONSULTANTS ONYOUR SHOW, JOE WEISBERG, A

FORMER CIA OPERATIVE.

>> CORRECT.

>> HE ACTUALLY INCLUDES REALSPY WORK IN THE SERIES.

ARE YOU GIVING AWAY STATESECRETS WITH THIS TV SHOW?

>> I DO KNOW THAT WE HAVE TOBE APPROVED.

OUR SCRIPTS ARE ALL READ BYTHE CIA.

AND -->> I THINK ALL OF EVERYONE'S

EVERYTHING IS READ BY THE CIA>> FAIR, THAT'S FAIR.

>> JOIN THE CLUB.

>> THAT'S FAIR.

>> WELL, KERI RUSSELL, THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING ME.

>> KERI RUSSELL, THE SHOW ISTHE AMERICANS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> THAT'S IT FOR THE REPORT,EVERYBODY, GOODNIGHT

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