August 5, 2014 - James Cameron

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Open-carry gun supporters publish a children's book, Hillary Clinton presents Stephen with an ultimatum, and James Cameron discusses his documentary "Deepsea Challenge 3D."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE

REPORT.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN")>> Stephen: THANK YOU, LADIES

AND GENTLEMEN.

MWA!

FOLKS-- I CAN'T STOP THESEPEOPLE.

I CAN'T STOP THEM.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

THANK YOU.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LADIES ANDGENTLEMEN, WE'VE GOT A BIG SHOW

TO DO.

FOLKS, WE'VE GOT A BIG SHOW TODO.

I KNOW.

I WOULD TRY TO STOP YOU FROMCHANTING BUT WE KNOW WHAT

HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TOSTOP THE COLBERT NATION.

( CHEERS )THESE PEOPLE ARE LOCKED AND

LOADED.

FOLKS, SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOUKNOW I'M A PROUD SUPPORTER OF

THE SECOND AMENDMENT.

I CONSIDER IT FIRST AMONGAMENDMENTS THAT AREN'T THE FIRST

ONE.

( LAUGHTER )THESE DAYS WE GUN ADVOCATES ARE

BEING TREATED LIKE COMMONCRIMINALS

>> A 54-YEAR-OLD RESEARCH DOCTORARRESTED AFTER HE ENTERED AN

AIRPORT TERMINAL CARRYING ANASSAULT RIFLE.

DR. PETER STEINMETZ WAS CARRYINGAN AR-15 OVER HIS SHOULDER WHEN

HE WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY LASTWEEK.

HE TOLD POLICE HE VISITED THEAIRPORT TO SIMPLY BUY A CUP OF

COFFEE.

( LAUGHTER )>> Stephen, OF COURSE.

YOU GOTTA GO TO THE AIRPORT FORCOFFEE.

AIRPORTS ARE TO COFFEE AS BUSSTATIONS ARE TO NACHOS.

( LAUGHTER )AND, YES, STEINMETZ MAY HAVE

POINTED AN AR-15 ASSAULT RIFLEIN THE DIRECTION OF A MOTHER AND

HER TEENAGED DAUGHTER, SOOBVIOUSLY WE'RE NOT LOOKING AT A

BRAIN SURGEON HERE.

HE'S TECHNICALLY A TOPNEUROSCIENTIST.

PERHAPS HE'S STUDYING THE PARTOF THE BRAIN THAT OVERRIDES

IMPULSE CONTROL.

THE POINT IS, ARRESTS LIKE THISARE PURE DISCRIMINATION, AND

THAT HURTS THE CHILDREN.

FORTUNATELY, TWO GUN LOVERS HAVEWRITTEN A NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK TO

HELP KIDS UNDERSTAND THE OPENCARRY LIFESTYLE.

IT'S CALLED "MY PARENTS CARRY."

( LAUGHTER )IT TELLS THE HEARTWARMING STORY

OF BRENNA, HER MOM, AND WHATLOOKS LIKE HER OTHER MOM WEARING

A MUSTACHE.

( LAUGHTER )UNLIKE OTHER PARENTS, BRENNA'S

MOM AND DAD CARRY LOADED WEAPONSOPENLY, WHICH MIGHT MAKE HER

FEEL DIFFERENT, BUT HER FATHERREASSURES HER THAT, "BRENNA,

THERE IS EVIL IN THIS WORLD ANDWE WANT TO PROTECT YOU THE BEST

WE CAN.

WHEN SECONDS COUNT, THE POLICEARE MINUTES AWAY."

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEDTIME STORY.

THE WORLD IS FULL OF MANIACS WHOWANT TO HURT YOU AND THE POLICE

CAN'T HELP.

GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

LET ME JUST OPEN THE WINDOW HERESO YOU CAN GET A BREEZE, TURN

OFF THE LIGHTS.

GOOD-BYE.

( LAUGHTER )FOLKS, I KNOW THE KIDS ARE JUST

GOING TO SPEND HOURS READINGTHIS BOOK BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF

THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OFWORDS.

FOR INSTANCE, MOM AND DAD'SMORNING RITUAL.

THEY RETRIEVE THEIR HANDGUNSFROM THE LOCKED GUN SAFE AND

CHECK THEM TO MAKE SURE THEYWERE LOADED.

BRENNA'S PARENT WERE DRESSEDCASUALLY. HER DAD WORE

A WHITE POLO SHIRT, TAN PANTS, ABLACK BELT AND COMFORTABLE SHOES

HER MOM WORE WHITE CARGO SHORTSAND A NICE SHIRT AND HER

WELL-WORN BROWN LOAFERS.

THAT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A LOT OFSPECIFICS FOR A CHILDREN'S BOOK

BUT REMEMBER A DETAILEDDESCRIPTION IS IMPORTANT FOR THE

POLICE REPORT.

( LAUGHTER )FOLKS, "MY PARENTS OPEN CARRY"

IS LONG OVERDUE.

I WISH THERE WERE MORE FIREARMSIN CHILDREN'S BOOKS.

I MEAN LOOK AT "THE VERYHUNGRY CATEPILLAR."

SOMEONE IS CLEARLY OUT TO GETTHIS GUY.

THE ENTIRE BOOK IS RIDDLED WITHBULLET HOLES.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

OR HOW ABOUT "GOOD-BYE FOREVER,MOON."

THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO LOOKTHROUGH A KID'S WINDOW YOU PERV.

OR BEST OF ALL, "WHERE THE WILDTHINGS WERE."

AND, FOLKS, FOLKS, THE 2016PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS ALMOST

UPON US AND I FOR ONE CAPTAINWAIT TO SEE WHO THE AMERICAN

PEOPLE ELECT NEXT FOR JOHNBOEHNER TO SUE.

OF COURSE, FORMER FIRST LADY,FORMER SENATOR, AND FORMER

SECRETARY OF STATE HILLARYCLINTON IS THE CURRENT

FRONT-RUNNER, WHICH ISSURPRISING SINCE IT SOUNDS LIKE

SHE CAN'T HOLD DOWN A JOB.

( LAUGHTER )NOW, SECRETARY CLINTON SAYS SHE

HASN'T MADE UP HER MIND ABOUTWHETHER SHE'S RUNNING YET, BUT

ME THINKS SHE DOTH NOT MAKE UPHER MIND YET TOO MUCH.

LET'S JUST LOOK AT THE FACTS.

ONE, SHE'S ON A NATIONAL BOOKTOUR PUSHING HER MEMOIR "HARD

CHOICES."

TWO, SHE'S EXTREMELY QUALIFIED.

THREE, LET'S FORGET ABOUT NUMBERTWO AND JUST FOCUS ON THE BOOK

THING.

WHICH, BY THE WAY, FOR THERECORD I DON'T GET.

SURE, IT'S BEEN ON THE "NEW YORKTIMES" BESTSELLER LIST FOR SEVEN

WEEKS AND HAS SOLD MORE THAN500,000 COPIES WORLDWIDE BUT I

RECENTLY PICKED UP THE AUDIOBOOK.

I LIKE TO LISTEN TO IT WHEN I'MON THE TREADMILL AT THE GYM

RAGER-SIZING.

HERE'S THE COLBERT REVIEW.

HERE'S MY REVIEW.

THIS BOOK IS 656 PAGES OFSHAMELESS NAME DROPPING.

JIM?

>> TANZANIAN PRIME MINISTERMIZENGO PINDA AND I DO SOME

PLANTING AT A WOMEN'SCOOPERATIVE IN MLANDIZI.

>> Stephen: THUD. DID YOU CATCHTHAT, TMZ?

SHE JUST HAPPENED TO BE HANGINGOUT WITH MIZENGO IN MLANDIZI.

NOT IMPRESSED.

SO SHE'S TIGHT WITH THE PRIMEMINISTER OF TANZANIA.

I HAPPEN TO BE E-MAIL PEN PALSWITH THE PRINCE OF NIGERIA,

OKAY?

THAT REMINDS ME I SHOULDREALLY-- I SHOULD WRITE THAT GUY

BACK.

SHIWRITE THAT GUY.

( APPLAUSE )GOTTA WRITE HIM.

HE OWES ME A TON OF MONEY.

AND THERE'S MORE.

>> THE FIRST TIME I MET THEBURMESE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER

AUNG SAN SUU KYI IN 2011, WEWERE BOTH WEARING WHITE.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

WEARING WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY?

OBVIOUSLY, HER NOBEL PRIZEWASN'T IN FASHION.

AGAIN, JIM.

>> GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELAMERKEL HAS A GREAT SENSE OF

HUMOR.

>> Stephen: YOU HEARD IT,FOLKS.

HILLARY CLINTON THINKS GERMANCHANCELLORS ARE A LAUGH RIOT.

HEIL HILARITY.

>> HERE, BONO SITS WITH ME ATTHE PIANO.

>> Stephen: BIG DEAL!

BONO SITS WITH EVERYBODY AT THEPIAPO.

CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE SITTING WITHDAVID BOWIE AT A DIDGERIDOO.

I JUST DON'T BUY ANY OF THIS.THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTH

ONE WOMAN CAN BE IN SO MANYPLACES AT ONCE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "HILLARY")

>> Stephen: DON'T YOU DARE!

DON'T YOU DARE!

YOU WERE CHANTING MY NAME FOURMINUTES AGO, YOU TWO-TIMERS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

HILLARY CLINTON.

>> NOW WHO'S A NAME DROPPER,STEPHEN?

>> Stephen: OH, REALLY?

NAME DROPPER?

THAT'S NOT WHAT MY GOOD FRIENDTOM HANKS CALLS ME.

WHEN WE'RE HANGING OUT AT GEORGECLOONEY'S PLACE.

>> OH, I LOVE GEORGE.

I WISH HE COULD HAVE JOINED USWHEN I HAD LUNCH WITH MERYL

STREEP AND ECUADORIAN PRESIDENTRAFAEL CORREA.

>> OH, RAFI.

HE IS SUCH A CUT-UP, ESPECIALLYWHEN WE GO CAMPING WITH OPRAH.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> OH?

>> DOES THAT SURPRISE YOU?

>> NO, "O" IS JUST WHAT ALL HERREAL FRIENDS CALL OPRAH.

>> Stephen: I KNOW PAULMCCARTNEY

>> I NEGOTIATED WITH HAMIDKARZAI.

>> Stephen: I SHARED ANOFFICE WITH STEVE CARELL.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> I HELD HIGH-LEVEL TALKS WITHCHINESE STATE COUNSELOR

DAI BINGGUO

>> Stephen: WELL, NOW YOU'REJUST MAKING WORDS UP.

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW, MADAM, IONCE DID AN ENTIRE SHOW WITH

PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

>> OH!

( APPLAUSE )I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU,

STEPHEN, BUT I'VE MET HIM, TOO.

>> Stephen: GOSH, YOU KNOWEVERYONE!

WHAT KIND OF LOSER DO YOU HAVETO BE TO NOT BE INCLUDED IN YOUR

BOOK?

>> WELL, YOU'RE NOT IN IT,STEPHEN?

>> Stephen: OH, AREN'T I?

YOU EVER NOTICE HOW PRESIDENT OFTURKMENISTAN GURBANGULY

BERD-MUHA-MEADOW ARE NEVER INTHE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME.

>> NO!

>> Stephen: OH, YES.

>> Stephen: AND, MADAM, IT ISNOT JUST YOUR NAME DROPPING I

CALL INTO QUESTION.

I QUESTION YOUR TITLE.

IT'S CALLED "HARD CHOICES."

BUT THERE AREN'T ANY REAL HARDCHOICES IN HERE.

>> WHAT ABOUT NEGOTIATINGFRAGILE ALLIANCES AND TREATIES.

>> Stephen: OH, I'M TALKINGABOUT REAL HARD CHOICES--

ETERNAL QUESTIONS LIKE WHICHWOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT ONE

HORSE-SIZED DUCK OR 100DUCK-SIZED HORSES?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> WELL -->> Stephen: BOOM!

>> NOW, I ADMIT THAT IS A VALIDQUESTION.

HERE'S WHAT I'D DO.

FIRST, I'D TRY TO FIND COMMONGROUND BETWEEN DUCKS AND HORSES.

FOR INSTANCE, THEY BOTH GREW UPON OLD McDONALD'S FARM.

THEN, I'D ESTABLISH A TIMETABLETO ACHIEVE MEANINGFUL HORSE-DUCK

DIALOGUE.

( LAUGHTER )AND, STEPHEN, I'M CONVINCED--

WITH PATIENCE AND A STRONGCOMMITMENT FROM OUR ALLIES, THE

PIGS AND THE GEESE, WE'D HAVEPEACE-PEACE HERE, PEACE-PEACE,

THERE, HERE A PEACE, THERE APEACE, EVERYWHERE A PEACE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: EI-E-I-OH, YOU'REGOOD!

>> AND NOW, STEPHEN, I'VE GOT AHARD CHOICE FOR YOU.

>> Stephen: BRING IT, H.R.C.

>> OH, IT WILL BE BROUGHT.

YOUR CHOICE.

PROMOTE MY BOOK OR I WON'TAPPEAR ON YOUR SHOW.

>> Stephen: BUT YOU HAVEALREADY APPEARED ON MY SHOW.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: NO!

NO!

>>I LEARNED THAT FROM GEORGELUCAS.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: I MET HIM.

HE'S A FRIEND.

WELL, NO ONE WILL KNOW I GOTHILLARY CLINTON ON MY SHOW.

FINE!

FINE!

BUY "HARD CHOICES," AVAILABLE INBOOKSTORES EVERYWHERE THERE ARE

STILL BOOKSTORES.

ON OR OUR WEB SITE DOWN HERE,OKAY?

>> OKAY.

>> Stephen: OH, THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU, STEPHEN.

WAS THAT SUCH A HARD CHOICE TOMAKE?

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: YES, IT WAS.

HILLARY CLINTON, EVERYBODY.

"HARD CHOICES."

MADAM SECRETARY, THANK YOU SOMUCH.

>> THANK YOU!

>> Stephen: HILLARY CLINTON,EVERYBODY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,EVERYBODY.

THANKS SO MUCH.

FOLKS, YOU KNOW-- FOLKS, SOMEHAVE SAID THAT THE UNIVERSAL

LANGUAGE IS MUSIC.

OTHERS SAY THAT IT'S LOVE.

YET, I'VE ALWAYS HAD TROUBLECOMMUNICATING VIA SAXOPHONE

DRY HUMPING.

THE REAL UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE ISENGLISH.

IT'S A VERBAL SKELETON KEY YOUCAN USE TO TALK WITH ANYONE ON

EARTH, EXCEPT YOUR DRY CLEANER.

DONDE ESTA MY PANTS, ABILIO!

SO IT'S NO WONDER THE WORLD ISDESPERATE TO LEARN ENGLISH,

WHICH HAS OPENED THE DOOR FORTHE BRAZILIAN LANGUAGE TRAINING

COMPANY C.N.A. TO EXPLOIT ADANGEROUS NEW SOURCE OF ENGLISH

EXPERTISE.

>> WE CREATED A TOOL THATCONNECTS OUR STUDENTS WITH

STUDENTS IN THE U.S.A. LIVING INRETIREMENT HOMES

>> HELLO?

HELLO, HELLO.

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

>> YES, I CAN, CAN YOU HEAR ME.

>> I LIVE WITH MY OLD BROTHER

HE HAS 23 YEARS.

>> DO YOU KNOW INSTEAD OFSAYING, "HE HAS 23 YEARS, "YOU

COULD SAY, "HE IS 23 YEARS OLD."

>> Stephen: NATION, THIS ISTHE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE

EVER SEEN.

AND I HAVE 50 YEARS.

( LAUGHTER )NOW, THAT YOUNG BRAZILIANS ARE

LEARNING ENGLISH FROM OUR SENIORCITIZENS, IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL

THEY HAVE FLUID DISCUSSIONSABOUT SHERBET, EARLY BIRD

SPECIALS.

AND BRAZILIAN TEENS ARE TAKINGMORE THAN JUST LANGUAGE FROM OUR

ILLEGAL IMMI-GRAMPS.

>> THAT'S ME AND MY WIFE WHEN WEWERE YOUNG.

>> OH, YOU WERE GOOD LOOKING.

>> GOOD MORNING, DEAR JULIA.

GOOD MORNING TO YOU.

>> IF YOU WERE HERE, I WOULDGIVE YOU A BIG HUG.

>> OH, YEAH, A HUG.

>> YOU ARE MY NEW GRANDDAUGHTER,AND I LOVE YOU.

>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.

>> Stephen: THEY'RE STEALINGOUR LOVE!

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

NO! FIGHT IT!

NATION, THESE CARING HUMANRELATIONSHIPS ARE AN

ABOMINATION.

IN AMERICA YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSEDTO COMMUNICATE WITH THE ELDERLY.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STORE YOURFEELINGS UP ALL YEAR UNTIL

CHRISTMAS WHEN YOU THERETO ITOUT WITH ONE EMOTIONALLY

CHARGED, "THANK YOU FOR THESWEATER."

WORSE, THESE ANCHOR OLDIES AREARMING THE HISPANIC HORDES

WITH THE WISDOM OF THE GREATESTGENERATION

WE CAN'T LET THESE KIDS LEARNTHE SECRETS OF LIFE FROM THE

PEOPLE WHO BEAT HITLER.

THEN HOW WILL WE BEAT HITLERNEXT TIME?

REMEMBER, THIS IS BRAZIL.

HE MIGHT STILL LIVE THERE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS THE DIRECTOROF ""TITANIC" WHOSE NEW FILM IS

ABOUT DIVING THE MARIANA TRENCHIN A SUBMARINE

FINALLY, SOMEONE WENT LOOKINGFOR THAT NECKLACE.

PLEASE WELCOME JAMES CAMERON.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )HEY, JAMES.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: I'M SUPER EXCITEDABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, AND THE

ADVENTURE THAT YOU WENT ON.

AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE AGAIN,RIGHT?

YOU PUT AMERICA BACK IN THEDRIVER'S SEAT OF EXPLORATION.

>> DAMN RIGHT THE SUB WAS BUILTIN AUSTRALIA.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

THANK YOU FOR COMING.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> WE BUILT PART OF IT HERE.

>> Stephen: YOUR NEW MOVIE ISCALLED "DEEPSEA CHALLENGE 3D."

TELL THE GOOD PEOPLE WHAT YOUDID, WHEN YOUR DREAM WAS AND HOW

YOU ACHIEVED IT.

>> I IMAGINED GOING TO THEDEEPEST SPOT ON THE PLANET.

I GOT A GREAT TEAM AROUND ME, WEBUILT A SUB --

>> Stephen: THIS IS-- THIS ISWHAT YOU WENT IN.

>> THIS IS THE SUB.

AND I WOULD GO IN THE HATCH -->> Stephen: LET'S TURN THAT

BAD BOY AROUND.

YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN.

ALL RIGHT HOW BIG IS THIS THINGIN REALITY?

HOW BIG IN REALITY ARE WETALKING ABOUT?

>> 24 FEET.

>> Stephen: AND THAT DOESN'TMAKE THAT VERY BIG DOWN THERE.

>> NO, PROBABLY SMALLER THAN THESIZE OF THIS TABLE IS THE SPHERE

I WAS IN.

>> Stephen: HOW TALL ARE YOU?

>> 6'2".

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, YOUBUILT IT.

WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE YOURSELF AMORE LUXURIOUS CABIN.

DID YOU GET IN AND SAY OH,( BLEEP ).

WE BUILT IT IN CENTIMETERS.

I MEANT INCHES.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, BUDGET.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> BUDGET.

SO WE TRIED TO MAKE IT SMALLENOUGH THAT WE COULD GET IT ON

TO A SHIP AND OFF A SHIP.

>> Stephen: REALLY, BUDGET?

IF ONLY YOU HAD A MORESUCCESSFUL CAREER.

>> YES.

( LAUGHTER )>> Stephen: I'M SO SORRY.

WHY IS THIS YOUR DREAM?

YOU'VE DONE-- YOU'VE DONE ALLTHESE FANTASTIC MOVIES.

THE "TITANIC," BUT WHY-- WHY PUTYOURSELF IN THIS KIND OF DANGER

TO GO TO THE DEEPEST POINT INTHE OCEAN?

WHY NOT JUST TAPE A GO-PRO TO ABAG OF ROCKS AND DROP IT OFF?

SAME DIFF! WHY DO YOU HAVE TOGO?

>> I TOLD-- I TOLD THE CREW-- ITHREW A CRESCENT WRENCH

OVERBOARD AND SAID THAT JUSTWENT TO THE DEEPEST SPOT IN THE

OCEAN.

GETTING DOWN THERE IS EASY.

AND GETTING BACK IS HARD.

THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO GO THROUGHALL THE TECH DEVELOPMENT.

WHY DID I WANT TO GO?

CURIOSITY.

I WANTED TO SEE IT WITH MY OWNEYES.

I WANTED TO SEE A PLACE NO ONEHAD SEEN BEFORE.

>> Stephen: IT LOOKS LIKE ACOCK EYED SUBMARINE.

IT LOOKS LIKE A SUBMARINEPOINTED DOWN.

>> WE CALLED IT THE VERTICALTORPEDO.

I SAID GUYS WE'RE GOING TO BUILDA VERTICAL TORPEDO AND DRIVE IT

STRAIGHT DOWN AS A MATTER OFFACT WE CAN.

>> Stephen: THAT WAS MYSTRIPPER NAME.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

OKAY, LET'S LOOK-- LET'S LOOK ATA LITTLE CLIP OF YOU IN THE

VERTICAL TORPEDO.

>> RELEASE.

RELEASE.

RELEASE.

>> I THINK MY HEART RATE'S UP ALITTLE BIT AT THE MOMENT THAT I

TELL THEM TO RELEASE THE SUB.

I START TO DROP.

BUT RIGHT AWAY, THERE'S SO MANYTHINGS TO DO-- ESTABLISHING

COMMUNICATIONS AND ALL THAT.

>> SURFACE.

DEEP SEA CHALLENGER, DO YOUCOPY?

OVER.

>> DEEP SEA CHALLENGER, HOW DOYOU COPY, OVER?

>> COPY YOU JOHN, LOUD ANDCLEAR.

>> IT'S LIKE I'M TALKING TO MYGRANDMA.

>> DO YOU WANT A BISCUIT?

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: HOW LONG-- HOWLONG DID THE TRIP TAKE?

( APPLAUSE )HOW LONG-- HOW LONG DID IT TAKE

YOU TO GO ALL THE WAY DOWN?

>> TWO AND A HALF HOURS TO GETDOWN, AN HOUR AND A HALF TO GET

BACK UP, AND THERE WERE THREEHOURS ON THE BOTTOM.

I HAD HOPED FOR MORE, LIKE 5.

>> Stephen: I DON'T DO MATH.

HOW MUCH IS THE TOTAL AMOUNT?

>> SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS.

>> Stephen: SEVEN AND A HALFHOURS.

WHAT WERE THE FACILITIES LIKE?

YOU DIDN'T HAVE ROOM FOR A BATHROOM, DID YOU?

>> NOT AT ALL, HAVE YOU EVERBEEN ON A CAR TRIP AND YOU TELL

YOUR PARENTS YOU HAVE TO GO TOTHE BATHROOM AND THEY TURN AND

HAND YOU A BOTTLE.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

HOW MUCH DID THIS COST TO MAKE?

>> A LOT.

>> Stephen: MILLIONS OFDOLLARS.

>> MILLIONS.

>> Stephen: WHEN IT CAME TOGO TO THE BATHROOM-- YOU WERE

BASICALLY, YOU WERE BASICALLY ANUNDERSEA TRUCKER.

>> YES, THE TRUCKER'S FRIEND

>> Stephen: AS YOU SAID, EASYTO GET DOWN, HARD TO GET UP.

ONCE YOU'RE DOWN THERE AT 36,000FEET, WHICH IS-- I THINK YOU SAY

IN HERE IT'S DEEPER THAN EVERESTIS HIGH.

>> PLUS FOUR EMPIRE STATEBUILDINGS ON TOP OF THAT.

>> Stephen: OKAY, HOW DO YOUGET BACK UP?

>> YOU JUST DROP THESE WEIGHTSTHAT ARE ON THE SIDE.

I THROW ONE SWITCH.

THE WEIGHTS COME OFF AND I COMEUP LIKE A ROCKET, SEVEN KNOTS.

>> Stephen: HOW DOES IT FEELTO BE THE FIRST MAN TO EVER

LITTER THE MARIANA TRENCH?

DID YOU FEEL LIKE ARMSTRONGTHROWING A COKE BOTTLE ON THE

MOON?

>> EXACTLY.

YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON THAT'SASKED THAT QUESTION.

>> Stephen: I THINK I WON!OKAY, OKAY.

LET ME ASK ONE OTHER QUESTION--( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

YOU'VE DONE ALL THISEXPLORATION.

YOU'VE DONE ALL THISEXPLORATION.

OBVIOUSLY, YOU NEED THISEXPLORATION.

YOU SPENT THIS TIME, YOU SPENTTHIS MONEY.

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THETIME TO DO THE EXPLORATION

IN HERE?

>> I'LL WORK ON THAT.

>> Stephen: JAMES CAMERON,THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

JAMES CAMERON "DEEPSEACHALLENGE 3D."

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR THEREPORT, EVERYBODY.

GOOD NIGHT!

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