September 19, 2013 - Jack Johnson

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Michelle Obama promotes H2O, Republicans regulate Obamacare navigators, Jihawg Ammo makes bacon bullets, and Jack Johnson shares his album, "From Here to Now to You."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: RIGHT THERE,

COME ON.

YOU AND YOU AND YOU.

>> STEVE EN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

DHEERS PLAUS.

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THEREPORT.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

IT IS OUT THERE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

PLEASE, FOLKS, NATION, IWILL MAKE ONE THING

PERFECTLY CLEAR ABOUT HOW IFEEL, ALL RIGHT.

NATION, DO NOT GET ME WRONG,MICHELLE OBAMA IS A LOVELY

LADY, FRIEND OF THE SHOW.

BUT EVER SINCE SHE STARTEDHER LET'S MOVE CAMPAIGN TO

COMBAT CHILDHOOD OBESITY,SHE'S BEEN CRAMMING HER

PRO-HEALTH AGENDA DOWN OURTHROATS, THROATS THAT SHOULD

BE PACKED WITH CHILI CHEESEFRIES.

(LAUGHTER)AS GOD INTENDED.

WELL, THE NANNY-IN-CHIEF HASGONE TOO FAR.

>> MICHELLE OBAMA HASENCOURAGED AMERICANS TO EAT

BETTER AND GET MOREEXERCISE.

NOW SHE WANTS PEOPLE TO DRIJMORE WATER.

>> WATER IS THE BEST ANDEASIEST CHOICE WE CAN MAKE

TO FEEL ENERGIZED, FOCUSED,HEALTHY AND REFRESHED.

>> DRINK JUST ONE MORE CLASSOF WATER A DAY AND YOU CAN

MAKE A REAL DIFFERENCE FORYOUR HEALTH.

>> Stephen: ONE MORE CLASSOF WATER A DAY?

BUT THEN I WOULD BE DRINKINGONE GLASS OF WATER A DAY.

(LAUGHTER)DO YOU REALIZE THAT WATER IS

THE SAME THING THEY PUT INTOILETS?

THINK, LIKE JUST LISTEN THEREASON BEHIND THIS.

>> THE CENTER FOR DISEASECONTROL SAYS THAT MORE THAN

40% OF AMERICAN DOES NOTDRINK ENOUGH WATER DAILY.

AND 7% OF AMERICANS DON'TDRINK ANY WATER.

>> Stephen: MAYBE SO, BUTTHOSE 7% GET PLENTY OF

HYDRATION FROM WATERMELONFLAVORED JOLLY RANCHERS.

(LAUGHTER)WATT CERTIFICATE RIGHT IN

THE NAME.

EXCUSE ME, I DROPPED MY PENI'M SO ANGRY.

(LAUGHTER)FOLKS, AND MAY I REMIND YOU

THAT JESUS HATED WATER.

(LAUGHTER)YES.

THAT'S WHY HE TURNED IT INTOWINE.

IN FACT, HE REFUSED TO EVENGET INTO IT.

AND FOLKS T IS TIME TO FIGHTBACK AGAINST THE FORCES OF

BIG HYDRATION.

SO TONIGHT I AM CALLING ONALL AMERICANS TO JUST SAY H2-NO

AND BOYCOTT WATER.

DO TO THE DRINK IT AND DONOT USE IT FOR ANYTHING.

OKAY?

IF YOU WANT SOME KOOL-AID,DO WHAT I DO AND JUST SNORT

THE POWDER.

(LAUGHTER)

OF COURSE IT'S NOT JUSTMICHELLE, I'M ALSO NOT A

HUGE FAN OF BARACK.

FROM DAY ONE I HAVE VOWED TOSTOP OBAMACARE OR DIE

TRYING.

AND KNOWING MY LUCK I'DALMOST DIE AND THEN GET

NURSED BACK TO LIFE BYOBAMACARE.

AND FOLKS, I AM NOT ALONE INMY CRUSADE.

YESTERDAY THE REPUBLICANLEADERSHIP ANNOUNCED THEIR

SIMPLE YET SIMPLE MINDEDPLAN TO CRIPPLE ALL

GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE.

>> THE GROUNDWORK HAS BEENSET FOR A MONUMENTAL

SHOWDOWN ON CAPITOL HILL ANDIT ALL COMES DOWN TO A VERY

SIMPLE FORMULA, EITHERDEMOCRATS VOTE TO DEFUND THE

TRAIN WRECK THAT ISOBAMACARE OR THEY WILL RISK

SHUTTING DOWN THE FEDERALGOVERNMENT.

>> THIS WEEK THE HOUSE WILLPASS A CR, THAT-- OBAMACARE.

>> CAN YOU SEE THE SMILE ONMY FACE.

I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE I THINKWE'RE GETTING TO A CONSENSUS

WITH THE REPUBLICANS.

I THINK WE CAN TAKE AVICTORY LAP.

>> Stephen: YES, A VICTORYLAP BECAUSE OBAMACARE IS

DEAD!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)WEATHER OR NOT!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)WEATHER OR NOT!

WEATHER OR NOT!

-- WHOOO!

>> MAYBE.

BECAUSE THERE ARE STILL AVIEW WRINKLES TO IRON OUT

BEFORE THIS BRAVE ACT OFEXTORTION TAKES EFFECT.

>> YOU KNOW THAT THESETHINGS PROBABLY WON'T PASS

THE DEMOCRATICALLYCONTROLLED SENATE AND THE

PRESIDENT WOULD VETO IT EVENIF IT DID.

>> THEY'RE PUTTING SOMETHINGIN THERE THAT IS ABSOLUTELY

A NONSTARTER.

THIS IS LIKE SAYING WE CANPASS A BUDGET IF YOU CAN

PROVE THERE'S LIFE ON MARS.

>> Stephen: BUT IF THERE ISLIFE ON MARS AT LEAST IT'S

GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ITS OWNHEALTH CARE.

AND FOLKS, WHEN IT COMES TOSTOPPING OBAMA CARE THERE IS

NO TIME TO LOSE BECAUSE THESTOOL SAMPLE IS ABOUT TO HIT

THE FAN.

>> TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY THEFIRST AMERICANS CAN START

SIGNING UP FOR THE EXCHANGESUNDER OBAMACARE.

IT'S THE FIRST OF OCTOBER.

>> Stephen: OBAMACARE ISCOMING, FOLKS, RUN FOR YOUR

LIVES, NO, WAIT, DON'T RUNFOR YOUR LIVES, THAT WILL

MAKE YOU HEALTHIER ANDTHAT'S JUST WHAT HE WANTS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)FOLKS, WORSE, WORSE-- GOT TO

REMEMBER THAT.

AND FOLKS, WORSE THAN THECOSTS OR THE BUREAUCRATS ON

THE DEATH PANELS, THE MOSTDANGEROUS THING ABOUT

OBAMACARE IS THAT PEOPLEMIGHT LIKE IT.

(LAUGHTER)AS CONSERVATIVE WRITER BYRON

YORK RECENTLY YORKED, THEWHITE HOUSE KNOWS THAT ONCE

THOSE PAYMENTS BEGIN REPEALOG BAMACARE WILL NO LONGER

BE AN ABSTRACT QUESTION OFREMOVING LEGISLATION NOT YET

IN EFFECT.

INSTEAD IT WILL BE A VERYREAL MATTER OF TAKING MONEY

AWAY FROM PEOPLE IT IS VERY,VERY HARD TO DO THAT.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE THEOLD SAYING, GIVE A MAN A

FISH, HE'LL EAT FOR A DAY.

TRY TO TAKE THAT FISH AWAYAGAIN AND THAT GUY WILL

[BLEEP] YOU UP

IMPLEMENTING THE PRESIDENT'SPLAN ARE THE SO-CALLED

OBAMACARE NAVIGATORS.

NOW WHAT DOES AN OBAMACARENAVIGATOR DO?

SO YOU'RE ASKING WITH WHATDOES AN OBAMACARE NAVIGATOR

DO?

>> Stephen: YES, I AM.

>> THEY HELP UNINSUREDRESIDENTS SIGN UP FOR THE

STATE'S EXPANDED INSURANCEPROGRAM.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU,ON.

THEY HELP YOU LEARN ABOUTOBAMACARE.

THAT'S WHY REPUBLICANLAWMAKERS ARE RESTRICTING

AND REGULATING HEALTH CARENAVIGATORS IN 16 DATES.

IN 16 STATES.

THEY ARE WITHHOLDINGINFORMATION FROM THE PUBLIC.

AND NO ONE IS WORKING HARDERTO KEEP THEIR CITIZENS IN

THE DARK THAN THE SUNSHINESTATE.

JIM?

>> TENSION OVER HOW TOIMPLEMENT THE AFFORDABLE

CARE AGO OR O BARAR-- OBAMACARE APPEARS TO

BE SURFACING AGAIN INFLORIDA.

THIS TIME IT HAS TO DO WITHTHE SO-CALLED FAV GATORS WHO

ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP PEOPLEWADE THROUGH THE SYSTEM TO

SIGN FOR HEALTH COVERAGE.

THE FLORIDA DEPARTMENT OFHEALTH IS SAYING THAT THOSE

NAVIGATORS CAN'T OPERATEINSIDE COUNTY HEALTH

DEPARTMENT OFFICES.

>> THE STATE DEPARTMENT OFHEALTH PUT OUT A NOTICE

SAYING NAVIGATOR ITSCOULDN'T, QUOTE, CONDUCT

ACTIVITIES ON THE GROUNDS OFTHE HEALTH DEPARTMENT.

>> Stephen: YES, WE NEED TOKEEP THE HEALTH CARE

NAVIGATORS AWAY FROM THEUNINSURED.

BECAUSE SHOULDN'T THE SEARCHFOR HEALTH CARE REALLY BE

MORE ABOUT THE JOURNEY?

(LAUGHTER)BESIDES, BESIDES, FOLKS,

JUST WHO ARE THESE NAVIGATORS?

THEY COULD BE DANGEROUS.

I MEAN JUST LISTEN FLORIDAATTORNEY GENERAL AND

FRIEND'S MOM YOU HAD A CRUSHON PAM BONDI.

>> THESE NAVIGATORS WILLHELP OUR CONSUMERS

THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY MOSTPERSONAL AND PRIVATE

INFORMATION.

TAX RETURN INFORMATION,SOCIAL SECURITY INFORMATION,

AND OUR BIGGEST FEAR, OFCOURSE, IS IDENTITY THEFT.

>> Stephen: YES, THESENAVIGATOR KOS STEAL THE

IDENTITY OF THE UNINSUREDPOOR.

THAT COULD RUIN THEIR CREDITRATING.

THAT'S WHY FLORIDA ISPUTTING ANOTHER SAFEGUARD

AGAINST THE POOR LEARNINGABOUT OBAMACARE.

WHILE HEALTH CENTRES CANACCEPT BROCHURES AND OTHER

OUTREACH MATERIAL ABOUTINSURANCE, THE MATERIALS

WILL ONLY BE DISTRIBUTED IFSOMEONE ASKS FOR IT.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

YOU CAN ONLY ASK FOR THEMATERIAL THAT WILL INFORM

YOU ABOUT THE PROGRAM IF YOUKNOW ABOUT THE PROGRAM

ENOUGH TO ASK FOR THEMATERIAL.

THEN, THEN-- (APPLAUSE)

>> THEN YOU JUST HAVE TOFILL OUT THE MOBIUS FORM.

HOPEFULLY, FOLKS, HOPEFULLYONE OF THESE PLANS WILL KILO

BAMACARE, IF NOT, I GUESSREPUBLICANS CAN JUST VOTE TO

REPEAL IT AGAIN AND YES, IKNOW THEY'VE ALREADY TRIED

THAT 41 TIMES, BUT YOU KNOWWHAT THEY SAY, IF AT FIRST

YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY, TRY,TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY,

TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY,TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY,

TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY,TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY,

TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY, TRYAGAIN.

AND IF THAT FAILS, TRY, TRY,TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY,

TRY-- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

TRI, TRI, TRI, TRI, TRI,TRI, TRI,

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

THANKS SO MUCH FOLKS, YOUKNOW THEY SAY TWO WRONGS

DON'T MAKE A RIGHT.

BUT I RESERVE THE RIGHT TOSAY THEY'RE WRONG TWICE.

THIS IS TIP OF THE HAT, THEWAG OF THE FINGER.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)NATION, I'M NO FAN OF MUSLIM

EXTREMISTS BUT TO FIGHTEXTREMISTS SOMETIMES YOU

HAVE TO THINK LIKE EXTREMISTS,OR THE VERY LEAST KNOW THEIR

DIETARY RESTRICTIONS.

>> WOULD YOU EXPECT TO SEEPORK ON YOUR BREAKFAST PLATE

OR PERHAPS IN YOUR SAN WITCHBUT HOW ABOUT IN YOUR GUNS,

AMMUNITION?

>> Stephen: NO, I HAD NOTTHOUGHT OF THAT.

PLEASE GO ON.

>> A COMPANY IN NORTH IDAHOIS SELLING THESE BULLETS,

THEY'RE CALLED JIHAWG AMMO.

THEY TARGET ISLAMICEXTREMISTS BECAUSE IN THAT

RELIGIOUS ANYTHING MADE WITHPORK IS CONSIDERED UNCLEAN.

>> Stephen: NO UNCLEANWESTERN WILL BE ADMIT MOOD

PARADISE AN RECEIVE THE 72VIRGINS THEY ARE PROMISED

AFTER DEATH.

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW I DID NOT THINK IT WASPOSSIBLE BUT THEY HAVE MADE

BACON SLIGHTLY MORE BAD FORYOU.

(LAUGHTER)SO FOLKS, A TIP OF MY HAT TO

HAMUNITION.

YOU SEE NONHALAL BULLETS ARETHE PERFECT WAY TO SEN OUR

ENEMY THE MESSAGE THAT WEONLY LINLTED AT WHEN WE

KILLED THEM-- HINTED AT WHENWE KILLED THEM.

AND YOU CAN TRUST THE FOLKSAT JIHAWG BECAUSE ACCORDING

TO THEIR WEB SITE THEY CAMEUP WITH THE IDEA WHILE

SITTING AROUND A CAMP FIREENJOYING AN ADULT BEVERAGE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THAT IS, OF COURSE, ALWAYS

HOW YOU GET THE BEST IDEAS.

REMEMBER, JONAS SALK CAME UPWITH THE POLIO VACCINE WHILE

HUFFING RUST OLIUM AROUND ATRASH CAN FIRE.

AND JIHAWG DOES NOT SKIMP ONQUALITY.

THEY BRAG THAT THEIR PORCINECOATING IS INFUSED WITH THE

HIGHEST QUALITY PORKPRODUCTS MADE RIGHT HERE IN

AMERICA.

BECAUSE, LADIES ANDGENTLEMEN, WHEN YOU'RE

SHOOTING SOMEONE, YOU CANNOTSETTLE FOR SUBSTANDARD PIG

SLURRY.

MY ONLY WORRY IS THAT NOAMERICAN IS GOING TO WASTE

BACON BULLETS ON THEIRENEMIES.

THEY'RE GOING TO WANT TOFIRE THEM DIRECTLY INTO

THEIR OWN MOUTHS.

I KNOW I AM ALWAYS LOOKINGFOR FASTER WAYS TO GET

SALTED MEETS INTO MY FACE.

BUT AS GOOD AS THEY ARE,BULLETS ARE KIND OF SMALL

PORTIONS SO I'M CALL ONJIHAWG AMMO TO STEP IT UP

AND INVENT THE HAMGRENADE.

FOLKS, A WAG OF MY FINGER ATSEXIEST-- SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

GEORGE CLOONEY.

HE'S ALWAYS STICKING HISPERFECTLY FORMED NOSE WHERE

IT DOES NOT BELONG.

AND NOW HE IS DOING IT WITHTECHNOLOGY.

>> GEORGE CLOONEY HAS HISEYES IN THE SKIES.

THE ACTOR TELLS THE GUARDIANTHAT HE'S USING A SPY

SATELLITE TO TRACK THEDICTATOR OMAR AL-BASHIR.

HE KEEPS A WATCH ON THEDICTATOR HE ARMY AN INFORMS

ON THEIR MOVEMENT.

>> Stephen: CLOONEY, NOBODYCARES IF YOU TIE YOUR KITE

AND FLY IT OVER AFRICA.

LOOK F ARE YOU SERIOUS, IFYOU REALLY WANT ANYONE TO

PAY ATTENTION TO AL-BASHIR,PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR

MOUTH IS AND START DATINGHIM.

OKAY?

MAKE HIM YOUR GO-TO ARMCANDY ON THE RED CARPET.

YOU DO THIS, AND IT WON'T BELONG UNTIL THE PRESS GIVES

YOU GUYS A CUTE COUPLE'SNAME LIKE GEOMAR AL

BALLOONY.

IN FACT, I SAY WE SHOULDMAKE ALL OF OUR WANTED

CRIMINALS A-LIST LENS MEAT.

I MEAN IT TOOK THE CIA OVERA DECADE TO FIND BIN

LADENMENT BUT IF THE TMZ HADBEEN ON THE CASE THEY WOULD

HAVE FOUND HIM IN FOUR DAYSAND GOTTEN AN UPROBE SHOT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,EVERYBODY, MY GUEST TONIGHT

IS A SINGER/SONGWRITER WHOSENEW ALBUM IS CALLED FROM

HERE TO NOW TO YOU.

BUT IF HE'S HERE TO NOW TOYOU, THEN WHO IS THERE TO

THEN TO ME.

PLEASE WELCOME JACK JOHNSON.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)HEY, JACK, GOOD TO SEE YOU,

THANKS FOR COMING ON.

JACK, THANKS FOR COMING ON,MAN.

>> MY PLEASURE.

>> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU.

>> GREAT.

>> Stephen: NOW LISTEN, THEFEW PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO MAY

NOT KNOW WHAT A BIG DEAL YOUARE, YOU STOLE 15 MILLION

ALBUMS, YOU'RE A SINGERINGSONGWRITER, SURFER,

FILMMAKER-- AND YOU GREW UPIN HAWAII, RIGHT?

>> RIGHT.

>> Stephen: SO LET ME BEGINBY SAYING ALOHA.

>> ALOHA.

>> Stephen: AND BY THAT OFCOURSE I MEAN HELLO-HA.

>> NOT THE GOOD-BYE ALOHABECAUSE THAT WOULD BE

INAPPROPRIATE.

>> -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

>> JUST BACK TO YOU.

>> Stephen: BACK TO YOU,OKAY.

I'M A FAN OF YOUR MUSIC,DONE GET ME WRONG, OKAY AM

BUT I GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOU,OKAY.

I LIKE ROCK 'N' ROLL BECAUSEI'M NOT AFRAID OF ROCK 'N'

ROLL, ROCK 'N' ROLL, IREQUEST KEEP MY AND WE ARE A

LOT OF ROCK 'N' ROLL.

BECAUSE THERE IS SOME ANGERIN ROCK 'N' ROLL, YOU KNOW.

YOUR MUSIC IS SO CHILLAXTHAT I'M AFRAID I WON'T BE

ABLE TO KEEP MY RAGE.

>> HOW YOU CAN BE SO CHILL.

WHERE DO YOU PUT YOUR RAGE?

DO YOU STORE IN ANYWHERE ONYOUR BODY?

PERHAPS YOUR-- PERHAPS YOURFEET?

THAT'S WHY SHOES JUST BURSTINTO FLAMES WHEN YOU PUT

THEM ON?

>> IT'S A COMMONMISCONCEPTION.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE NOANGER.

>> NO, I DO.

>> THE ROCK 'N' ROLL,ACTUALLY WE HAVE A THING

CALLED THE-- AWARDS INHAWAII, OUR GRAMMY'S AND I

WON BEST ROCK ALBUM SO ITIS'S ALL RELATIVE.

I WAS ROCK THE HARDEST OFANYBODY THAT YEAR.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: DON'T GET MEWRONG, DON'T GET ME WRONG, I

LIKE THE MUSIC BUT YOUROCKED THE HARDEST?

IN HAWAII.

>> YOU'RE INSULTING ALL OFHAWAII RIGHT NOW.

>> Stephen: NO, NO, NO, NOTAT ALL.

NOT AT ALL.

I GUESS IT IS HARD TO THRASHON A UKELELE.

>> I'LL GIVE THAT YOU.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

NOW YOU WRITE A LOT OF LOVESONGS, OKAY.

>> I'LL GIVE THAT YOU.

>> Stephen: HOW MANY LOVESONGS HAVE YOU WRITTEN TO

YOUR WIFE?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

PROBABLY 30, 40.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: WOW.

HAS SHE FORGIVEN YOU YET FORWHATEVER IT WAS?

>> I THINK SO.

>> Stephen: YEAH, BECAUSEHOW DO YOU-- HOW DOES A JACK

JOHNSON RELAX, YOU KNOW WHATI MEAN.

BECAUSE IF YOUR CAREER, IFYOUR CAREER PATH IS

STRUMMING ON A GUITAR ANDSINGING TO THE OCEAN, HOW DO

YOU KICKBACK, LIKE CRAWLINTO A PILLOWCASE FULL OF

BABY LAMBS OR-- GET AMASSAGE FROM A OCTOPUS MADE

OF FEATHERS?

HOW DO YOU-- WAS'S RELAXINGTO YOU BECAUSE YOUR WORK IS

RELAXING?

>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

>> Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKETO JOIN ME?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME INTRYING TO KEEP A FEATHER

AFLOAT.

>> SURE.

>> Stephen: DO WE DO ITTOGETHER.

>> Stephen: WE'LL GO BACKAND FORTH.

>> WHEN IT COMES CLOSER.

>> Stephen: I'LL SEND ITOVER THERE, YOU READY?

(LAUGHTER)>> OH

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: WELL OWE BE

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: WELL OWE BE

RIGHT BACK WITH APERFORMANCE BY JACKSON SON.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: HERE TO PERFORMA SONG OFF HIS NEW ALBUM

FROM HERE TO NOW TO YOU,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JACK

CON SON WITH BAHAMAS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪

♪ GOT TO GET HOME ♪ ROOTS ON THE GROUND

♪ THE BIRDS ARE BACK ♪ WHISTLED JUST THAT

♪ THE YOUNG LEARN TO FLY ♪

♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MYTREE IS DEAD ♪

♪ STARTED WITH SLEEPING ♪ I GUESS IT GOT FED UP WITH

NOT BEING FED ♪♪ AND I WOULD BE TOO

♪ I NEED FOOD IN MY BELLY ♪ SO I TRIED TO UNDERSTAND

♪ WHAT I CAN NET IN MYHAND ♪

♪ WHATEVER I FIND ♪ FIND MY WAY BACK TO YOU

♪ IF YOU COULD TRY TO FINDTOO ♪

♪ THE PLACE OVERGROWN ♪ THE WAX AND NO

♪ WHEREVER WE ARE ♪ BACK OF MY HOUSE THERE'S A

TRAIL THAT WON'T END ♪♪ WE WENT WALKING SO FAR

♪ IT GREW BACK IN ♪ AND NOW THERE IS NO TREAD

AT ALL ♪♪ THE GRASS GROWING TALL

♪ GET MY MACHETE ♪ AND BATTLE WITH TIME ONCE

AGAIN ♪♪ I'M BOUND TO LOSE

♪ ALL BE DAMNED IF WE DON'TWIN ♪

♪ GOT TO GET HOME ♪ THERE'S A GARDEN

♪ READING BEGINS ♪ OLD FAMILY TREES

♪ SPREAD THEIR OWN ROOTS ♪ AND WATCH THE YOUNG

♪ GROW AGAIN ♪ THIS OLD SLEDNOTE

♪ WILL GROW RIGHT BACK TOWHERE IT BEGAN ♪

♪ I TRY TO UNDERSTAND ♪ WHAT I CAN

♪ IN MY HAND ♪ AND WHATEVER I FIND

♪ FIND MY WAY BACK TO YOU ♪xD IF YOU TRY TO FIND IT

TOO ♪♪ BECAUSE THIS PLACE IS

OVERGROWN ♪♪ HOME IS WHEREVER WE ARE

♪ HOME IS WHEREVER WE ARE ♪

♪ HOME IS WHEREVER WE ARE ♪

♪(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: JACK JOHNSONFROM HERE TO NOW TO YOU.

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.