March 31, 2011 - Piers Gibbon

  • Episode: 07044
  • (0)

The Wisconsin anti-union law faces trouble, and Piers Gibbon talks about cannibalism.

>> Stephen: NATION, I'M

CONSTANTLY ON THE LOOKOUT

FOR THE NEXT CIVIL RIGHTS

LEADER.

ANOTHER MLK, JR., ANOTHER

TGI-FRIDAY'S FRIDAYS.

WHO SO FAMOUSLY SAID FREE AT

LAST, FREE AT LAST, DESSERT

IF IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY IS

FREE AT LAST.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: SO TONIGHT--

(APPLAUSE)

SO TONIGHT I SALUTE THE

LATEST GIANT OF CIVIL RIGHTS,

AS MY DIFFERENCE MAKER.

>> OUR GREAT COUNTRY WAS

BUILT ON ONE IDEA, THE KEY

TO THE DECOLLARATION OF

INDEPENDENCE AND THE

AMENDMENT TO THE

CONSTITUTION IS THAT PEOPLE

WILL BE TREATED EQUALLY.

SADLY, ALL TOO OFTEN

CITIZENS ARE DENIED THIS

SECRET RIGHT.

BUT ONE LAWYER HAS A SIMPLE

PLAN FOR STANDING UP FOR THE

OPPRESSED.

>> STOP GIVING FEMALES

PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT.

>> YES, LADIES, THE FREE

RIDE IS OVER.

IF THEY WANT EQUALITY, LET'S

GIVE THEM 51% OF THE WORST

OF THE SOCIETY.

THEN THEY'LL CHANGE THEIR

TUNE AND START WHINING

WHERE'S THE KITCHEN.

>> THE ANTI-FEMINIST LAWYER.

WHERE DOES HE FIND THE

COURAGE.

>> MAYBE I'M SUFFERING FROM

PMS, PERSECUTED MALE

SYNDROME,.

>> OR MAYBE YOU, SIR, ARE A

DIFFERENCE MAKER.

FOR NEARLY A CENTURY

FEMINISTS HAVE SLOWLY ERODED

THE RIGHTS OF AMERICAN MEN.

1920, WOMEN ARE GIVEN THE

VOTE.

INSTANTLY CUTTING THE VALUE

OF A MAN'S VOTE IN HALF.

1937, AMELIA EARHART BECOMES

THE FIRST WOMAN TO MAKE A

SOLO FLIGHT ACROSS THE

ATLANTIC FORCING A

HEARTBROKEN AND EMASUCLATED

CHARLES LINDBERGH TO BECOME

A NAZI SYMPATHIZER.

1972, TITLE 9 MANDATES

FEMALE FISCAL EDUCATION IN

AMERICAN SCHOOLS TURNING THE

PAIN OF GETTING PICKED LAST

INTO THE HORROR OF GETTING

PICKED LAST, AFTER A GIRL.

BUT NO MORE.

BECAUSE NO MATTER WHO YOU

ARE, ROY HOLD-AND-ER WILL

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS IF YOU

ARE A GUY.

>> I WILL FIGHT FOR THE

RIGHTS OF ANY GUY.

DOESN'T MATTER.

BLACK, WHITE, NATIVE

AMERICAN, HETEROSEXUAL,

DOESN'T MATTER.

THE GUY I WILL BE GLAD TO

FIGHT FOUR.

>> BECAUSE ROY KNOWS HOW

HARD IT IS FOR MEN IN THIS

WORLD.

>> I AM SPEAKING FOR A LOT

OF GUYS WHO ARE TOO SCARED

TO COME OUT AND SAY YES, I'M

TIRED OF BEING PUSHED

AROUND.

I'M TIRED OF THESE FEMINISTS

WALKING ALL OVER MY RIGHTS.

>> BUT THIS EXHAUSTED MARCH

HAS SOMEHOW FOUND THE

STRENGTH TO FIGHT BACK AT

THE HEART OF FEMINISM.

>> LADY'S NIGHT.

>> OH WHAT A NIGHT.

>> I SUED A HANDFUL OF CLUBS

HERE IN NEW YORK CITY

BECAUSE THEY CHARGE GUYS

MORE FOR ADMISSION THAN THEY

DO-- THEN THEY CHARGE GIRLS.

>> LADY'S NIGHT, JUST LOOK

AT ALL THESE FEMINISTS.

>> HERE'S HOW THE SCAM

WORKS.

INSTEAD OF EACH SIDE PAYING

10 BUCKS, THESE FEMINISTS

PAY NOTHING AND THE GUYS

COVER THEIR COSTS BY PAYING

$20 A HEAD.

AND FOR WHAT?

>> THEY COME TO SEE GUYS

LIKE US, WE GIVE THEM SHOTS,

GET THEM BANGED UP AND WE

START DANCING.

>> WHILE THESE DEFENSELESS

MEN NOW HAVE AN

ANTI-FEMINIST HERO.

BUT HE'S NOT ANTI-FEMALE.

>> WHICH AM ANTI-FEMINIST

BUT NOT ANTI-FEMALE.

AND ALL I CAN REPLY TO THAT

IS WHEN GI TO A NIGHTCLUB

AND WHEN I GO TO MY HIP-HOP

CLASS, IT'S IN MY HEART --

>>S THIS'S LEAD'S NIGHT AND

IF THE FEEL'S THE RIGHT.

OH WHAT A NIGHT.

>> OH WHAT A NIGHT.

>> BUT SOME MEN ARE STILL

WORKING FOR THE ENEMY LIKE

LAWYER CRIST BLOCK.

>> I REPRESENTED A NIGHTCLUB

CALLED LOTTUS.

HE MAY LOOK CASUAL HERE, BUT

HE FEROCIOUSLY DEFENDED THE

FEMINIST AGENDA.

>> THE CASE WASN'T VERY

DIFFICULT AT ALL BECAUSE IT

WAS A VERY FARFETCHED

ARGUMENT.

>> FARFETCHED, JUST LISTEN

THE ECONOMIC IMPACT.

TAKE ALL OF THOSE GUYS WHO

PAID THOSE $10 EXTRA SO

GIRLS WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY

ANYTHING, COMPOUNDED

SEMIANNUALLY, YOU GOT A

CONSERVATIVE RATE OF

TREASURY NOTE AND WILL YOU

GET A LOT OF MONEY.

FOR EVERY DOLLAR THAT A GUY

MAKES PER HOUR, A GIRL MAKES

A DOLLAR.17 PER.

>> THAT IS AN AGGREGATE.

THE REASON I'M DOING THIS

MAY SIMPLY BE BECAUSE I'M A

LIBRA.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT

MEANS.

>> IT MEANS MEN ARE NOT

GOING TO GET PUSHED AROUND

ANY MORE BY FEMINISTS.

FEMINISTS LIKE ROY'S

EX-WIFE.

>> NO, SHE WASN'T A

FEMINIST.

SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE.

SHE KNEW TO USE FEMINIST

TACTICS TECHNIQUES TO GET

WHAT SHE WANTED.

>> I'M SORRY WHAT WAS THAT

FIRST PART.

>> PROSTITUTE, PROSTITUTE

AND FORMER MISS TESS TO A

CHECHEN WAR LORD.

SHE WAS SMART.

>> BUT ROYS WAS SMARTER.

AND FACED WITH THE

INEQUALITY IN THE WORLD, ROY

HAD TO ASK HIMSELF ONE

QUESTION --

>> WHAT AM I DOING WITH A

RUSSIAN MAFIA PROSTITUTE,

USED TO BE A MISTRESS TO A

CHECHEN WAR LORD.

>> NO, THAT'S A GOOD

QUESTION.

BUT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

LADY'S NIGHT.

>> IS WHAT IS GOING ON FAIR.

>> ROY ASKED AND THE COURTS

ANSWERED.

>> THE COURTS DISMISSED THE

CASE COMPLETELY.

>> BUT ROY TOOK THE CASE ALL

THE WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT

WHO HANDED DOWN A LANDMARK

RULING.

>> SUPREME COURT SAID

BASICALLY GET LOST.

>> BUT A DIFFERENCE MAKER

NEVER BACKS DOWN.

ROY KNOWS THERE IS ONLY ONE

RATIONAL SOLUTION LEFT.

>> LET'S GET 100,000 ON GUYS

IN DC.

I'M WILLING TO GO DOWN WITH

YOU GUYS, LET'S GO.

>> AND THE MEN THAT ROY IS

FIGHTING FOR WILL SURELY

FIGHT FOR HIM.

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT AM I

WOULDN'T HANG OUT WITH THIS

GUY IF YOU MADE ME TOO.

>> BUT EVEN ALONE ROY

HOLLINGER WILL CONTINUE TO

FIGHT THE GOOD NIGHT.

>> I'M GOING TO FIGHT THE

FEMINISTS UNTIL MY LAST

DOLLAR, MY LAST BREATH, AND

IF THERE IS ANYTHING AFTER

DEATH I WILL FIGHT THEM FOR

ETERNITY.

>> ROY HOLLINGER IS A

FREEDOM FIGHTER.

HE IS A VISIONARY.

HE IS A HIP-HOP DANCER.

>> AND LADIES.

>> YES, I'M CURRENTLY SINGLE.

>> HE'S AVAILABLE!

>> IT'S LADY'S NIGHT AND IF

THE FEEL'SES RIGHT-- OH WHAT

A NIGHT.

>> WHEN ROY

Loading...