September 30, 2013 - Vince Gilligan

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Congress shuts down the government, Butterball appeases male cooks, and "Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan discusses the final season.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE"REPORT," LADI

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US!

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN").

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THANK YOU SO MUCH.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I DON'TKNOW HOW YOU KNEW IT, I DON'T

KNOW HOW YOU POSSIBLY KNEW IT,BUT THAT IS MY FAVORITE

CHRISTMAS CAROL.

(LAUGHTER)FOLKS, GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

THIS COULD BE THE GREATEST NIGHTOF MY LIFE BECAUSE THANKS TO THE

GOVERNMENT BEING UNABLE TO AGREEON A RESOLUTION TO FUND ITSELF,

THE GOVERNMENT WILL SHUT DOWN ATMIDNIGHT.

JIMMY?

PUT UP THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

NEVER LEARNED SOMEHOW-TO-SETTHAT THING.

HOLD DOWN ONE OF THESE BUTTONSAND I PUSH THAT.

I'VE GOT TO CALL MY NEPHEW, HAVEHIM COME OVER.

(LAUGHTER)ANYWAY, TRUST ME, WE ARE

COUNTING DOWN TONIGHT.

JUST LOOK ALL OVER CABLE NEWS.

ALL THE NUMBERS ARE GETTINGSMALLER!

FOX NEWS HAS ONE; MSNBC HAS ONE;CNN IS COUNTING DOWN-- THOUGH

THAT MIGHT JUST BE THE NUMBER OFTHEIR REMAINING VIEWERS.

(LAUGHTER)I ONLY WISH THAT RONNIE REAGAN

WERE ALIVE TO SEE THIS LOOMINGSHUTDOWN BECAUSE WHO CAN FORGET

WHAT HE SAID.

>> THE NINE MOST TERRIFYINGWORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

ARE: I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT ANDI'M HERE TO HELP.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Stephen: WELL, GOOD NEWS.

GOOD NEWS, RONNIE, BECAUSE COMEMIDNIGHT TONIGHT THOSE NINE

WORDS WILL BE: I'M FROM THE

AND, FOLKS, TONIGHT I WILL BECOVERING THE END OF GOVERNMENT

IN A MUST-SEE TELEVISION EVENT:THE FINALE OF "BREAKING GOV."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

YES, TONIGHT THE UNITED STATESGOVERNMENT ENDS!

OH, IT HAS BEEN A HELL OF ARIDE, FOLKS.

WHAT A DRAMATIC ARC!

IT STARTED OUT AS A HIGHLYSYMPATHETIC CHARACTER IN THE

1770s, BUT IN JUST 237SEASONS, IT HAS TRANSFORMED INTO

AN EGOTISTICAL SELF-DESTRUCTIVEMANIAC.

(LAUGHTER)FOLKS, I AM DYING TO KNOW WHAT

GOES DOWN TONIGHT.

I MEAN, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TOMR. WHITE?

MR. WHITE?

MR. OFF WHITE AND PINKMAN.

WELL, ORANGEMAN.

(LAUGHTER)THE BEST PART ABOUT THE FINALE

OF "BREAKING GOV" IS THAT THEBAD GUYS ARE ALL GETTING

ELIMINATED-- THE NATIONAL PARKSERVICE, THE CENTER FOR DISEASE

CONTROL, NASA, WHICH IS SLATEDTO FURLOUGH 97% OF ITS EMPLOYEES

IMMEDIATELY.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)I BELIEVE WE HAVE A SNEAK PEEK

OF NASA'S FINAL SCENE.

(LAUGHTER)AND THE GOVERNMENT HADN'T EVEN

SHUT DOWN YET, BUT THE REVIEWSARE ALREADY IN.

MICHELE BACHMANN RAVES: "WE'REVERY EXCITED.

IT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WANTED ANDWE GOT IT."

AND CALIFORNIA REP DEVON NUNEZSAYS CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS

ARE "ALL GIDDY ABOUT IT."

OF COURSE THEY'RE GIDDY.

THEY WILL STILL GET PAID IN THEEVENT OF A SHUTDOWN.

(BOOS)OF COURSE -- YEAH, THAT'S ONE OF

THE DRAMATIC TURNS.

NO ONE SAW THAT COMING.

OF COURSE -- I KNOW, FULL OFSURPRISES.

ALL OF THIS ASSUMES THERE IS NOTA DEAL IN THE NEXT 25 MINUTES.

SO, JIM, LET'S CHECK IN ON THENEGOTIATIONS.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)THAT'S -- I GOTTA SAY, FOLKS,

THAT IS GOING

NOW, NATION, I THINK OF MYSELFAS AN OBJECTIVE OBSERVER BECAUSE

I OBJECT TO EVERYTHING IOBSERVE.

(LAUGHTER)THIS IS TIP OF THE HAT; WAG OF

THE FINGER.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

THE WHEELS ARE COMING OFF!

(LAUGHTER)NATION, IT'S LATE SEPTEMBER,

WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO GEAR UPFOR THANKSGIVING.

I LOVE IT ALL: THE FOOD, THEFAMILY, THE LAUGHING, THE

DRINKING, THE "NO WONDER YOURWIFE LEFT YOU, MARGARET," THE

"THAT'S NOT THE PROPER WORD FORASIANS, NANA."

THE "EVERYBODY HELP CLEAN UP,MOM LOCKED HERSELF IN THE

LAUNDRY ROOM WITH A BOTTLE OFCHARDONNAY."

IT'S A SPECIAL TIME AND NOTHANKSGIVING IS COMPLETE WITHOUT

BUTTERBALL TURKEYS.

THEY'RE AN AMERICAN CLASSIC,JUST LIKE THAT PILGRIMS KEPT IN

DARK CAGES THEIR ENTIRE LIVES UPTO THEIR ANKLES IN THEIR OWN

FECES.

PASS ME ANOTHER DRUMSTICK.

AND THEIR LATEST ANNOUNCEMENTMADE ME EVEN MORE OF A

TRYPTOPHAN.

(LAUGHTER)>> THE BUTTERBALL TURKEY TALK

LINE IS LOOKING FAR FEW GOODMEN.

FOR THE FIRST TIME, THE TURKEYSELLER IS LOOKING TO HIRE MALE

OPERATORS TO HELP GIVE ADVICE TOANYONE TRYING TO MAKE THE

PERFECT TURKEY DURING THEHOLIDAYS.

FOR THE PAST 32 YEARS, ONLYWOMEN HAVE OFFERED ADVICE ON THE

BUTTERBALL TURKEY TALK LINE.

>> Stephen: FINALLY MEN ON THETURKEY TALK LINE!

I MEAN --(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME THE MENWERE ON THE TURKEY TALK LINE--

BESIDES THE ONES AT THE N.S.A.

(LAUGHTER)SO A BIG TIP OF THE HAT TO

BUTTERBALL FOR RECOGNIZING THATMEN HAVE THE RIGHT STUFFING.

(LAUGHTER)FOLKS, AS BUTTERBALL SAYS "MORE

AND MORE MEN ARE INVOLVED INTHANKSGIVING DINNER AND TODAY

ONE IN EVERY FOUR CALLS ARE FROMMEN."

BUTTERBALL KNOWS WHEN A GUYCALLS ANYONE, HE WANTS ANOTHER

MAN ON THE LINE!

(LAUGHTER)JUST LIKE PHONE SEX.

MEN KNOW WHAT MEN LIKE.

(LAUGHTER)BECAUSE MEN WILL GIVE MEN MANLY

COOKING TIPS LIKE "BUY TURKEY,LAY ON COUCH UNTIL SHARON SAYS

IT'S TIME TO CARVE THE BIRD,SERVE AND EAT, RETURN TO COUCH."

CLASSIC RECIPE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)SO GOOD FOR YOU, BUTTERBALL, FOR

PUTTING SOME MAN GRAVY ON THISYEAR'S BIRD.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)THE BUTTERBALL IS GOOD,

BUTTERBALLS ARE BETTER.

(LAUGHTER)NEXT UP, FOLKS, I AM

HYPERCOMPETITIVE AND IF YOUDON'T KNOW THAT BY NOW-- WELL,

THEN I GIVE UP.

(LAUGHTER)SO I AM GIVING A WAG OF THE

FINGER TO THE "NEW YORK TIMES"SCIENCE WRITER ASHLEY MERRYMAN

FOR AN OP-ED SHE WROTE LAST WEEKENTITLED "LOSING IS GOOD FOR

YOU."

WELL, IF YOU REALLY FEEL THATWAY, MS. MERRYMAN, GREAT NEWS, I

THINK YOU'RE A LOSER.

(LAUGHTER)MERRYMAN HERE CLAIMS AMERICA HAS

GONE TROPHY CRAZY, ESPECIALLYWHEN IT COMES TO OUR KIDS AND

THAT AFTER YEARS OF RESEARCHINGTHE EFFECTS OF PRAISE ON KIDS

"THE SCIENCE IS CLEAR: AWARDSCAN BE POWERFUL MOTIVATORS BUT

NON-STEP RECOGNITION DOES NOTINSPIRE CHILDREN TO SUCCEED,

INSTEAD IT CAN CAUSE THEM TOUNDERACHIEVE."

WRONG!

(LAUGHTER)WRONG!

THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ONAWARDS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK GAVEWASHINGTON THE CONFIDENCE TO

DEFEAT THE BRITISH?

IT WAS HIS FOURTH GRADE MOSTIMPROVED KARATE PARTICIPATION

PROFY!

(LAUGHTER)LISTEN UP!

LISTEN UP, THE "NEW YORK TIMES."

I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

YOU PUBLISHED SOME LIBERAL J.D.

ABOUT AWARDS BEING TERRIBLE ANDLOSING THE S THE BEST RIGHT

AFTER I WIN THESE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)SKRAO +ED.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)CLEARLY, CLEARLY, CLEARLY

SOMEBODY IS JEALOUS.

BECAUSE WHILE I'VE BEEN SHOWEREDIN GOLD, THE ONLY GOLDEN SHOWER

THE "NEW YORK TIMES" GETS ISCONGRESS TEAL URINE.

(LAUGHTER)FINALLY, FOLKS, EVERYONE KNOWS

I'M CLOSE TO THE JESUS.

HE CARRIES ME ON THAT BEAT SOOFTEN HE GOT A BABY BJORN.

THAT'S WHY I'M GIVING A WAG OFMY FINGER TO SCIENCE FOR

SLANDERING MY RELIGION.

>> THE INSTITUTE OF APPLIEDIMMUNOLOGY SHOWED ONE OF THE

WORST CONTAMINATED WATER SOURCESON THE PLANET IS IN CHURCHES.

86% OF HOLY WATER CONTAINS FECALMATTER.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)>> IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY THEY'RE

ALWAYS BURNING INCENSE.

(LAUGHTER)NOW, FOLKS, I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN

HOLY WATER WAS DANGEROUS.

I MEAN, JUST LOOK WHAT HAPPENSWHEN YOU DRINK IT.

(LAUGHTER)(SCREAMING)

A MOMENT ON THE LIPS, ANETERNITY OF NOT HAVING LIPS.

(LAUGHTER)BUT WHAT IF THERE'S FECAL

MATTER?

LISTEN TO THE SO-CALLEDSOLUTIONS.

>> THE RESEARCHERS SAY IF THECHURCHES WOULD JUST ADD SALT AND

REGULARLY CHANGE THE WATERPROBLEM COULD BE ELIMINATED.

>> Stephen: ADD SALT ANDCHANGE THE WATER?

WE'RE BLESSING OURSELVES, NOTMAKING LINGUINI.

(LAUGHTER)YOU DO NOTES ME WITH THE

ORIGINAL RECIPE.

IT WORKS.

TAKING THE FECAL MATTER OUT OFHOLY WATER WOULD BE LIKE TAKING

THE FECAL MATTER OUT OFCOCA-COLA.

I'M NOT SAYING IT'S IN THERE,I'M JUST SAYING I'VE NEVER SEEN

THE RECIPE AND IT IS DARK BROWN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,EVERYBODY, MY GUEST TONIGHT IS

THE CREATOR OF "BREAKING BAD."

HE HAD BETTER TREAD LIGHTLY.

PLEASE WELCOME VINCE GILL LANN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)VINCE GILLIGAN!

HEY, VINCE, GOOD TO SEE YOUAGAIN!

THANKS FOR COMING BACK, MAN.

NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

>> GREAT TO SEE YOU, TOO.

>> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WEREHERE YOU WERE JUST STARTING TO

WRITE THE LAST SEASON WE JUSTSAW, CORRECT?

>> YES, THAT IS CORRECT.

>> Stephen: HOW DID IT GO?

I HAVEN'T HEARD MUCH.

(LAUGHTER)>> IT SEEMED TO GO WELL.

>> Stephen: IT SURE DID, MAN.

YOU ARE THE MAN OF THE HOUR,OKAY?

FIRST QUESTION.

WHY STOP?

(LAUGHTER)ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO CASH?

BECAUSE A.M.C. MUST HAVE BEENBEGGING FOR YOU TO KEEP THIS

THING GOING BECAUSE YOU GUYS AREON A ROCKET RIDE TO BANKTOWN!

10.3 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHED ITLAST NIGHT.

>> I KNOW, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

>> Stephen: BLEW THE DOOR OFFALL YOUR PREVIOUS RATINGS.

>> AMAZING, AMAZING.

>> Stephen: WHAT WAS THEPREMIER?

THE VERY FIRST SHOW, WHAT WASTHAT?

>> THE PREMIER WAS PROBABLYUNDER A MILLION VIEWERS.

WE WENT UP AGAINST SOME BIGFOOTBALL GAME AND WE GOT -- WE

JUST GOT CRUSHED AND -- SO ITWAS NICE ENDING ON THE HIGHEST

VIEWERSHIP WE EVER HAD.

THAT WAS WONDERFUL.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: OKAY.

FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS ONYOUR EMMY.

>> AND CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUREMMY, MY FRIEND.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: I WASN'T FISHING,BUT IT TOOK YOU ALMOST 90

SECONDS TO SAY THAT.

(LAUGHTER)LET'S TALK ABOUT WALTER FOR A

SECOND.

YOU'VE BEEN LIVING WITH THISEVIL GUY IN YOUR HEAD FOR OVER

SIX YEARS NOW.

IS IT GOING TO BE HARD TO GETHIM OUT OF THERE?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S -- YEAH, I THINK IT WILL BEHARD.

MY WRITERS, MY SIX WRITERS AND ISPENT A LOT OF TIME THINKING

ABOUT THIS GUY AND, YEAH, HE'S ATOUGH GUY TO HAVE STUCK IN YOUR

HEAD FOR 24 HOURS A DAY, SIXYEARS STRAIGHT.

>> Stephen: PEOPLE ASK MESOMETIMES, LIKE, WHEN DID WALTER

LOSE YOU?

HE NEVER LOST ME.

>> OKAY.

>> Stephen: I WAS WITH HIM TOTHE VERY END.

IT ALL MADE SENSE TO ME.

>> OKAY, GOOD, GOOD.

>> Stephen: DIDN'T ALWAYS ROOTFOR HIM BUT IT ALWAYS MADE SENSE

TO ME.

>> YEAH, NOW THAT'S -- I'M GLAD.

HE ALWAYS MADE SENSE TO ME, TOO.

IF THE CHARACTER NEVER MADESENSE TO US AS WRITERS OR TO

BRYAN CRANSTON AS THE GUYPLAYING HIM THAT WOULD BE TOUGH

TO -- HE NEVER LOST US THAT WAY.

>> Stephen: WERE YOU ROOTINGFOR HIM?

>> THERE WAS TIMES IT BECAMEEXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO ROOT FOR

HIM BECAUSE HE WAS KIND OF ABASTARD A LOT OF TIMES.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINKIS THE MOST EVIL THING HE DID?

WHEN HE BROKE BAD, WHAT'S THEWORST HE BROKE IN YOUR OPINION?

>> I THINK NASTIEST THING HEEVER DID-- SPOILER ALERT IF YOU

HAVEN'T SEEN IT-->> Stephen: HOLD ON ONE

SECOND.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED,I TELL YOU WHAT, MUTE YOUR

TELEVISION, GO TO YOUTUBE ANDWATCH THIS VIDEO OF A GET TO

HAVING A BATH FOR THE FIRSTTIME.

(LAUGHTER)WHEN WE FINISH SPOILING, I'LL

HOLD THE UNMUTE SIGN UP.

(LAUGHTER)OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONE.

WE'RE GONE.

LET RIP.

LET RIP.

>> YOU KNOW E WHAT?

IT WAS TWO EPISODES AGO, IT WASAN EPISODE THAT WAS THE MOMENT

WHERE WALT SAID TO JESSE WITHAPPARENT GLEE "I WATCHED JANE

DIE.

SHE CHOKED TO DEATH AND I COULDHAVE SAVED HER AND I DIDN'T."

I THINK THAT WAS THE MOSTSADISTIC NASTY THING.

>> Stephen: WORSE THANWATCHING HER DIE AND NOT

HELPING?

(LAUGHTER)>> YES, YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE IN THAT MOMENT HEWATCHED HER DIE THERE WAS A LOT

OF CONFLICTING EMOTIONS GOING ONIN HIS FACE AND HE IS -- HE

DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT BUT HETHINKS IT'S THE RIGHT THING FOR

JESSE BECAUSE SHE'S HICKED HIMON HEROIN -- HOOKED HIM ON

HEROIN AND YOU SEE HE DOESN'TWANT TO DO IT.

BUT PURE SADISM IS NOT SOMETHINGWALT -- ODDLY ENOUGH, WITH ALL

THE EVIL THINGS HE DID HE WASNOT PURELY SADISTIC VERY OFTEN.

AT THAT TIME THAT WAS THE MOSTSADISTIC, I THINK, TELLING JESSE

THAT HE WATCHED.

>> Stephen: WHY-- AGAIN,SPOILER ALERT.

WHY KILL WALT OFF AT THE END?

I MEAN, WHY NOT KEEP HIM GOINGAT LEAST IN "THE WALKING DEAD"?

(LAUGHTER)YOU KNOW, JUST MOVE HIM OVER TO

THE NEXT PROJECT.

(LAUGHTER)HE'LL GET EVEN SMARTER FROM

EATING ALL THOSE BRAINS!

(LAUGHTER)>> THAT IS A GOOD THOUGHT.

>> Stephen: WHY DID YOU DECIDEHE HAD TO GO?

>> IT SEEMED LIKE THE IMPLICITPROMISE IN THE SHOW FROM THE

FIRST EPISODE.

THE FIRST EPISODE HE IS TOLD HEHAS TWO YEARS TO LIVE

THEREABOUTS.

AND IT SEEMS LIKE WE SHOULD --WE SHOULD ADHERE TO OUR PROMISE

WE IMPOLICEDLY MADE THE AUDIENCE-- MAYBE NOT IMPLICITLY,

EXPLICITLY.

>> Stephen: HE'S GOT CANCER ATTHE BEGINNING.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> Stephen: DOES HE BECOME ACANCER?

(LAUGHTER)>> I THINK HE ACTUALLY DOES.

I THINK THAT'S AN EXCELLENTPOINT.

>> Stephen: WAS THAT DEEP OFME?

WAS I DEEP JUST NOW?

(LAUGHTER)>> EXTREMELY DEEP.

>> Stephen: WILL YOU HOLD ON?

I'D LOVE TO TALK A LITTLE BITMORE.

I'LL GET MORE DEEPNESS.

WE'VE GOT TO TAKE A COMMERCIALBREAK AND WE'LL COME BACK AND

TALK MORE.

>> RIGHT ON.

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHTBACK WITH MORE VINCE GILLIGAN

"BREAKING BAD."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY!

WE'RE HERE TALKING TO VINCEGILLIGAN THE CREATOR OF

"BREAKING BAD" ABOUT LAST NIGHTAND THE ENTIRE SERIES.

ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS,--AGAIN, SPOILER ALERT-- ONE OF

THE GREAT THINGS THAT WALT DOESTO SKYLER IS "I DID IT FOR ME."

WHY DOES THAT SEEM LIKE THENICEST THING HE HAS SAID TO HIS

FAMILY ALL FIVE SEASONS?

>> I THINK YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE ONE OF THE WORST THINGSHE'S DONE IN THIS SHOW IS LIE TO

THEM SO MUCH AND DESTROY THEFAMILY THROUGH LIES AS WELL AS

ACTION.

AND TO DO HIS WIFE THE COURTESYOF BEING HONEST, TO SHOW HER

THAT RESPECT ONCE AT LEASTBEFORE IT'S ALL OVER.

>> Stephen: IS THAT THING WHENHE SAYS "I DID IT FOR ME," IS

THAT NECESSARILY A BAD THING ORA BAD MOTIVATION?

BECAUSE, I MEAN, I DO THIS FORME.

(LAUGHTER)DON'T YOU DO YOUR SHOW FOR YOU?

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: IS THE SHOW YOURBLUE METH?

>> THE SHOW IS -- YOU KNOW, THESHOW IS MY BLUE METH AND NOW I

NEED TO BE IN SOME SORT OF12-STEP RECOVERY PROGRAM BECAUSE

IT'S OVER.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Stephen: THE FAME OF THELAST EPISODE WAS CALLED "FELINA"

FROM MARTY ROBBINS HIT♪ DOWN IN THE WEST TEXAS TOWN OF

EL PASO, I FELL IN LOVE WITH AMEXICAN GIRL ♪

HE HAS TO COME BACK BECAUSE THEBAD GUYS HAVE CAPTURED HIS

GIRLFRIEND-- OR THE AUTHORITIESHAVE-- TO DRAW HIM BACK AND HE

COMES BACK FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND INTHE SONG KNOWING HE'S GOING TO

DIE.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> Stephen: WALT COMES BACK.

DOES HE COME BACK FOR JESSE, TOSAVE HIM?

OR IS HE COMING BACK FOR THEBLUE METH?

IS THE BLUE METH HIS GIRLFRIEND?

>> I THINK -- TO USE "LORD OFTHE RINGS" TERMS --

>> Stephen: PLEASE.

PLEASE.

>> I THINK HE'S COMING BACK FORHIS PRECIOUS AND HIS PRECIOUS IS

THE BLUE METH IN THE LAB, THELAB HE CONSTRUCTED.

WHEN HE COMES BACK, I THINK HE'SCOMING BACK TO SET THINGS RIGHT

FINANCIALLY FOR HIS FAMILY ANDAFTER THAT HE JUST WANTS TO WIPE

OUT UNCLE JACK AND HIS GANG ANDHE REALIZES IN THE HOUR-- IN

THIS FINAL HOUR-- THAT JESSE ISSTILL ALIVE AND HE WANTS TO WIPE

OUT JESSE, TOO.

BUT IN OTHER WONDERFUL WESTERNTERMS, IT'S A BIT LIKE THE END

OF "THE SEARCHERS."

ALL THROUGHOUT "THE SEARCHERS"JOHN WAYNE IS CHASING AFTER

NATALIE WOOD'S CHARACTER ANDSHE'S BEEN TAKEN BY THE

COMANCHES AND HE KEEPS SAYING"WHEN I FIND HER, I'M GOING TO

KILL HER."

AND AT THE LAST MINUTE WHEN HECEASE HER HE SWEEPS HER UP IN

HIS ARMS AND SAYS "LET'S GOHOME."

AND IT'S A TEAR JERKINGWONDERFUL ENDING AND WE STOLE

FROM THE BEST.

>> Stephen: VINCE, THANK YOUSO MUCH FOR COMING.

I KNOW YOU CAME HERE, LIKE --YOU FLEW OUT FIRST THING IN THE

MORNING AFTER -- DID YOU PARTYALL NIGHT?

>> I PARTIED UNTIL ABOUTMIDNIGHT.

I'M A LITTLE -- LITTLE -- ALITTLE TIRED TODAY BUT I FLY --

I'D FLY 10,000 MILES FOR YOU,STEPHEN.

(AUDIENCE REACTS).

>> Stephen: MY FAVORITE GUESTOF ALL TIME, VINCE GILLIGAN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

VINCE GILLIGAN, "BREAKING BAD"IN ITS ENTIRETY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THATS IT FOR THE REPORT,"EVERYBODY!

GOOD NIGHT!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

HOW'S IT GOING?

>>.

>> STEPHEN, PLEASE LET ME GO!

>> Stephen: I WANT MORE"BREAKING BAD!"

>> IT'S OVER, I JUST CAN'T WRITEANYMORE.

>> Stephen: IT'S OVER WHEN ISAY IT'S OVER!

>> THERE'S NO STORY LEFT TOTELL.

>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT BADGER?

CITY PETE?

WHAT ABOUT FUEL?

WHAT ABOUT TO HIM.

WHAT ABOUT WALT, JR.?

WHAT ABOUT TO JESSE?

DID HE GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT?

HE WAS DRIVING PRETTY FAST!

WHAT ABOUT WALTER?

MAYBE HE'S NOT DEAD!

MAYBE HE WAS MAKING IT.

MAYBE HE'S GOT A TWIN BROTHER.

MAYBE HE WAS JUST DREAMING THEWHOLE TIME AND HE'S STILL BACK

IN NEW HAMPSHIRE OR STILLSITTING IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

IN THE FIRST EPISODE LOOKING ATTHAT MUSTARD STAIN!

THERE'S GOT TO BE AN ANSWER!

USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

>> STEPHEN, PLEASE.

>> Stephen: KEEP TYPING,BITCH!

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