March 31, 2014 - Biz Stone

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Apple announces ethnically diverse emoticons, Stephen responds to the #CancelColbert Twitter firestorm, and Biz Stone discusses his Jelly app and "Things a Little Bird Told Me."

>> STEPHEN COLBERT IS FACINGSERIOUS BACKLASH THIS MORNING

AFTER A TWEET SENT BY THE SHOWFROM THE @COLBERTREPORT ACCOUNT.

>> PEOPLE ARE CALLING FOR THESTEPHEN COLBERT SHOW TO BE

CANCELED...

CANCELED!

(AUDIENCE SIGHS)(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)>> AHHH!

DON'T WORRY, STEPHEN.

YOU WERE JUST HAVING A NIGHTMARE.

>> Stephen: WHAT'S HAPPENING?

RECENT STRESSFUL EVENTS INYOUR LIFE CAUSED AN EMOTIONAL

IMPLOSION, COMBINED WITH YOURNARCISSISTIC PERSECUTION COMPLEX

MANIFESTED THEMSELVES IN LOSSAND DESTRUCTION.

>> Stephen: I KNOW THAT STUFF.

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

>> YOU'RE STILL DREAMING,STEPHEN.

>> Stephen: AND I'M DREAMINGABOUT B.D. WONG BECAUSE --

>> YOU FELL ASLEEP WATCHING LAWAND ORDER, SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT.

>> Stephen: THANKS FORSTOPPING BY.

>> MY PLEASURE, STEPHEN.

(LAUGHTER)>> Stephen: SO...

COULD YOU LEAVE?

>> I CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL YOU WAKEUP.

>> Stephen: OH.

AND B.D. WONG HAS SOME SHITTO DO.

>> Stephen: OH, YEAH, OFCOURSE.

SURE.

BYE!

THIS IS STILL THE COLBERTREPORT!

>> HI.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE

REPORT.

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

(AUDIENCE CHANTING)>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE

REPORT, EVERYBODY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: FOLKS, I KNOW THIS

IS NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU'VEHEARD ME SAY THIS -- FOLKS, I

KNOW THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIMEYOU'VE HEARD ME SAY THIS, BUT

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TOTHIS COUNTRY?

EVERYDAY, WE LOSE A LITTLE BITMORE.

THIS MORNING, I LOOKED AT THESOLE OF MY SHOE AND IT SAID:

"MADE IN VIETNAM."

(LAUGHTER)C'MON, THIS IS AMERICA.

IT SHOULD SAY "MADE IN CHINA"!!

(LAUGHTER)WELL, NOW, THE FORCES OF

CULTURAL CORROSION ARE TARGETINGTHE PRECIOUS LITTLE MIRACLES WE

HOLD MOST DEAR.

OUR PHONES.

(LAUGHTER)JIM?

>> YOU KNOW THE SMILEY FACEICONS CALLED EMOGI ALL OVER YOUR

TEXT AND TWEETS? APPLE IS SAYINGTHEY'RE NOT DIVERSE ENOUGH.

THEY'RE WORKING WITH UNICODECONSORTIUM TO COME UP WITH NEW

ONES!

>> Stephen: UGH!

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRYFACE THATI COULD PUNCH A SNOWMAN INTO A

CIRCUS TENT FULL OF SEXYSTILETTOS.

AFTER THAT, I'LL HAVE TO COOLDOWN WITH A HANDFUL OF PILLS AND

A TURKEY DRUMSTICK.

(LAUGHTER)LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

THE DIVERSITY MAFIA IS WHININGTHAT THE EMOJI CHARACTERS ARE

PREDOMINANTLY WHITE.

OF COURSE THEY ARE!

WHITE MALE IS AMERICAN NEUTRAL.

IT'S THE BASELINE MODEL.

IF YOU WANT TO ACCESSORIZE,YOU'RE FREE TO ADD BELLS AND

WHISTLES LIKE "MELANIN" OR"VAGINA."

BUT NOW, THE PC POLICE ARE GONNASHOVE NEW ETHNIC EMOTIONS INTO

OUR PHONES.

I CAN'T JUST BE SAD ANYMORE.

I'LL HAVE TO BE "BLACK" SAD.

(LAUGHTER)I'M SORRY.

THAT'S WAY SADDER THAN I'MWILLING TO BE!

BESIDES, THERE'S ALREADY PLENTYOF DIVERSITY ON THE EMOJI

KEYBOARD.

LIKE TURBAN GUY. (LAUGHTER)HE COULD REPRESENT ANYTHING.

A HINDU, A MUSLIM, A GENIE, ORHEAD TRAUMA VICTIM OF ANY RACE.

(LAUGHTER)AND FOLKS, INTERNET EQUALITY IS

MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER, AS ILEARNED THIS WEEKEND WHEN THE

INTERWEBS TRIED TO SWALLOW MEWHOLE.

BUT I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I GOTLODGED IN ITS THROAT AND IT

HACKED ME BACK UP LIKE A HASTILYCHEWED CHICKEN WING.

(LAUGHTER)THIS IS WHO'S ATTACKING ME NOW.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

ON THE INTERNET, WE TURN TO THETV.

>> PEOPLE ARE CALLING FOR THESTEPHEN COLBERT SHOW TO BE

CANCELED AFTER A TWEET ABOUTASIANS APPEARED ON THE COMEDY

CENTRAL TWITTER ACCOUNT.

>> #CANCELCOLBERT ISTRENDING THIS MORNING.

>> #CANCELCOLBERT IS TRENDINGTHIS MORNING.

>> #CANCELCOLBERT WENT VIRAL.

>> Stephen: BUT FOLKS, I'MSTILL HERE!

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN")>> Stephen: IT'S ALL BECAUSE

OF YOU PEOPLE!

THE DARK FORCES TRYING TOSILENCE MY MESSAGE OF CORE

CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLES MIXEDWITH YOUTH-FRIENDLY PRODUCT

PLACEMENT HAVE BEEN THWARTED.

(LAUGHTER)WENT THROUGH A FEW OF THESE THIS

WEEKEND.

BUT FOLKS, I'M NOT GOING TOLIE -- IT WAS CLOSE.

WE ALMOST LOST ME.

(LAUGHTER)I'M NEVER GOING TO TAKE ME FOR

GRANTED EVER AGAIN.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

LAST WEDNESDAY, I SALUTEDWASHINGTON REDSKINS OWNER DANIEL

SNYDER FOR HIS NEW CHARITY, THEWASHINGTON REDSKINS ORIGINAL

AMERICANS FOUNDATION.

WHICH SOME HAVE CALLED ANOBVIOUS ATTEMPT TO WIN OVER

NATIVE AMERICANS BECAUSE IT ONLYUSES THE TERM "REDSKINS" ONCE IN

ITS NAME.

(LAUGHTER)NOW, I HAVE MY OWN RACIAL

MISUNDERSTANDING WITH THE ASIANCOMMUNITY OVER A LONG-RUNNING

AND BELOVED CHARACTER ON MYSHOW.

VERY IMPORTANT.

HE IS A CHARACTER.

HE IS NOT ME.

THIS IS THE REAL STEPHENCOLBERT.

I MEAN EVERYTHING I SAY ON THISSHOW.

HE MEANS...

WELL, YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK HIM.

AND HE'S NOT RETURNING MY CALLS.

ANYWAY, I WAS SO INSPIRED BY DANSNYDER'S CHARITABLE OUTREACH

THAT I FORMED MY OWN CHARITY.

"THE CHING CHONG DING DONGFOUNDATION FOR SENSITIVITY TO

ORIENTALS OR WHATEVER."

(LAUGHTER)THAT WAS WEDNESDAY.

IT RERAN FOUR TIMES ON THURSDAY,WAS POSTED ON THE SHOW'S

Facebook PAGE.

NOT A PEEP OUT OF THE INTERNET.

THEN AROUND 7:00 ON THURSDAY, MYNETWORK'S PROMOTIONAL TWITTER

ACCOUNT, @COLBERTREPORT, TWEETEDTHE NAME OF MY FOUNDATION

WITHOUT PROVIDING A VIDEO LINKTO THE ORIGINAL SEGMENT OR

MENTIONING THAT I WAS INSPIREDBY THE REDSKINS CHARITY.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A MEANSOF COMMUNICATION LIMITED TO 140

CHARACTERS WOULD EVER CREATEMISUNDERSTANDINGS?

(LAUGHTER)BUT I HAVE NEVER ONCE USED

@COLBERTREPORT.

AS YOU HEROES KNOW, I'M@STEPHENATHOME.

THOUGH FULL DISCLOSURE, ISOMETIMES TWEET FROM

@STEPHENATHOME AT WORK IN THEBATHROOM.

THEN, WHEN THE TWIT HIT THE FAN,THE BRAIN TRUST AT MY NETWORK

TOOK THE TWEET DOWN, BECAUSETHAT'S HOW THIS INTERNET WORKS.

YOU CAN JUST TAKE STUFF DOWN ANDNO ONE WILL EVER KNOW IT

HAPPENED.

JUST ASK MAYOR WIENER.

(LAUGHTER)NOW, I'M NOT TRYING TO THROW

ANYONE UNDER THE BUS HERE.

MOSTLY BECAUSE I DON'T GO THATCLOSE TO PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.

BUT WHEN I SAW THE TWEET WITH NOCONTEXT, I UNDERSTOOD HOW PEOPLE

WERE OFFENDED.

SAME WAY I, AS ANIRISH-AMERICAN, WAS OFFENDED

AFTER READING ONLY ONE LINE OFJONATHAN SWIFT'S "A MODEST

PROPOSAL."

I MEAN, EAT IRISH BABIES?!

HASHTAG CANCEL SWIFT!

TREND IT!

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

NOW, ALL OF THIS WAS STARTED BYA HASHTAG ACTIVIST, OR A

HASHTIVIST, WHO HAS BEENVICIOUSLY ATTACKED ON TWITTER.

IF ANYONE IS DOING THAT FOR ME,I WANT YOU TO STOP RIGHT NOW.

SHE'S JUST SPEAKING HER MIND.

THAT'S WHAT TWITTER'S FOR, ASWELL AS RUNNING THE ENDING OF

EVERY SHOW I HAVEN'T WATCHEDYET.

NOW, THE CANCEL COLBERT PEOPLETHINK THAT EVEN IN CONTEXT, I'M

A RACIST.

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I'M NOTA RACIST.

I DON'T EVEN SEE RACE.

NOT EVEN MY OWN.

PEOPLE TELL ME I'M WHITE, AND IBELIEVE THEM BECAUSE I JUST

DEVOTED SIX MINUTES TOEXPLAINING HOW I'M NOT A RACIST.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

AND THAT'S ABOUT THE WHITESTTHING YOU CAN DO.

NOW, ONCE THE CANCEL COLBERTHASHTAG GOT ROLLING, IT WAS ONE

TO HAVE THE TOP FIVE TRENDS FORMORE THAN 36 HOURS BECAUSE

EVERYBODY WANTS TO TALK ABOUTTHE KING.

(LAUGHTER)THEN IT WAS PICKED UP BY A SMALL

GROUP OF AMERICANS WHO GET THEIRINFORMATION "ONLY" FROM

TWITTER -- THE NEWS MEDIA.

THERE WERE ONLINE STORIES IN THE"U.S.A. TODAY," THE

"NEW YORKER," "VARIETY,""SLATE," THE "HUFFINGTON POST,"

THREE FEATURES ON "TIME DOT-COM"AND SEVEN ON "SALON."

CNN EVEN TOOK A BREAK FROM THEIRMALAYSIAN AIRLINER COVERAGE TO

REPORT SPOTTING WHAT THEYTHOUGHT WAS THE WRECKAGE OF MY

SHOW OFF THE COAST OF AUSTRALIA.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

BUT MAYBE MOST HURTFUL, MYFELLOW CONSERVATIVES ABANDONED

ME IN MY TIME OF NEED.

LIKE MICHELLE MALKIN, WHO"CO-SIGNED" ON TO CANCEL-COLBERT

AND CALLED ME A "COWARD."

THIS CUTS DEEP, ESPECIALLY SINCEI LEARNED EVERYTHING I KNOW

ABOUT SENSITIVITY TO THEASIAN-AMERICAN EXPERIENCE FROM

MICHELLE'S 2004 BOOK, "INDEFENSE OF INTERNMENT."

(AUDIENCE BOOING)TURNS OUT THEY HAD IT COMING.

(LAUGHTER)ONE LESS THING TO FEEL GUILTY

ABOUT.

SO TO RECAP -- A WEB EDITOR I'VENEVER MET POSTS A TWEET IN MY

NAME ON AN ACCOUNT I DON'TCONTROL, OUTRAGES A HASHTAG

ACTIVIST, AND NEWS MEDIA GETS 72HOURS OF CONTENT.

THE SYSTEM WORKED!

(LAUGHTER)BUT THIS ALL STARTED RIGHT AFTER

I TAPED THURSDAY NIGHT'S SHOW,SO I COULDN'T RESPOND UNTIL

TODAY.

IN A SENSE, I "WAS" CANCELED...

FOR THREE DAYS.

JUST LIKE JESUS.

BUT I'M BACK, AND NATION, I WANTTO APOLOGIZE...

FOR CARING ENOUGH TO TRY ANDBRIDGE A CULTURAL DIVIDE WITH MY

FOUNDATION.

I THOUGHT WE WERE READY.

IF I HAVE A FAULT, IT'S THAT IBELIEVED IN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

TOO MUCH.

WAS I WRONG TO DO THAT?

(AUDIENCE ANSWERS "NO!

")I WISH I COULD BELIEVE THAT, BUT

THEY HAVE CALLED FOR CANCELINGCOLBERT, AND I'M WILLING TO MEET

THEM HALFWAY.

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY -- AND ICAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS --

I AM SHUTTING DOWN THE WORLDWIDEOPERATIONS OF THE CHING CHONG

DING DONG FOUNDATION FORSENSITIVITY TO ORIENTALS OR

WHATEVER.

(LAUGHTER)NO, NO -- I HAVE TO!

I CAN TELL HOW SAD YOU ARE ABOUTIT

(AUDIENCE SAYS, OH! ]THE SADDEST PART IS, BECAUSE OF

ALL THE ATTENTION, WE RAISED ALOT OF MONEY OVER THE WEEKEND.

MONEY THAT WILL NOW BE DONATEDTO DAN SNYDER'S WASHINGTON

REDSKINS ORIGINAL AMERICANSFOUNDATION, WHICH CLEARLY DOES

NOT OFFEND THE INTERNET, 'CUZ IHAVEN'T SEEN SHIT ABOUT THAT.

NOW, TO FIRE THE ENTIREFOUNDATION STAFF.

JA-MES, GET OUT HERE.

JA-MES, EVERYBODY.

I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS, JA-MES.

>> IT'S JAMES.

(APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: JA-MES, I'M GOINGTO HAVE TO LET YOU GO AS CHIEF

OPERATINGOFFICER OF THE FOUNDATION.

CALL SIR PAUL AND MILEY AND TELLTHEM THE CONCERT'S OFF.

THEN CLEAR OUT YOUR DESK.

>> BUT I'M THE ONLY ASIAN PERSONYOU KNOW.

>> Stephen: I'M SORRY, JA-MES.

I HAVE NO CHOICE.

BUT I WILL LET YOU RETURN TO THESHOW FOR NO PAY AS PART OF THE

MICHELLE MALKIN MEMORIAL UNPAIDINTERNMENT PROGRAM.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

JA-MES, EVERYBODY!

>> UM...

THANK YOU?

>> Stephen: WELL, THAT ENDSTHAT CONTROVERSY.

I JUST PRAY THAT NO ONE EVERTWEETS ABOUT THE TIME I SAID

ROSA PARKS WAS OVERRATED, HITLERHAD SOME GOOD IDEAS, OR RAN A

CARTOON DURING BLACK HISTORYMONTH SHOWING PRESIDENT OBAMA

TEAMING UP WITH THE KU KLUXKLAN.

'CAUSE, MAN, THAT SOUNDS PRETTYBAD OUT OF CONTEXT.

(LAUGHTER)WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE

FOUNDER OF TWITTER, BIZ STONE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: THANK YOU,

EVERYBODY!

NOW, FOLKS -- NOW, BEFORE THEBREAK, I WAS TELLING ALL THE

PEOPLE HERE ABOUT THE POWER OFTWITTER.

IT HAS HUMBLED MORSI, BROUGHTDOWN GOVERNMENTS ACROSS THE

MIDDLE EAST BUT IT DID NOT GETME.

HERE TO APOLOGIZE, PLEASEWELCOME THE FOUNDER OF TWITTER,

BIZ STONE(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BIZ, FIRST OF ALL, I WANTTO THANK YOU FOR JUST DROPPING

EVERYTHING AND FLYING IN FROMSAN FRANCISCO TO APOLOGIZE TO

ME.

>> ACTUALLY, I'M NOT HERE TOAPOLOGIZE.

>> Stephen: I ACCEPT(LAUGHTER)

>> BUT WE WILL GET A CHANCE THETALK ABOUT MY NEW BOOK.

>> Stephen: WE'LL GET TO THAT.

OKAY.

>> Stephen: HERE'S THETHING -- WHEN YOU FOUNDED

TWITTER, DID YOU DO IT JUST TOATTACK ME?

(LAUGHTER)I MEAN, DID YOU KNOW THERE WOULD

BE THIS KIND OF HASHTAGACTIVISM?

WAS THIS PART OF THE DREAM?

>> UM, THE DREAM WAS TO CREATE APLATFORM FOR, YOU KNOW, GLOBAL

FREE SPEECH.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

BUT, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, WHENSOMEONE FIRST PROPOSED USING

HASHTAGS, I SAID, THAT'S THENERDIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

NO ONE WILL EVER DO THAT.

>> Stephen: MM-HMM.

YOU WERE WRONG.

>> I WAS WRONG(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: BUT IT HAS BECOMEAN INCREDIBLY POWERFUL THING.

IT'S TAKEN DOWN DICTATORS ACROSSTHE WORLD, BUT DID NOT TAKE DOWN

ME.

AM I NOW THE MOST POWERFUL MANIN THE WORLD?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> YES.

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN " )>> Stephen: LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN, THE SOUND OF PEOPLEMINDLESSLY CHANTING YOUR NAME,

THAT'S THE SOUND OF FREEDOM(LAUGHTER)

HERE'S THE THING, I CANUNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE

BEEN UPSET BY THAT TWEET, BUT INEVER WANT THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN,

AND THE NETWORK VERY KINDLY GAVEME CONTROL OF @COLBERTREPORT.

>> I HAVE A KILL SWITCH TOIMMEDIATELY DELETE ANY TWITTER

ACCOUNT.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, GET ITOUT.

>> IT'S RIGHT HERE.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, HERE WEGO.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GET READY.

(LAUGHTER)ONE LAST TWEET, EVERYBODY.

OKAY.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE A TWEET FROMME, FOLLOW @STEPHENATHOME,

BYE-BYE.

HIT IT!

THANK YOU, BIZ! WE'LL BE BACK WITH THE COF TWITTER BIZ STONE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY!

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS THECO-FOUNDER OF TWITTER!

I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM!

PLEASE WELCOME BIZ STONE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(MUSIC)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: THANKS SO MUCH!

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

>> WONDERFUL TO BE HERE.

>> Stephen: AS THE PEOPLE, I'MSURE KNOW, YOU'RE THE

CO-INVENTER AND CO-FOUNDER OFTWITTER WHICH NOW HAS OVER

230 MILLION ACTIVE USERS.

YOU HAVE BEEN NAMED ONE OF "TIMEMAGAZINE'S" MOST INFLUENTIAL

PEOPLE, ENTREPRENEUR OF THEDECADE BY INK MAGAZINE, AND HAVE

A BOOK THINGS A LITTLE BIRD TOLDME: CONFESSIONS OF A CREATIVE

MIND.

WHAT DID THE BIRD TELL YOU?

THAT'S SOMETIMES A SIGN OFSCHIZOPHRENIA.

WHAT IS A CREATIVE MIND?

>> THIS IS A BOOK I STARTED TENYEARS AGO AT OXFORD UNIVERSITY.

>> Stephen: WOO WHOO!

OXFORD UNIVERSITY, SMARTY PANTS!

GO AHEAD.

>> I STARTED GIVING THIS LECTUREAND I STARTED GETTING INVITED TO

DO IT LOTS OF OTHER PLACES, ANDI FOUND THAT IT RESONATED WITH

PEOPLE -- KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOLALL THE WAY TO CEOs.

THEY WOULD COME UP AFTERWARDSAND SAY, YOU KNOW, THIS PART OF

THE LECTURE REALLY GAVE ME A NEWPERSPECTIVE ON THIS OR THAT.

SO WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTED IWRITE A BOOK, I THOUGHT IT WAS A

GOOD IDEA.

>> Stephen: I WILL SAY, NOT ASINGLE CHAPTER IN THIS BOOK IS

LESS THAN 140 CHARACTERS LONG.

YOU, SIR, ARE A HYPOCRITE(LAUGHTER)

YOU STARTED A NEW APP CALLEDJELLY.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: THAT BRINGS PEOPLETOGETHER TO DO WHAT?

>> IN THE PAST 15 YEARS, NO ONEHAS REALLY COMPLETELY REIMAGINED

THE WAY THAT WE GET ANSWERS TOOUR QUESTIONS.

WE HAVE BEEN PRETTY MUCH DOINGIT THE SAME WAY, AND WE REALIZED

IT, AND TODAY'S MEDIA LANDSCAPEIS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

IT'S ALL MOBILE AND SOCIAL, IT'SA DIFFERENT BALL GAME.

>> Stephen: WHAT DOES ITACTUALLY DO?

HOW WILL THIS NEW APP BE USED TOTRY TO GET ME FIRED?

(LAUGHTER)>> WE DESIGNED A BETTER WAY TO

ASK A QUESTION.

>> Stephen: SHOUT IT?

NO, NO.

IN FACT, THERE'S MORECHARACTERS, FIRST OF ALL, AND

YOU CAN USE PICTURES, YOU CANUSE MAPS, AND THE QUESTIONS GO

OUT TO REAL PEOPLE IN ALL OFYOUR SOCIAL NETWORKS.

FIRST AND SECOND REVIEWQUESTIONS.

HAVE YOU HEARD THE STRENGTH OFWEAK TIES?

>> Stephen: NO.

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ALL KINDOF KNOW THE SAME STUFF.

>> Stephen: RIGHT.

BUT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS HAS ALAWYER, AND HE'S AN

ACQUAINTANCE, AND HIS CIRCLE OFFRIENDS KNOWS A BUNCH OF OTHER

STUFF.

>> Stephen: AND IS HE GOING TOCHARGE ME BY THE HOUR?

>> NO, THE APP IS FREE ANDAVAILABLE NOW FOR BOTH IOS AND

ANDROID.

SO THAT ACQUAINTANCE JUMPS YOURQUESTION INTO A WHOLE NEW GROUP

OF PEOPLE.

SO FOR ANY QUESTION, THERE'S APERSON OUT THERE WHO HAS THE

EXPERIENCE, THE KNOWLEDGE, THEANSWER FOR YOU.

SO YOU SHOULD REALLY DOWNLOAD ITIF I DIDN'T WANT TO READ

YOUR BOOK, COULD I FIND SOMEONEON JELLY TO TELL ME WHAT IT'S

ABOUT?

>> YES.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

OR USE IT TO FIND OUT WHERE TOBUY IT.

BIZ STONE, THINGS A LITTLE BIRDTOLD ME.

THANK YOU, BIZ.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHTBACK!

>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR THEREPORT EVERYBODY!

SEE YOU TOMORROW?

GOOD NIGHT!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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