September 22, 2014 - Tweedy

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Afghan soldiers go missing in Cape Cod, climate change protestors descend on Manhattan, Charles Krauthammer psychoanalyzes Obama, and Tweedy performs a song from "Sukierae." 

>> STEPHEN: WELCOME TO "THEREPORT," EVERYBODY!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S GOOD

TO HAVE YOU WITH US!

I DON'T KNOW IF ALL Y'ALL HAVEBEEN CHECKING THE NEWS LATELY.

I ASSUME YOU HAVE SOMEINFORMATION BEFORE YOU COME INTO

THE BUILDING.

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS,FOLKS, THE NFL CONTINUES --

(SIREN)(ALARM)

NATION, THIS IS A COLBERT ALERT!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! LADIES ANDGENTLEMEN, I DON'T KNOW WHY

I HAVE JUST BEEN HANDED A PIECEOF PAPER.

IS THIS PAPER?

YES, IT IS.

LET'S SEE, THIS JUST IN!

IT IS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL!

CAN WE CONFIRM THAT?

WE CAN. YES, IT IS THE FIRST DAYOF FALL

A TIME FOR CHERISHEDTRADITIONS.

UNPACKING THE SWEATERS, BUYINGTHAT FIRST PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE,

REMEMBERING WE'RE STILL AT WARWITH AFGHANISTAN.

THAT'S WHY YOU'VE HAD A STRINGTIED AROUND YOUR FINGER

FOR 13 YEARS. YOU CAN TAKE ITOFF NOW

AND NOW, THIS WAR HAS REACHEDOUR SHORES.

>> THE F.B.I. IS SEARCHING FORTHREE SOLDIERS FROM AFGHANISTAN

MISSING IN MASSACHUSETTS.

THE SOLDIERS HAD BEEN TRAININGAT A MILITARY BASE ON CAPE COD.

>> STEPHEN: FOLKS, I DON'TKNOW WHY WE'RE TRAINING AFGHAN

SOLDIERS IN CAPE COD.

ARE YACHTING SKILLS THAT USEFULIN A LANDLOCKED COUNTRY?

(LAUGHTER)AND THEY WON'T GET VERY FAR DOWN

THE KHYBER PASS IN PINK PANTSWITH WHALES ON THEM.

(LAUGHTER)BUT THE MOST ALARMING NEWS OF

ALL IS WHERE WE LOST THESE GUYS.

>> THEY WERE LAST SEEN AT ALOCAL SHOPPING MALL.

>> CONCERN GROWING WITH EVERYHOUR THAT THESE THREE ARE

MISSING.

>> STEPHEN: SO, SHOPPERS, BEON THE LOOKOUT.

MEMORIZE THESE FACES!

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> STEPHEN: THE GUY ON THEEND.

I DON'T LIKE THAT GUY ON THEEND.

HE'S GOT A --AND CHANCES ARE THEY'RE STILL IN

THE MALL.

WITHDRAWING FROM AFGHANISTAN HASNOTHING ON THE QUAGMIRE OF AN

AMERICAN MALL.

THE AVERAGE MALL IS FILLED WITHLOST SOULS,

WANDERING BETWEEN KIOSKS, LIVINGOFF G.N.C. SUPPLEMENTS AND HOT

PRETZEL SMELL, NEVER TO FORGETTHE HORRORS THEY WITNESSED AT

POTTERY BARN.

(LAUGHTER)WHO BUYS A CAGE FOR THEIR

PLANT?!

IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

AND THOSE MALL MAPS WILL BEUSELESS IN TRACKING THEM DOWN.

DON'T TELL ME WHERE "I" AM!

I WANT TO KNOW WHERE "THEY" ARE!

WHAT'S THIS? EXCUSE ME,

I'M BEING HANDED A SBARRO'S BOX.

IT SAYS THE MISSING AFGHANTROOPS WERE CAUGHT EARLIER

TODAY ATTEMPTING TO CROSS THECANADIAN BORDER AND WILL LIKELY

BE SENT BACK TO AFGHANISTAN.

THANK GOD.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

THE ONLY REMAINING DANGER IS IFTHEY WERE RADICALIZED DURING

THEIR TIME AT YANKEE CANDLE.

I MEAN, 20 BUCKS FOR A BAHAMABREEZE PILLAR JAR?

SERIOUSLY.

"DEATH TO AMERICA!"(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M --(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I THINK I'M GOING TO READ THEREST OF THAT LATER.

(LAUGHTER)NATION, A WISE MAN ONCE SAID...

(LAUGHTER)(BLEEP) KEEP GOING!

THIS IS TIP OF THE HAT, WAG OFTHE FINGER.

FIRST UP, YESTERDAY THEENVIRO-MENTAL PATIENTS CAME OUT

OF THEIR YURTS TO PROTEST GLOBALWARMING IN A PLACE SYNONYMOUS

WITH NATURE -- MIDTOWNMANHATTAN.

>> AN ESTIMATED 300,000 PEOPLEMARCHED THROUGH THE STREETS OF

MANHATTAN FOR HOURS TODAY FORACTION TO COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE.

>> THIS WAS THE LARGEST CLIMATEPROTEST IN HISTORY.

>> STEPHEN: YES, HUNDREDS OFTHOUSANDS OF PEOPLE LINED THE

STREETS OF NEW YORK FOR CLIMATECHANGE.

OR WERE IN LINE FOR THE NEWiPHONE.

(LAUGHTER)THE EVENT WAS PACKED WITH LEFTY

CELEBRITIES LIKE STING, MARKRUFFALO, AND LEONARDO DICAPRIO.

YOU'D THINK HE'D BE "FOR"ICEBERGS MELTING.

(LAUGHTER)I GUESS HE DIDN'T LOVE ROSE THAT

MUCH AFTER ALL.

ALSO IN ATTENDANCE, THOUSANDS OFANGRY COMMUTERS.

>> THE MARCH SHUT DOWN MAJORCITY ARTERIES FOR MOST OF THE

DAY, SNARLING TRAFFIC INTO THEEVENING.

>> MOTORISTS TRYING TO MAKE ITDOWN THE WEST SIDE WERE STRANDED

FOR HOURS.

>> I SAT IN TRAFFIC FOR TWOHOURS.

>> I GOT SO ANGRY AND ENRAGED.

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET CRAZY?

>> STEPHEN: YOU HEAR THAT,GREENIES?

YOU LOST HODA KOTB!

AND AS GOES HODA, SO GOES THENATION.

(LAUGHTER)I'M NOT SURE WHICH NATION.

I'M GONNA SAY THE ONE THATPRODUCES THE MOST MERLOT.

(LAUGHTER)SO I'M GIVING A TIP OF THE HAT

-- WHY DON'T I DRINK WINE DURINGMY SHOW?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

(LAUGHTER)SO I'M GIVING A TIP OF THE HAT

TO CLIMATE CHANGE MARCHERS FORMAKING THOUSANDS OF CARS BURN

TWO EXTRA HOURS OF GASOLINE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)NOW, I WAS NOT ABLE TO BE THERE

THIS WEEKEND.

I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE BEEN, BUT IDIDN'T WANT TO.

(LAUGHTER)I STILL SHOWED SOLIDARITY WITH

THE TRAPPED MOTORISTS BY KEEPINGMY CAR RUNNING ALL WEEKEND.

OF COURSE, I DIDN'T WANT TOANGER MY LIBERAL NEIGHBORS, SO I

KEPT THE GARAGE DOOR CLOSED.

I GOTTA SAY, THE WEEKEND JUSTFLEW BY!

AND I MET THE NICEST EMT CREW.

NEXT UP, FOLKS, IT'S HARD TOREMEMBER A TIME WHEN THE NATION

WAS MORE DIVIDED.

EVEN DURING THE CIVIL WAR, ATLEAST BOTH SIDES AGREED ON

IRONIC FACIAL HAIR.

THESE DAYS, THINGS IN WASHINGTONARE SO HOSTILE THAT, ACCORDING

TO THE BROOKINGS INSTITUTE,"FULLY 75% OF SALIENT NATIONAL

ISSUES ARE GRIDLOCKED INCONGRESS ."

WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THE ONLYBIPARTISAN BILL TO PASS THIS

YEAR WAS "H.R. 594 EAT A BAG OFDICKS."

(LAUGHTER)SAILED THROUGH. UNANIMOUS.

BUT TWO SENATORS HAVE TAKEN ABOLD STEP TO END THE GRIDLOCK.

>> REALITY SHOWS JUST MIGHT BETHE ANSWER TO FINDING MORE

BIPARTISANSHIP ON CAPITOL HILL.

AT LEAST THAT'S THE HOPE OF TWOU.S. SENATORS.

NEW MEXICO DEMOCRAT MARTINHEINRICH AND ARIZONA REPUBLICAN

JEFF FLAKE SPENT A WEEK TOGETHERON A REMOTE ISLAND FOR A NEW

REALITY SHOW.

IT'S CALLED "RIVAL SURVIVAL."

>> STEPHEN: YES, "RIVALSURVIVAL"!

IT COMBINES THE EXOTIC LOCALESOF THE AMAZING RACE, THE

VOYEURISTIC THRILL OF "BIGBROTHER" AND THE RACIAL

DIVERSITY OF THE BACHELOR.

(LAUGHTER)SO I WANT TO GIVE A TIP OF THE

HAT TO THESE SENATORS FORPROVING REPUBLICANS AND

DEMOCRATS "CAN" WORK TOGETHER.

ALL IT TAKES IS THE THREAT OFDEATH.

(LAUGHTER) JIM?

>> AS WE ARRIVED, CERTAINLYDIDN'T HAVE EITHER THE

CONDITIONS TO CREATE A FIRE ORTHE TIME AND REALLY HAD TO FOCUS

ON THE MOST PRESSING NEEDS WHICHWAS FINDING SOMETHING TO DRINK

AND MAKING SURE WE HAD A SHELTERBECAUSE IT WAS PROBABLY GOING TO

RAIN THROUGH THE NIGHT.

WE FOUND A COCONUT GROVE.

JUST THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OFCOCONUTS.

THAT'S A LOT OF COCONUT WATERWHICH WAS A LIFESAVER TODAY.

WE REALLY NEEDED THAT.

>> STEPHEN: THANK GOD THEYFOUND THOSE COCONUTS.

HOW WOULD THEY POSSIBLY FINDWATER IN THE MIDDLE OF A DRIVING

RAINSTORM?

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

SO IT'S NO SURPRISE DISCOVERYHAS GONE ALL IN AND COMMITTED

THEM TO A FULL ONE EPISODE.

(LAUGHTER)BUT CONGRESS CAN'T STOP HERE.

THEY CAN COME TOGETHER TOPRODUCE MORE REALITY TV.

I SAY DITCH JOHN BOEHNER, MAKETHE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE JEFF

PROBST.

INSTEAD OF BORING LEGISLATION,EVERY MORNING HE'LL PASS OUT

CHALLENGES LIKE BLOCK THE FARMBILL OR YOU HAVE TO EAT A BUG.

(LAUGHTER)MITCH MCCONNELL GETS IMMUNITY

BECAUSE HIS DIET IS ALREADYCRICKETS.

(LAUGHTER)BUT EVEN IF WE DIDN'T TURN

CONGRESS INTO A TELEVISED LORDOF THE FLIES, THERE'S STILL ONE

THING THAT CONGRESS CANALWAYS AGREE ON.

>> THE HOUSE JUST VOTED IN ARARE BIPARTISAN VOTE TO SUPPORT

THE PRESIDENT'S PLAN TO TRAINTHE MODERATE SYRIAN OPPOSITION.

>> THE SENATE WENT ALONG WITHTHE HOUSE, APPROVING PRESIDENT

OBAMA'S PLAN.

>> A RARE VOTE OF BIPARTISANAPPROVAL.

>> A RARE SHOW OF BIPARTISANSUPPORT.

>> WE CERTAINLY WELCOME THEBIPARTISAN SHOW OF SUPPORT FROM

CONGRESS, THAT IS A PHENOMENONTOO RARE THESE DAYS.

>> WHEN IT COMES TO AMERICA'SNATIONAL SECURITY, AMERICA IS

UNITED.

>> STEPHEN: YES, AMERICANSHAVE PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES

AND COME TOGETHER FOR A GREATERCAUSE -- GIVING DEADLY WEAPONS

TO PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OFTHE WORLD THAT WE KNOW NOTHING

ABOUT.

(APPLAUSE)ALL I'M SAYING IS "GIVE WAR A

CHANCE."

(LAUGHTER)AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.

>> AMERICA IS READY TO BEAMERICA AGAIN.

THAT SHOULD BE THE SOLUTION.

WE'RE TIRED OF BEING BLACKAMERICAN, GAY AMERICAN,

HISPANIC-AMERICAN.

LET'S JUST BE AMERICANS AGAIN.

WE'VE GOT THESE PEOPLE WE HAVETO KILL.

(LAUGHTER)>> STEPHEN: G-GUT IS JUST

ECHOING THE IMMORTAL WORDS OFDR. KING, "I HAVE BEEN TO THE

MOUNTAINTOP, AND IT WOULD BE AGREAT PLACE TO LAUNCH AN ATTACK.

YOU'VE GOT THE HIGHER GROUND ."

>> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

FOLKS, AS A CONSERVATIVE PUNDIT,IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO

CAREFULLY WEIGH THE FACTS ANDOBJECTIVELY DETERMINE HOW OUR

PRESIDENT IS WRONG.

AND WHEN IT COMES TO ANALYZINGWHAT'S GOING ON IN SKULL FORCE

ONE, MY HERO HAS ALWAYS BEEN FOXNEWS CONTRIBUTOR AND FORMER

HARVARD-TRAINED PSYCHIATRIST,CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER, WHO

RECENTLY ENRICHED OUR PUBLICDEBATE ON THE HUGH HEWITT SHOW.

>> I KNOW YOU'VE SAID BEFORE YOUNO LONGER PRACTICE PSYCHIATRY.

YOU'VE GIVEN THAT UP.

BUT I WANT TO TEMPT YOU TO DO ALITTLE ARMCHAIR DIAGNOSIS HERE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HISMENTAL STATE?

>> LOOK, I HAVE FORESWORNPSYCHIATRY SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU

REALLY CAN'T DO IT AT ADISTANCE.

SO I DECIDED, WHEN I LEFTPSYCHIATRY, NEVER TO USE MY

AUTHORITY.

>> STEPHEN: GOOD FOR HIM.

HE HAS SWORN NOT TO USE HISPSYCHIATRIC AUTHORITY.

SO I GUESS THIS INTERVIEW'SOVER.

>> BUT LET ME JUST SAY AS ALAYMAN, WITHOUT INVOKING ANY

EXPERTISE, OBAMA IS CLEARLY ANARCISSIST.

>> STEPHEN: OBAMA IS CLEARLY ANARCISSIST.

WE STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THATBIRTH CERTIFICATE.

HE COULD EASILY BE FROMNARCISSISTAN.

OF COURSE, BEING A NARCISSIST ISNOT NECESSARILY A BAD THING.

IN FACT, WHEN YOU LOOK UPNARCISSIST IN THE DICTIONARY,

IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO A PICTURE OFME.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)AND, YES, I'VE PASTED MY PHOTO

NEXT TO EVERY WORD IN MYDICTIONARY.

BUT WHAT CAN I SAY?

I'M A BIT OF AN AARDVARK.

AND KRAUTHAMMER IS WILLING TOBACK UP HIS NON-DIAGNOSIS WITH

HARD NON-DATA.

>> I MEAN, COUNT THE NUMBER OFTIMES HE USES THE WORD "I" IN

ANY SPEECH.

REMEMBER WHEN HE ANNOUNCED THEKILLING OF BIN LADEN?

THAT SPEECH, I BELIEVE, HAD 29REFERENCES TO "I."

ON MY COMMAND, I ORDERED, ASCOMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, I WAS THEN

TOLD, I THIS.

>> STEPHEN: YES, OBAMA ISOBSESSED WITH SAYING "I."

CAN'T HE FIND A BETTER WAY TOREFER TO HIMSELF?

"ME "CAN.

AND REMEMBER THE HIGH MATH THATCOUNT KRAUTULA DID FOR US -

>> THAT SPEECH HAD, I BELIEVE,29 REFERENCES TO "I."

>> STEPHEN: THOSE NUMBERSDON'T LIE.

THOUGH, EVIDENTLY HE DOES.

BECAUSE I'VE READ THE SPEECH ANDBARACK OBAMA USED THE WORD "I"

11 TIMES IN HIS BIN LADENSPEECH, NOT 29, AS COMPARED TO

KRAUTHAMMER, WHO SAID "I" 36TIMES IN THAT INTERVIEW.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> STEPHEN: NOW, FOLKS, FOR

THE RECORD, I HAVE FORESWORN MYPSYCHIATRIC AUTHORITY BECAUSE I

NEVER HAD ANY AND, TO BE CLEAR,I AM NOT CLAIMING ANY INSIGHT OR

TRAINING OR INTEREST IN HUMANBEHAVIOR, BUT IN MY LAYMAN'S

OPINION, AS IF I WERE RAISED BYWOLVES,

I JUST WANT TO SAY A FORMERPSYCHIATRIST WILLING TO GIVE AN

ON-AIR DIAGNOSIS OF A STRANGER,WHILE AT THE SAME TIME CLAIMING

HE ISN'T DOING THAT, IS NOT ANARCISSIST, HE'S JUST KIND OF A

DICK.

(LAUGHTER)WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> STEPHEN: HEY, WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> STEPHEN: MY GUEST TONIGHT

HAS MADE A NEW ALBUM WITH HISSON ON DRUMS.

MAN, THAT'S A HELL OF A FAMILYCHORE WHEEL.

PLEASE WELCOME JEFF AND SPENCERTWEEDY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)♪♪

HEY, SPENCER!

NICE TO MEET YOU!

JEFF, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU SO MUCH

FOR GIVING US A MONOCHROMATICDENIM-SCAPE

IT REALLY POPS ON THE CAMERA.NOW JEFF TWEEDY, TWO-TIME

GRAMMY WINNING FRONT MAN FORWILCO, THANKS FOR BEING BACK

SPENCER, YOU ARE THE ONE-TIMESON OF JEFF

THE TWO OF YOU HAVE FORMED A NEWGROUP CALLED TWEEDY, THE FIRST

ALBUM, "SUKIERAE."

>> YES.

>> STEPHEN: COMES OUTTOMORROW.

SPENCER, IS IT HARD GROWING UPWITH A DAD WHO IS A MUSICIAN,

KIND OF INDIE-LOOKING

DID YOU EVER TURN TO HIM ANDSAY, PLEASE, JUST KHAKIS AND A

TIE ONCE?

>> NO, I'VE ALWAYS DUG IT.

>> STEPHEN: DIG IT.

DIG IT, DAD.

>> I HAVE A LOT OF FUN.

IN KINDERGARTEN, I HAD A GOODTIME TELLING ALL THE KIDS MY DAD

WAS A ROCK STAR, AND NOWADAYSI'M A LITTLE MORE LOW KEY ABOUT

IT.

>> STEPHEN: DID THEY BELIEVEYOU?

>> YEAH.

IT REALLY STARTED HAPPENING WHENI WOULD GO TO SCHOOL AND KIDS

WOULD COME UP AND SAY, MYPARENTS REALLY LIKE YOUR DADDY'S

MUSIC.

AND ONCE, LIKE, ON THEPLAYGROUND, OTHER KIDS STARTED

TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT.

I WAS, LIKE, THIS IS PRETTYCOOL.

>> STEPHEN: DO YOU THINK THETWO OF YOU COULD TAKE BILLY RAY

AND MILEY CYRUS IN A FIGHT?

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

NOT A CHANCE.

>> STEPHEN: NO?

NO, I WOULDN'T WANT TO GET INTHAT.

>> STEPHEN: YEAH.

(LAUGHTER)IS THIS A STRICT SORT OF

BAND-MATE RELATIONSHIP, OR IS ITFATHER-SON -- DO YOU HAVE TO

SAY, DON'T MAKE ME PULL THISTOUR BUS OVER?

COME BACK HERE, YOUNG MAN?

(LAUGHTER)>> NO, MY WIFE AND I ALWAYS JOKE

THAT HE'S THE MOST MATURE PERSONIN THE FAMILY, AND THAT'S

BECAUSE HE HAD BETTER PARENTSTHAN WE DID.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> STEPHEN: NOW, ACCORDING TOONE OF YOUR DAD'S SONGS, THE

GIRLS REALLY GO FOR THE HEAVYMETAL DRUMMERS, YOU KNOW, ON THE

LANDING IN THE SUMMER.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUTPLAYING HEAVY METAL?

>> WELL, NOT SO MUCH.

I MEAN, I MIGHT BORROW A FEWDRUM TECHNIQUES FROM

THE HEAVY METAL WORLD BUT I'LLSTICK TO FOLK IN OUR NICE

LOW-KEY ROCK. I CAN'T USE "LOWKEY"

>> STEPHEN: THE NAME OF THESONG TONIGHT IS LOW-KEY.

WE'LL GET TO IT.

>> YOU SHOULD SHOW EVERYBODYTHAT PICTURE OF HIM RIGHT THERE.

>> STEPHEN: THIS IS ANEXTRAORDINARY PICTURE OF YOUR

FATHER.

>> NOT THAT ONE.

>> STEPHEN: THERE WE GO.

(LAUGHTER)IS THIS WHAT YOU WERE WEARING

WHEN YOU MET HIS MOTHER?

>> PROBABLY.

(LAUGHTER)>> STEPHEN: WELL, SPENCER,

JEFF, THANK YOU SOMUCH.

THE BAND IS TWEEDY, THE ALBUM IS"SUKIERAE."

WE'LL BE BACK WITH A PERFORMANCEBY TWEEDY. STICK AROUND

>> STEPHEN: HERE WITH A SONGOFF THEIR NEW ALBUM "SUKIERAE,"

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TWEEDY.

(APPLAUSE)♪♪

♪ I WANT TO LET IT BE KNOWN♪ EVER SINCE I WAS YOUNG

♪ I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A REFUGEE♪ OF THE VERY HIGH STRUNG

♪ I'VE ALWAYS BEEN LOW KEY♪ LET'S LET THE RECORD SHOW

♪ NO, I WON'T JUMP FOR JOY♪ I DON'T

♪ IF I GET EXCITED♪ NOBODY'S KNOWS (NOBODY KNOWS)

♪ AAHH (AHHH)♪ BUT I'M GOING LOVE YOU THE

SAME♪ I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FOOL

♪ AND WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE I DON'TCARE

♪ I'M JUST PLAYING IT COOL♪ NO, I WON'T JUMP FOR JOY

♪ I DON'T♪ IF I GET EXCITED

♪ NO ONE WILL KNOW (NO ONE WILLKNOW)

♪ AAAH (AAAH)♪ I'VE ALWAYS BEEN LOW KEY

♪ YOU KNOW ME♪♪

♪♪♪ I'VE ALWAYS BEEN LOW KEY

♪♪♪ I'VE ALWAYS BEEN LOW KEY

♪ YOU KNOW ME♪ NO, I WON'T JUMP FOR JOY

♪ I DON'T♪ IF I GET EXCITED

♪ NOBODY KNOWS (NOBODY KNOWS)♪ AAAH (AAAH)

♪ I'M GONNA LOVE YOU THE SAME♪ I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FOOL

♪ AND WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE I DON'TCARE

♪ I'M JUST PLAYING IT COOL♪ NO, I WON'T JUMP FOR JOY

♪ I DON'T♪ WHEN I GET EXCITED

♪ NOBODY KNOWS♪♪

♪♪♪♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> STEPHEN: TWEEDY.

THE ALBUM IS "SUKIERAE"!

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: AND NOW, LADIESAND GENTLEMEN WATCHING THIS ON

THE WEB, WE PRESENT ANOTHERSLICE OF THE RAW SEXUALITY OF

TWEEDY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)♪♪

♪♪♪ I ONLY WANT TO FEEL

♪ THIS MORNING♪ CATCH THE AVENUE

♪ I INTEND TO STEAL♪ THIS MOMENT

♪ AS WE'RE MOVING THROUGH♪ MAKE MY RENDEZVOUS

♪ AS IF IT'S ALL I DO♪ I'M ABOUT TO FEEL IT LIFT

♪ SORROW FLOATS AWAY♪ OVER MILES OF OLD WORLD

♪ DARLING♪ HONEY I CAN'T COMPLAIN

♪ ONLY A WORLD AWAY♪ ONLY A WORLD AWAY

♪♪♪♪

♪ I'M ABOUT TO FREEZE THE SUN♪ SO LET ME FALL AWAY

♪ HOW IT COMES TO BE SO REALLY♪ NOTHINGS LEFT TO SAY

♪ ONLY A WORLD AWAY♪ ONLY A WORLD AWAY

♪ OUT OF BOUNDS OF MAPS CRAWL♪ OVER THE MOUNDS OF BONES

♪ IS HOW I CAME TO CALL YOULONESOME

♪ OVER THE TELEPHONE♪ OVER THE TELEPHONE

♪ ONLY A WORLD AWAY♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ I ONLY WANT TO FEEL

♪ THIS MORNING♪ CATCH THE AVENUE

♪ I INTEND TO STEAL♪ THIS MOMENT

♪ AS WE'RE MOVING THROUGH♪ MAKE MY RENDEZVOUS

♪ AS IF IT'S ALL I DO♪ I'M ABOUT TO FEEL IT LIFT

♪ SORROW FLOATS AWAY♪ OVER MILES OF OLD WORLD

DARLING♪ HONEY I CAN'T COMPLAIN

♪ ONLY A WORLD AWAY♪ ONLY A WORLD AWAY

♪♪♪♪

♪ I'M ABOUT TO FREEZE THE SUN♪ SO LET ME PLEASE EXPLAIN

♪ HOW IT COMES TO BE SO REALLY♪ NOTHINGS LEFT TO SAY

♪ ONLY A WORLD AWAY♪ ONLY A WORLD AWAY

♪ OUT OF BOUNDS OF MAPS CRAWL♪ OVER THE MOUNDS OF BONES

♪ IS HOW I CAME TO CALL YOULONESOME

♪ OVER THE TELEPHONE♪ OVER THE MICROPHONE

♪♪♪♪

♪♪♪♪

♪♪♪♪

♪ OUT OF BOUNDS OF MAPS CRAWL♪ OVER THE MOUNDS OF BONES

♪ IS HOW I CAME TO CALL YOULONESOME

♪ OVER THE MICROPHONE♪ OVER THE TELEPHONE

♪ IT'S ONLY A WORLD AWAY♪ IT'S ONLY A WORLD AWAY

♪ IT'S ONLY A WORLD AWAY♪ IT'S ONLY A WORLD AWAY

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: "SUKIERAE."

TWEEDY.

GOODBYE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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