Intro - 2/29/12

Aired:  02/29/12 Views: 4,562

A new way to help the poor emerges, the contraceptive debate heats up, and William Shatner eradicates the Colbert Report's tribbles. (0:33)

>> Stephen: TONIGHT TR +*RBGS'S

A NEW WAY TO HELP OUT THE POOR--

BUT DON'T WORRY, THERE'S STILL

DOZENS OF WAYS NOT TO.

(LAUGHTER)

THEN, THE CONTRACEPTION DEBATE

HEATS UP.

NOTE: HEATING IT UP IS NOT AN

EFFECTIVE FORM OF CONTRACEPTION.

(LAUGHTER)

AND MY GUEST IS ACTOR WILLIAM

SHATNER.

GOOD, BECAUSE THE STUDIO HAS A

MASSIVE TRIPLE INFESTATION.

(LAUGHTER)

NORTH KOREA AGREES TO SUSPEND

ITS NUCLEAR PROGRAM.

KIM JONG-IL MUST BE ROLLING OVER

IN HIS SHOE BOX!

THIS IS "THE COLBERT

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