Anthony Weiner Gym Photos

  • Aired:  06/13/11
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Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner. (2:51)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: WOW, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE REPORT, THANK

YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE REPORT.

GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

IT WAS A BATTLE FOR DOMINANT

THERE.

THERE WAS SOMEONE GOING

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, AND THEN

STEPHEN, STEPHEN OVER HERE

AND ONE PERSON CHANTING

STOOL!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WORD IT

JUST SLIPS OFF THE TONGUE.

SIT DOWN.

SIT DOWN.

SIT DOWN, YOU'RE

EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

LADY-- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I APOLOGISE AND I WILL NOT

EXPLAIN.

NATION, NATION, I NEVER

THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS BUT

I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE

WITH ANTHONY WEINER'S PENIS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: AND YES, I

REGRET PUTTING MY HAND

THERE.

BUT THIS WEEKEND MORE PHOTOS

OF THE CONGRESSMAN WERE

RELEASED.

IT'S A SERIES OF

SELF-PORTRAITS TAKEN IN THE

CONGRESSIONAL GYM LOCKER

ROOM SHOWING WEINER POSING

WHILE HOLDING HIS-- LET'S

SAY BARBELLS.

NOW I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

BUT ANY TIME A NEW WEINER

PHOTO COMES OUT AS A

TELEVISION HOST I'M

CONSTITUTIONALLY OBLIGED TO

SHOW THEM TO YOU.

I TOOK AN OATH.

WELL, FOLKS, ALL THAT ENDS

TONIGHT.

TO MAKE SURE THERE CAN BE NO

NEW PHOTOS OF A NAKED AND OR

TURGID ANTHONY WEINER, I

HAVE HAD MY GRAPHICS

DEPARTMENT PLACE A COW

DRAPED FRESHLY OILED ANTHONY

WEINER IN EVERY POSSIBLE

SCENARIO.

ARE YOU READY, JIMMY?

LET'S DO IT HERE'S THE

CONGRESSMAN AT A DAIRY

QUEEN.

IN A MOTORCYCLE SIDECAR.

ON THE LOG FLUME.

AT A PIE EATING CONTEST.

AS A BALLOON IN THE MACY'S

THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE AND

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, IN

SALVADOR DALI'S THE

PERSISTENCE OF MEMORIES.

OKAY?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I THINK-- I THINK WE'VE

COVERED IT.

I WILL NEVER SPEAK OF

ANTHONY WEINER AGAIN.

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