Scoobygate

  • Aired:  04/23/13
  •  | Views: 49,247

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie blatantly lies about his past to one of his constituents and derails his 2016 election ambitions. (3:01)

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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> STEPHEN!

STEPHEN!

STEPHEN!

>> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE REPORT,

EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

PLEASE, SIT DOWN.

FOLKS, THANK YOU FOR BEING IN

HERE, OUT THERE, I WANT TO

WELCOME EVERYBODY HERE.

NATION, EVER SINCE PRESIDENT

OBAMA WON RE-ELECTION IN

NOVEMBER, REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN

PINNING THEIR HOPES FOR 2016 ON

NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR AND GROWN-UP

CAMPBELL'S KID CHRIS CHRISTIE.

SADLY, A NEW SCANDAL HAS

EXPLODED THAT COULD DERAIL

CHRISTIE'S AMBITIONS.

HE WAS RECENTLY CAUGHT ON TAPE

BLATANTLY LYING TO ONE OF HIS

CONSTITUENTS ABOUT HIS PAST.

>> THIS IS YOUR TIME HERE.

GET THE MICROPHONE.

>> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW.

I LIKE TO WATCH SPORTS.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW.

>> SCOOBY DOO.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

FOUR.

WHEN I WAS FOUR, MY FAVORITE

SHOW WAS SCOOBY DOO TOO.

>> Stephen: SHOCKING.

SHOCKING THAT SCOOBY DOO IS

STILL ON THE AIR.

ALTHOUGH IN THE NEW EPISODE WHEN

THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS GUEST

STAR, THEY'RE JOINED BY THEIR

BUDDY KIM JONG-UN.

WELL, IT TURNS OUT CHRISTIE WAS

FULL OF SCOOBY DOO DOO AND HE

WAS EXPOSED BY PULITZER PRIZE

WINNING WATCHDOG GROUP

POLITIFACT WHO REPORTED GIVEN

THE GOVERNOR'S BIRTHDAY AND THE

OFFICIAL PREMIERE DATE OF SCOOBY

DOO CHRISTIE WOULD HAVE BEEN

SEVEN YEARS OLD NOT FOUR IF HE

WATCHED THE'S FIRST EPISODE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

CHRISTIE WAS WAS CLEARLY LYING

ABOUT WATCHING SCOOBY DOO WHEN

HE WAS FOUR.

AND HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY

WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR

THOSE MEDDLING KIDS.

MARK MY WORDS, SCOOBY-GATE,

TRADEMARK, WILL BRING CHRIS

CHRISTIE TO HIS KNEES FASTER

THAN A SHORT FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

REST ASSURED, NATION, REST

ASSURED, I WILL GET SOLVE THIS

MYSTERY JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE

CHILDHOOD CARTOON.

INSPECTOR GADGET.

>> INSPECTOR GADGET CAME ON THE

AIR IN 1983.

YOU WERE ALMOST 20 YEARS OLD.