Sign Off - Teleprompter Eulogy

  • Aired:  06/28/11
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Teleprompter inventor, Hubert Schlafly, leaves behind his technological legacy along with a message from beyond the grave. (1:19)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Stephen: OH, HELLO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BEFORE WE SIGN OFF, LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE TO END THE

SHOW ON AN UPBEAT NOTE: DEBT.

RECENT -- DEATH.

RECENTLY THE INVENTOR OF

TELEPROMPTER PASSED AWAY AT 91.

HIS DEVICE REVOLUTIONIZED THE

NEWS BUSINESS BEFORE.

TELEPROMPTERS CAME ALONG NEWSMEN

NEEDED TO KNOW WHAT WEAR TALKING

ABOUT.

I RERYE HEAVILY ON A

TELEPROMPTER AND NOT JUST AT

WORK.

HOW ELSE I COULD REMEMBER MY

WIFE'S NAME.

I JUST CALLED HER LADY ME.

YOU'LL BE SORELY MISSED.

DON'T STOP READING THIS, NEWSMAN

IT'S ME HUBERT, I PROGRAMMED

THIS TO BE DISPLAYED ON MY

DEATH.

INVESTIGATE MY ARCH PEOPLE NEMESIS

FINNOUS CUE CARD.

I DESTROYED HIS CAREER AND WIPED

OUT HIS INVENTION.

AVENGE ME, AVENGE ME EEEEE.

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