Sign Off - Welcome Baby Eli!

  • Aired:  02/06/14
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Stephen awards Jay the Intern a long-overdue promotion to celebrate the birth of his son. (0:57)

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,EVERYBODY.

THAT'S IT FOR THE REPORT, FOLKS.

BEFORE WE GO, I AM PROUD-- I AMPROUD TO INTRODUCE THE NEWEST

MEMBER OF THE COLBERT NATION,ELI FELIX KATSIR.

>> OH!

>> Stephen: SON OF MY INTERNJAY THE INTERN, AND HIS WIFE

ADINA, MY INTERN-IN-LAW.

( LAUGHTER )JAY HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR

ME, EXCEPT THE LAST 24 HOURS,WHEN HE DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR SOME

REASON.

( LAUGHTER )PROBABLY THE FLU.

WELL, WELCOME TO THE WORLD, ELI.

AND CONGRATULATIONS ON EARNINGTHE SAME SALARY AS YOUR FATHER.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

SPEAK OF WHICH, JAY, SINCE THISIS YOUR SECOND BABY I AM

PROMOTING YOU TO JUNIOREXECUTIVE INTERN.

IT DOES NOT COME WITH A SALARYBUMP BUT YOUR BUSINESS CARDS

WILL BE MORE IMPRESSIVE, OR THEYWOULD BE IF I GAVE YOU BUSINESS

CARDS.

AND REMEMBER, AS SOON AS ELI ISOLD ENOUGH TO CARRY A LATTE, I

OFFER NURSERY SCHOOL CREDIT.

GOOD NIGHT.

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