Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 1

  • Aired:  07/17/13
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Comedian Jerry Seinfeld puts no effort into his web series, "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee." (5:34)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A MEADE YEN

WHOM YOU MAY KNOW FROM COSTANZA.

PLEASE WELCOME JERRY SEINFELD.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HEY, JERRY, GOOD TO SEE YOU

AGAIN.

THANK YOU FOR COMING ON.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN.

>> GREAT, GREAT TO BE HERE.

Stephen: SO EXCITING TO SEE

YOU DOING A SHOW AGAIN.

>> YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Stephen: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

I'M TALKING ABOUT MY SHOW, OF

COURSE.

>> EXACTLY.

Stephen: BUT YOU HAD THE TV

SHOW ON THE NATIONAL BROADCAST.

>> I DID YES.

Stephen: NOW YOU'RE THE

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND STAR OF

THE WEB SERIES MEADE YENS AND

CARS GETTING COFFEE.

OKAY.

>> OKAY.

Stephen: WE DON'T HAVE TO

TALK ABOUT IT.

>> IT'S NOT REALLY AN EXECUTIVE

PRODUCER.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT?

WHO CALLS THE SHOTS, JERRY.

>> I DO.

Stephen: YOU'RE THE EXECUTIVE

PRODUCER.

YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF WHAT YOU

WANT.

YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF GRAND

VIZZIER BUT THE GUY WHO CALLS

THE SHOTS IS THE EXEC.

>> I'M NOT REALLY AN EXEC.

Stephen: ARE YOU DOING... DO

YOU HAVE A NETWORK BEHIND YOU?

>> I DO HAVE A NETWORK.

IT'S CALLED THE INTERNET.

>> Stephen: WOW.

THAT'S MY NETWORK.

Stephen: TELL ME ABOUT THIS.

I'M INTRIGUED.

IT'S VERY POPULAR WITH THE KIDS.

>> VERY POPULAR WITH THE KIDS.

Stephen: YOU ACTUALLY GET IN

A CAR WITH EVERY SHOW.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

Stephen: AND WITH A COMEDIAN.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHOW.

Stephen: I HAVE, YEAH.

VERY SIMPLE.

Stephen: IT IS VERY SIMPLE.

THE IDEA OF THE TITLE IS SO I

WOULDN'T HAVE TO ANSWER THESE

QUESTIONS.

THAT'S THE IDEA.

>> Stephen: I'M JUST MAKING SURE

THAT THERE'S NOT SOME SORT OF

SUB TEXT I DON'T UNDERSTAND

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, A CAR, YOU

KNOW, A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR

BUT A CAR CAN OFTEN BE A

SUBSTITUTE.

>> OKAY.

Stephen: YOU DESCRIBE THE

CAR.

YOU DESCRIBE THE CAR.

ONE OF THE THINGS I LIKE IS I

WAS WATCHING THE PORSCHE ONE.

WITH SETH MYERS.

AND YOU TAKE A LONG TIME

DESCRIBING THE CAR THAT YOU'RE

IN.

>> I DO LIKE CARS.

AND I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THEM

JUST FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES AT

THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW.

JUST BECAUSE IT'S A WEIRD THING

TO DO.

>> Stephen: YOU ALWAYS LIKE TO

DESCRIBE WHERE YOU ARE AND WHERE

YOU'RE SITTING.

>> YEAH, I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT

THINGS THAT WE'RE ALL INTERESTED

IN.

>> Stephen: WE'RE AT 151 WEST

54th STREET RIGHT NOW.

THAT CONVERTED TO THE DAILY

SHOW.

WHEN HE LEFT I TOOK IT OVER.

WE'RE AT A SOLID WOOD TABLE THAT

HAS A LEAF RIGHT HERE.

WE'RE IN TWO HERMAN MILLER

CHAIRS.

DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?

>> LOOK AT THAT.

IS THIS REALLY COFFEE.

>> Stephen: IT IS.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?

>> FOX.

THAT'S THE BEST KIND OF COFFEE.

>> Stephen: BASIC CABLE.

WE SPARE NO EXPENSE.

>> THIS IS GREAT.

Stephen: SO WHY THOSE THREE

THINGS?

I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK

ABOUT.

>> WHY DO I DESCRIBE THE CAR.

Stephen: WHY CARS, COFFEE AND

COMEDIANS?

>> BECAUSE... BECAUSE THEY'RE

THE THINGS OF NORMAL LIVING.

>> Stephen: COMEDIANS ARE NOT

NORMAL LIVING.

I'M NOT A COMEDIAN.

>> WELL, YOU ARE.

YOU'RE FUNNY.

>> Stephen: THEY'RE NOT NORMAL.

PEOPLE AT THE CLUB SAY I'M

FUNNY.

>> FOR ME THEY'RE NORMAL.

THIS IS MY NORMAL LIFE THAT I

THOUGHT MIGHT BE INTERESTING TO

SHOW PEOPLE IN A STRANGE

INTERNET KIND OF WAY.

>> Stephen: LET'S SHOW PEOPLE.

LET'S SHOW THEM RIGHT NOW.

>> YEAH.

THE ABILITY TO TALK TO A LOT

OF PEOPLE IS FREAKISH.

IT'S MORE FREAKISH TO BE ABLE TO

RUN FAST OR DUNK A BASKETBALL OR

ANY OF THOSE OTHER THINGS.

IT'S FREAKISH.

>> DO YOU THINK SUPERMAN COULD

TALK TO A THOUSAND PEOPLE AT ONE

TIME?

>> YES.

HE CAN GET THEIR ATTENTION

BECAUSE HE HAS TO BEND SOMETHING

FIRST BUT TO JUST GET UP IN

FRONT OF A THOUSAND PEOPLE AND

START TALKING.

>> GIVE HIM A FEW MINUTES AND

THEN...

>> THEY WOULD LOSE THE ROOM.

BURN SOMETHING WITH HIS X-RAY

VISION OR SOMETHING.

HE FLIES AND COMES BACK.

OKAY.

I'VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Stephen: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

WE'VE GOT THE BEAUTIFUL CAR AT

THE TOP.

BEAUTIFUL PHOTOGRAPHY.

>> THANK YOU.

Stephen: THE SHOW AT THE TOP

IS LIKE MIXED WITH A NIJELLA

LAWSON KIND OF FOOD PORN

PHOTOGRAPHY.

IN THE MIDDLE YOU'VE GOT TWO

VERY ENTERTAINING PEOPLE JUST

TALKING TO EACH OTHER.

>> RIGHT.

Stephen: DO YOU PUT ANY

EFFORT INTO THE SHOW AT ALL?

>> YEAH.

Stephen: YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE

YOU'RE JUST KIND OF BIC R

WINGING IT IN A BEAUTIFUL WAY

BUT TOTAL WINGING IT.

>> WHEN I'M DOING THE SHOW, NO.

I PUT NO EFFORT INTO IT BECAUSE

WE DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE THAT

YOU AND I ARE VERY AWARE OF

RIGHT NOW.

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHAT

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

>> AND WE KNOW WE HAVE TO PLEASE

THEM TO KEEP YOU ON THE AIR.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Stephen: CAN YOU STICK

AROUND.

>> SURE, WHY NOT.

tephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

WITH MORE JERRY SEINFELD.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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