@RealHumanPraise for Fox News

  • Aired:  11/04/13
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To offset criticism of Fox News on Twitter, Stephen introduces an account that tweets positive reviews from real people, as assembled by bots. (3:49)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,EVERYBODY, THANK YOU VERY

MUCH.

FOLKS, IF YOU WATCHED THIS,AND I HOPE YOU DO, YOU MUST

KNOW THAT IT WOULD NOT BEPOSSIBLE WITHOUT THE

ALL-STAR TEAM OF PATRIOTSOVER FOX NEWS.

THEY'RE LIKE THE HARLEMGLOBE TROT TERS OF PEOPLE

WITHOUT DO NOT TROT THEHARLEM.

AS ALL THINGS TO NEWSCORPORATE FOUNDER AND

WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL RAISINRUPERT MURR DOCHBLINGT THAT

IS WHY I'M PERSONALLY SOENRAGED ABOUT THE PAUDRY HIT

JOB MURDOCH WORLD WRITTEN BYJOURNALISTIC HACK DAVID

FALLENFLICK WHO IS MY GUESTTONIGHT.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING, SIR,IT'S AN HONOR.

TO YOU LISTEN TO HOW, AND IHOPE I CAN SAY THAT WORD ON

THE AIR, HAS BEEN ACCUSINGNEWS CORPORATE-- NEWS CORP.

OF PUBLIC RELATION SKULLDUGGERY.

>> THEY HAD STAFFERS FORYEARS GO ON-LINE AND REBUT

EVERY BLOG POST THAT WASNEGATIVE, EVERY ARTICLE.

>> FOX STAFFERS EXPECTED TOCOUNTER NOT JUST NEGATIVE,

EVEN NEUTRAL BLOG POSTINGSBUT THE ANTI-FOX COMMENTS

BENEATH THEM.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TOPOLICE THE COMMENTS SECTION,

THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANTPART OF A ON-LINE ARTICLE.

IT IS THE ONLY REASON I KNOWTHAT THE ONGOING WAR IN

SYRIA IS GAY RON PAUL 2012.

NOW FOX, FOX BUILT ITSCOMMENTING ARMY FROM THE

GROUND UP AND ALSO OUT OFTHE THIN AIR DOWN.

BECAUSE ONE FORMER STAFFERRECALLED USING 20 DIFFERENT

ALIASES TO POST PRO FOXRANTS.

ANOTHER HAD 100.

I MEAN THEY HAD TO DO THAT.

FOX NEWS'S ACTUAL AUDIENCECAN'T GO ON THE INTERNET.

THEY STILL CALL IT THAT ROCK'N' ROLL TELEGRAM.

BUT OF COURSE THAT WAS ALLBLOC POSTINGS.

THESE DAYS PEOPLE GET THEIRNEWS VIA THE TWITTER BIRD

AND FOX CAN'T POLICE THETWATEVERSE BY THEMSELVES.

SO FOLKSING I'M STEPPING IN.

ONE OF MY WRITERS ROB DUBINWHOSE NAME IS SPECIFICALLY

NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THISSCRIPT, DESIGNED A TWITTER

ALGORITHM TO PICK UP WHEREFOX NEWS LEFT OFF.

INTRODUCING@REALHUMANPRAISETWITTER'S PREMIER SOURCE FOR

LEGITIMATE REVIEWS FROM 100%PEOPLE.

AS ASSEMBLED BY BOTH.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS.

EVERY TWO MEANS@REAL HUMANPRAISE TAKES A POSITIVE FILM

REVIEW FROM ROTTEN TOM TOMAND SWAPS IN THE NAMES OF

BELOVED FOX NEWS SHOWS ANDPERSONALITIES.

FOR INSTANCE, THIS ONE USEDTO BE A POSITIVE REVIEW FOR

THE HORROR CLASSIC THE OMENBUT NOW IT READS ALL

REFERENCES TO PROPHECY ANDTHE ANTI-CHRIST ASIDE

SHEPHERD MISREPORTINGACHIEVES THIS HORROR THE

OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

>> THAT'S GOOD.

>> PERSONALLY I CANNOT WAITTO GET THE BOT UP AND RUNG.

OH WAIT, WE LAUNCHED IT AWEEK AGO AND IT'S ALREADY

POSTED 5,000 TWEETS?

INCLUDING SUCH RAVES AS IFMIKE HUCKABEE DOESN'T FIND

YOU WISHING YOU HAD A GUN ONYOU, THIS IS ONE OF HIS

BETTER EFFORTS.

THE TELLE FILE EMPHASIZESTHE PURPOSE OF FAIRY TEAMS

IN OUR LIVES AND THE WAY AFANTASY CAN HELP US SEE

REALITY MORE CLEARLY.

SPECIAL REPORT WITH BRETTBAYER IS THE MOST FUN YOU'LL

HAVE WHILE WATCHING SOMEONEDESTROY THEMSELVES.

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING IT,

HANNITY LIVES UP TO ITSTITLE.

>> TRUE-- TRUER WORDS HAVENEVER BEEN.

>> THE FOX IS POSTING WITHTHE HASHTAG PRAISE FOX AND

LIKE BILL O REILLY WILL JUSTKEEP TALKING UNTIL SOMEONE

PULLS THE PLUG.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

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