Pro-Pot Laws & Pointers

  • Aired:  10/08/13
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Seattle police use Doritos bags to spread the word about Washington's marijuana laws, and Attorney General Eric Holder serves as mayor of Cloud City. (3:19)

ANYWAY, NATIONWIDE, RIGHT NOW, IWANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE

DANGEROUS SIDE EFFECTS OF APOPULAR DRUG.

BUT FIRST LET ME ASK YOU AQUESTION?

WHO HERE SMOKES WEED?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

SADLY, ONE OF THE SIDE EFFECTESOF MARIJUANA USE IS MINDLY

HOLLERING WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORD"WEED."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )YOU SEE THIS SHAMEFUL TURN OF

EVENTS IS ALREADY HITTING MYSTUDIO.

AMERICA IS SURRENDERING IN THEWAR ON DRUGS.

21 STATE HAVE LEGAL IDTWMARIJUANA FOR MEDICAL PURPOSES,

AND JUST LAST YEAR, IT WAS MADELEGAL FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES

IN COLORADO AND WASHINGTONSTATE.

OR SHOULD I SAY CHEECH-ARADO ANDWASHING-CHONG.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )IN ALL TWO OF THOSE STATES, THE

COPS HAVE STOPPED CRACKING DOWNTO O SPARKING UP.

>> SEATTLE POT SMOKERS AREGETTING AN EDUCATION THIS WEEK.

IN AN EFFORT TO GET THE WORD OUTABOUT THE STATE'S NEW MARIJUANA

LAWS, SEATTLE POLICE WENT TO THEANNUAL FESTIVAL KNOWN AS HEMP

FEST, AND THEY PASSED OUT BAGSOF DREETS DROOETOZE WITH THE

DO'S AND DON'TS OF GETTING HIGHIN THE STATE.

AMONG THE TIPS-- KIND OFOBVIOUS-- DON'T DRIVE HIGH.

DON'T SMOKE POT IN PUBLIC.

BUT IT SAYS DO LISTEN TO "DARKSIDE OF MOON" AT A REASONABLE

VOLUME.

( LAUGHTER )#A!

>> Stephen: WHAT?

POLICE SHOULD NOT BE ENCOURAGINGDRUG USE.

AND YOU CANNOT LISTEN TO "DARKSIDE OF THE MOON" AT A

REASONABLE VOLUME.

YOU WILL MISS ALL THE DEPTH FROMTHE SONG MONEY, FROM 7-4, TO

4-4, AND GILMORE LAYS DOWN ASLICK SOLO BASE ON THE PENT

TONIC SCALE, IS WHAT I'M TOLD BYONE OF MY EDITORS.

( APPLAUSE )WORST OF ALL, FOLKS, DESPITE POT

POSSESSION BEING A FEDERALCRIME, ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC

HOLDER SAYS HE IS WILLING TO LETTHESE PRO-POT LAWS INTO EFFECT.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THEMAYOR OF CLOUD CITY?

( LAUGHTER )THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ONLY HAS

ONE DON'T DO FOR YOUR DOOBY-DO.

>> THE D.O.J. RULING ON THURSDAYTHAT THE STATES CAN LET PEOPLE

SMOKE, GROW, AND BUY POTLEGALLY.

AS LONG AS THE TRUCK IS KEPTAWAY FROM KIDS AND USED SAFELY.

>> Stephen: SAFELY?

HOW CAN YOU KEEP TODAY'SMEDICAL-GRADE DISPENSARY DAIFNG

AWAY FROM KIDS WITH FUN NAMESLIKE ALIEN DOG AND BUBBA-KUSH.

THEY ALREADY SOUND LIKE STONERHEROES FOR A CARTOON NETWORK.

JUST IMAGINE THE ADVENTURESTHEY'D HAVE ON THEIR COUCH

WATCHING CARTOON NETWORK.�iFOLKS, IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT POT

IS NO LONGER BAD FOR URS.

THE DOPE PUSHERS ARE NOW TRYINGTO TELL US IT'S THE SOLUTION FOR

ALL OUR FISCAL PROBLEMS, LIKETHE MICHIGAN STATE LAWMAKER WHO

IS PROPOSING TO LEGALIZE AND TAXMARIJUANA TO BOOST FUNDING FOR

ROAD REPAIR IN THE PLANSUPPORTERS CALLED "POT FOR

POTHOLES."

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

YEAH, MAYBE THAT WOULD WORK, BUTONCE THEY FIX EVERY POTHOLE,

WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'LLLEGALIZE TO FIX EVERY CRACK?

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).��