For legal and tax reasons, the black, sticky stuff that surged through an Arkansas suburb isn't classified as oil; it's "diluted bitumen." (3:41)
>> Stephen: TONIGHT, THE OBAMA
ADMINSTRATION LAUNCHES A NEW
SCIENCE INITATIVE.
WE ALREADY HAVE THE POTATO
CLOCK, WHAT MORE IS THERE TO
KNOW?
[LAUGHTER]
AND MY GUEST, NIH DIRECTOR,
DR. FRANCIS COLLINS, IS TRYING
TO MAP THE HUMAN BRAIN.
THANK GOD.
I GET LOST UP THERE ALL THE
TIME.
[LAUGHTER]
THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND GOT A $7.5
MILLION RAISE.
IT WAS THAT OR LOSE HER TO THE
MIAMI HEAT.
[LAUGHTER]
THIS IS "THE COL
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