Colbert Super PAC - Herman Cain's Fundraising & Rush Limbaugh's Stereotypes

  • Aired:  11/03/11
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Herman Cain's sexual harassment scandal doesn't hurt his campaign fundraising, and Rush Limbaugh shares his racial stereotype expertise. (5:45)

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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY

MUCH WELCOME BACK.

FOLKS, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

YOU BUT I AM SICK TO DEATH

OF THE MEDIA HOUNDING HERMAN

CAIN OVER HIS SEXUAL

HARASSMENT SETTLEMENT WITH

TWO OR THREE OF HIS FORMER

EMPLOYEES.

AND NOW ONE OF THE SETTLES

MIGHT GO PUBLIC JUST BECAUSE

HER LAWYER CLAIMS THAT

HERMAN CAIN BROKE THE

CONFIDENTIALITY TERMS OF THE

AGREEMENT BY COMMENTING ON

ITS SPECIFICS.

HEY, CAIN DIDN'T COMMENT ON

IT HE WENT ON TV AND

GESTURED ON IT, AND HELD A

PRESS CONFERENCE, AND SANG

ON IT ♪ AMAZING GRACE ♪

♪ WILL ALWAYS BE ♪

♪ MY THOUGHT OF PRAISE ♪

♪.

>> Stephen: YES, AMAZING

GRACE WILL ALWAYS BE HIS

SONG OF PRAISE, EXCEPT WHEN

HE'S SINGING THIS SONG WHICH

IS ABOUT THE SONG AMAZING

GRACE BUT APPEARS TO BE SUNG

TO THE TUNE OF DANNY BOY.

JUST LIKE I SING ABOUT

LOVING DANNY BOY TO THE TUNE

OF STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.

♪ THERE'S A SONG THAT I

LOVE ♪

♪ AND IT'S CALLED DANNY

BOY ♪

♪ AND I ONLY SING THAT SONG

NOT THIS ONE ♪

♪ THAT MAKES ME WONDER ♪

♪ ANYWAY, THAT'S THE SONG.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: I AWAIT YOUR

LAWSUIT.

THE FACT IS, WE ALL KNOW

THESE ACCUSATIONS ARE ONLY

ABOUT ONE THING.

>> DO YOU THINK THAT HERMAN

CAIN SHOULD BE PREPARED FOR

MORE OF THIS BECAUSE HE IS A

BLACK CONSERVATIVE?

>> HERMAN CAIN REPRESENTS A

THREAT TO LIBERAL-- A

LIBERAL NARRATIVE THAT

SUGGESTS THAT CONSERVATIVES

ARE RACIST.

>> THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA HAVE

LAUNCHED AN UNCONSCIONABLE

RACIALLY STEREOTYPICAL

ATTACK ON AN INDEPENDENT,

SELF-RELIANT CONSERVATIVE

BLACK.

>> Stephen: YES, IT IS A

STEREOTYPE, NOT ALL BLACK

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

SEXUALLY HARASS.

JUST LIKE NOT ALL OLD FAT

MEN ARE JOLLY.

AND--

(APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: FOLKS, WHEN IT

COMES TO RACIAL STEREOTYPES,

RUSH KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING

ABOUT IT.

>> LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS

WAY, THE NFL ALL TOO OFTEN

LOOKS LIKE A GAME BETWEEN

THE BLOODS AND THE CRIPS

WITHOUT ANY WEAPONS.

>> DAY, DAY MARK AND THE

STANDARD.

WHO DATA.

WHO DATA SAY THEY MOCKING

THE STANDARD, AL SHARPTON

SAY DAY MOCKING THE

STANDARD.

HOW MANY PEOPLE REALLY THINK

OF OBAMA AS BLACK.

HE'S NOT FROM THE HOOD.

HE'S NOT FROM THE MOVEMENT.

WHEN I HEAR CHINESE OR

JAPANESE T SOUNDS LIKE ALL

THE SAME WORD.

>> Stephen: KHIE BA BA

INDEED.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT RUSH WAS

ALSO THE VOICE OF JAR JAR

PINKS.

BUT FOLKS, THIS IS NOT GOING

TO DERAIL THE CAIN TRAIN.

>> NONE OF THIS APPEARS TO

BE HURTING MR. CAIN IN TERMS

OF FUND-RAISING.

HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER MARK

BLOUNT MADE ALL THIS

CONTROVERSY.

THE CAMPAIGN MANAGED TO

RAISE ABOUT $250,000.

>> Stephen: 250,000 DOLLARS,

WOW.

IN THAT CASE, NATION,

COLBERT SUPERPAC NEEDS YOUR

HELP NOW MORE THAN EVER.

FOLKS, WE ARE SO CLOSE TO

REACHING OUR GOAL OF MORE

MONEY.

AND FOLKS, IT HAS COME TO MY

ATTENTION THAT I AM ABOUT TO

BE ACCUSED OF SEXUAL

HARASSMENT.

I DO DON'T KNOW WHY, MAYBE

BECAUSE I'M IRISH.

LET'S FIND OUT THE DETAILS.

JAY, GET OUT HERE.

JAY THE INTERN, EVERYBODY.

GOOD TO SEE YOU, HOW ARE YOU,

BUDDY.

>> GOOD.

>> Stephen: NOW JAY, I'M

UNAWARE OF EVER SEXUALLY

HARASSING YOU.

ARE YOU UNAWARE OF THAT

ALSO.

>> I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK

ABOUT THAT BECAUSE OF THE

AGREEMENT.

>> Stephen: RIGHT, RIGHT

THAT IS ONE OF THE THINGS

THAT I AM UNAWARE OF.

YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT WITH

THAT PRETTY LITTLE MOUTH OF

YOURS.

>> I GOT TO GO ON A COFFEE

RUN.

>> Stephen: YOU STAY RIGHT

THERE, JAY.

NOT THAT I DON'T ENJOY

WATCHING YOU WALK AWAY.

REMEMBER, FOLKS, COLBERT

SUPERPAC.COM IS NOW TAKING

DONATIONS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

OKAY, JAY, AS PER OUR

AGREEMENT, YOU HAVE TO

MAINTAIN YOUR AN ON IMITY,

OKAY SO, LET'S GET THAT AN

ON IMITY MASK ON YOU.

JUST PUT THAT ON.

OKAY.

(LAUGHTER)

THERE YOU GO.

LOOKS GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, JAY, NOW I

CERTAINLY HOPE ARE YOU NOT

ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRIES.

THERE WE GO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALL RIGHT.

AND THIS IS JUST BOILERPLATE

DON'T TOUCH ME STUFF, RIGHT.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: OKAY, GREAT, JAY

THE INTERN, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

FOLKS, ONCE AGAIN THAT'S

COLBERT SUPERPAC.COM.

AND JUST TO SWEETEN THE DEAL,

I AM ALSO UNAWARE OF EVER

SEXUALLY HARASSING HERMAN

CAIN.

PLEASE, GIVE GENEROUSLY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK