Ukraine in the Membrane

  • Aired:  05/07/14
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Republicans urge President Obama to take military action as pro-Russian militias tighten their grip on Ukraine. (3:08)

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

THANKS SO MUCH.

NOW NATION, I HAVE BEENTRYING MY BEST TO IGNORE THE

UKRAINE.

(LAUGHTER)AND I MEAN FROM THE VERY

BEGINNING.

I REFUSE TO EVEN ACKNOWLEDGEHETMAN BOHDAN KHMELNYTSKY'S

1648 UPRISING AGAINST POLAND.

UNFORTUNATELY EVENTS INUKRAINE KEEP ANNEXING THE

NEWS.

ARMED PRO RUSSIAN MILITIASHAVE SEIZED GOVERNMENT

BUILDINGS IN SEVERALUKRAINIAN CITIES, INCLUDING

DONETSK, SLOVYANSK AND-- I'MGOING TO SAY CHIEF.

AND OVER THE PAST WEEKENDTHINGS WENT UKRAINE IN THE

MEMBRANE.

>> UKRAINE LAUNCHED ITSSTRONGEST ATTACK SO FAR ON

PRO RUSSIAN MILITIAS.

>> THE UKRAINIAN GOVERNMENTIS LAUNCHING A LARGE SCALE

ANTI-TERROR OPERATION TORECAPTURE THE EASTERN CITY

OF SLOVIANSK,THIS AS THE VIOLENCE IN

UKRAINE ESCALATES.

>> Stephen: AND FOLKS, IF WELOSE EASTERN UKRAINE TO

RUSSIA, THE NEXT THING YOUKNOW THERE GOES SPRING BREAK

IN ZAPORIZHIA, OBLASQT ANDALL OF THIS IS DUE TO THE ACTION

OF ONE UNHINGED DICTATOR,BARACK OBAMA.

THANKS IT HIS WEAKNESS PUTINIS RUNNING WILD.

>> HE KEEPS TELLING PUTIN DON'TWORRY WE AREN'T GOING TO DO

ANYTHING MILITARILY.

>> HE IS READ BY THE REST OFTHE WORLD AS WEAK.

>> IT IS REALLY AWEAK-- REALLY, I AM NOT

SAYING THAT WITH ANYPARTISAN STUFF, I MEAN, BUT

YOU KNOW, COME ON.

THE PRESIDENT-- SEEMSUNWILLING TO TAKE STEPS

THAT REALLY WOULD IMPRESSTHE RUSSIANS.

>> Stephen: YEAH, YOU GOT TOIMPRESS THE RUSSIANS.

AND HOW HARD COULD THAT BE.

THEIR IDEA OF ENTERTAINMENTIS PUTTING THINGS INSIDE

OTHER THINGS.

THAT'S THEIR SEINFELD.

BUT OUR COMMANDER IN WEAKJUST DOESN'T HAVE WHAT IT

TAKES TO STAREPUTIN DOWN.

MEANWHILE PUTIN HAS SO MUCHSACK-SKI HE TOLD THE

UKRAINIANS TO WITHDRAW ALLMILITARY UNITS FROM THE

SOUTHEASTERN REGIONS OFTHEIR OWN COUNTRY.

THAT IS BOLD.

THAT IS LIKE TELLING YOURNEIGHBOR TO WITHDRAW TO THE

COUCH BECAUSE YOU WANT TOANNEX THE SOUTHEASTERN REGONS

OF HIS WIFE.

NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY THEPRESIDENT ISN'T JUST

LISTENING TO THESE PEOPLE.

>> WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WASTHE ADMINISTRATION, I WOULD

HELP ARM THE UKRAINIANPEOPLE SO THEY CAN DEFEND

THEMSELVES.

>> THE UKRAINIANS WILL FIGHTAND FOR US NOT TO GIVE THEM

THE CAPABILITY TO DEFENDTHEMSELVES IS WORSE THAN

SHAMEFUL.

>> WE REALLY SHOULD PROVIDESOME DEFENSIVE WEAPONRY.

>> I THINK IT IS TIME FOR US TO CONSIDER ANTI-TANK

WEAPONRY, ANTI-AIRCRAFTWEAPONRY.

>> DEPUTY DOG IS RIGHT.

WE MUST-- WE MUST ARM THESEANTI-RUSSIAN FORCES WITH

ROCKET LAUNCHERS.

IT WORKED SO WELL WITH THEMUJAHIDEEN IN AFGHANISTAN.

AND THAT NEVER BIT US IN THEASS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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