Stephen's Spring Break

  • Aired:  03/26/12
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Stephen enjoyed 84 degrees on the islands while New Yorker suckers were stuck shivering in 82 degrees. (1:49)

( THEME SONG PLAYING )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ,

EVERYBODY.

>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN,

STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YOU'RE VERY KIND.

WELCOME TO THE REPORT.

GOOD TO YOU HAVE WITH US.

FOLKS, I HAVE TO TELL YOU, A DAY WITHOUT YOU CHANTING IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE.

LAST WEEK I TOOK A LITTLE BREAK FROM THE WINTER DEEP FREEZE DOWN IN THE ISLANDS.

I WAS SIPPING DAIQUIRIES ON THE BEACH, ENJOYING 84 DEGREES WHILE YOU SUCKERS

WERE STUCK HERE SHIVERING YOUR BALLS OFF IN 82 DEGREES.

(LAUGHTER) NOW SPRING HAS SPRUNG A LITTLE EARLY THIS YEAR.

AND SO I'M GOING TO SAY WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING.

PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL IS A LIAR!

REALLY!

SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER?

OH REALLY?

YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP,

PHIL, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS.

(LAUGHTER) I PUT ALL MY INVESTMENTS INTO PARKAS, SWISS MISS AND ROAD SALT.

I AM RUINED!

FOLKS, I BELIEVE WE HAVE ALL BEEN PUNKSED ANYWAY, NOW THAT SPRING IS HERE,

FOLKSING, I AM GOING TO PUT WHATEVER LITTLE MONEY I HAVE LEFT INTO NEST TWIGS AND FLOWER NECTAR.

I'M TO THE GOING TO TELL Y

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