Glenn-Livid

  • Aired:  08/26/10
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Besides the date, the location, the march and the threat of assassination, Glenn Beck's rally has nothing to do with Martin Luther King Jr. (6:14)

>> SPEAKING OF FOX NEWS, NATION,

I AM BRIMMING WITH ANTICIPATION.

I FEEL LIKE A GIDDY SCHOOL GIRL

ON CHRISTMAS EVE THE NIGHT

BEFORE I MARRY SANTA.

[LAUGHTER]

BECAUSE IN JUST TWO DAYS,

SATURDAY, AUGUST 28th, GLENN

BECK'S RESTORING HONOR TO

AMERICA CEREMONY WILL BE HELD IN

WASHINGTON, D.C.

AND THIS ISN'T JUST SOME PICNIC,

THIS IS THE PICNIC THAT CHANGES

EVERYTHING.

>> IT MAY NOT CHANGE AMERICA

TOMORROW.

IT MAY.

IT MAY NOT CHANGE AMERICA

TOMORROW.

I KNOW IT WILL IN 25 YEARS.

BECAUSE SOMEWHERE THERE WILL BE

AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD BOY OR GIRL

THAT WILL RISE TO BE THE NEXT

GEORGE WASHINGTON.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Stephen: THANKS TO GLEN

SOME BEAUTIFUL EIGHT-YEAR-OLD

WILL GROW UP TO BE A

HATCHET-WIELDING TOOTHLESS SLAVE

OWNER.

AND TO THE CRITICS OUT THERE IN

THE LAME-STREAM MEDIA WHO SAY

THAT

A FORMER MORNING ZOO D.J. CAN'T

CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY,

MAY I REMIND YOU THAT MOTHER

THERESA STARTED OUT AS MAMA T

AND LARRY LEPER WITH THE BLACK

HOLE OF CALCUT-UPS!

Z-95 PUTS THE BANG IN BANGALORE!

NOW, NO SURPRISE, FOLKS.

THE RESTORING HONOR HATERS OUT

THERE ARE UPSET THAT GLENN IS

HOLDING HIS 8/28 RALLY ON THE

STEPS OF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL,

THE EXACT LOCATION AND DATE OF

MARTIN LUTHER KING'S "I HAVE A

DREAM" SPEECH.

WELL, BIG WHOOP.

8/28 IS ALSO THE BIRTHDAY OF

JASON PRIESTLEY.

YOU DON'T SEE HIS PANTIES IN A

BUNCH.

THOUGH I WOULDN'T MIND.

BESIDES, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO

WITH KING.

>> SOMEBODY SAID ABOUT ME THE

OTHER DAY BECAUSE I'M DOING THIS

EVENT ON 8/28 AND IT'S THE

ANNIVERSARY OF MARTIN LUTHER

KING AND GLENN BECK IS HIJACKING

THAT MOVE.

, WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS, THE

REPLACEMENT FOR MARTIN LUTHER

KING.

FIRST OF ALL, NO.

SECOND OF ALL, YES.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Stephen: I'D SAY THAT ABOUT

COVERS IT.

HE'S NOT TRYING TO REPLACE

DR. KING, AS HE TOLD KING'S

NIECE.

>> AFTER WE ANNOUNCED IT, I WENT

DOWN AND I STOOD ON THE STARE

WHERE YOUR UNCLE STOOD, AND I'M

GOING TO CHOKE UP JUST TALKING

ABOUT IT.

>> Stephen: I'M GOING TO GET

CHOKED UP LISTENING TO YOU TALK

ABOUT IT.

I'M SORRY.

KEEP GOING.

>> IT IS... WHAT WENT THROUGH MY

MIND WAS, WHO THE HELL DO YOU

THINK YOU ARE?

IT IS SUCH AN HISTORIC PLACE TO

BE.

PEOPLE ARE SAYING NOW THAT I AM

TRYING TO DISTORT CIVIL RIGHTS

HISTORY, I'M TRYING THE STEAL

HIS LEGACY, ET CETERA, ET

CETERA.

NOTHING OF THE KIND.

I AM GOING TO BE SEVERAL STAIRS

DOWN FROM WHERE HE STOOD.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Stephen: SEVERAL STAIRS

DOWN.

THAT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

IN THE SAME WAY I MAY PLAN TO

GROW A CHIN-STRAP BEARD, MARRY A

GIRL AND GO TO THE FORD THEATER

TO GET SHOT IN THE HEAD, BUT NOT

LIKE LINCOLN, SEVERAL ROWS DOWN.

AND I'M IN THE ONLY ONE HOPING

TO GET SHOT IN THE HEAD.

SO IS GLENN BECK.

>> I'M NOT SUICIDAL.

I'M NOT DEPRESSED.

I DON'T LIKE TO SWIM WITH THE

FISHES.

I DON'T LIKE CONCRETE BOOTS.

I'M A VERY GOOD DRIVER.

I JUST HAD MY BRAKES CHECKED.

SO IF SOMETHING HAPPENS, I THINK

YOU MIGHT KNOW WHO DID IT.

>> Stephen: OH, MY GOD, GLEN'S

CHALKBOARD IS GOING TO KILL HIM.

SO, SO BESIDES THE DATE, THE

LOCATION, THE MARCH AND THE

THREAT OF ASSASSINATION, THIS

HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH KING.

IT'S ABOUT SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE.

>> MY CRITICS ARE RIGHT.

I DO HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON

WITH HOWARD BEALE.

>>THEY'RE NOT AFRAID OF ME.

THEY'RE AFRAID OF YOU, JUST LIKE

GANDHI.

I HADN'T SEEN JESUS IN WHAT HE

WOULD DO IN TALK SHOW ON FOX,

BUT I'M GOING TO TRY.

>> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND,

HOWARD BEALE, GANDHI, JESUS AND

MARTIN LUTHER KING?

GLENN'S NOT JUST A TALK SHOW

HOST, HE'S THE MIGHTY MORPHIN

POWER MARTYR!

HE IS THE SAVIOR, THE ONE.

SOON GLENN WILL BE APPEARING

MANY AMERICA'S GRILLED CHEESE

SANDWICHES INSTEAD OF THE

CURRENT ARRANGEMENT WHERE

GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES APPEAR

INSIDE GLENN.

THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US,

BUT I AM READY, GLENN.

TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I WILL DRINK THE KOOL-AID.

MY NIKES ARE ALL LACED UP.

I'M READY TO FOLLOW YOU ON TO

YOUR SILVER FREEDOM SPACESHIP

THAT RUNS ON HUMAN TEARS.

I AM SURE, I AM CONFIDENT THAT

YOU ARE ABOUT TO GIVE THE MOST

INSPIRING, MIRACULOUS

WORLD-CHANGING SPEECH IN HUMAN

HISTORY.

IT'S GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE.

IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING.

IT'S GOING TO BE IN-CRAZING.

RIGHT, GLENN?

>> IT IS GOING TO BE AN HISTORIC

MOMENT.

IT'S GOING TO PROVIDE A SHOCK

WAVE TO THIS NATION.

SOMETHING MIRACULOUS IS GOING TO

HAPPEN.

THIS EVENT DOWN AT THE LINCOLN

MEMORIAL IS A DEFIBRILLATOR TO

THE HEART OF AMERICA.

8/28 WILL BE A MIRACLE, AND

YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE THINGS

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD.

>> Stephen: YES, IT MUST, AND

WHAT IS THE TRUTH THAT YOU WERE

ASKING ALL OF AMERICA TO GATHER

AT YOUR FEET TO HEAR?

>> TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS FOUR.

[LAUGHTER]

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