Radical Feminist Nuns

  • Aired:  06/11/12
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America's nuns clearly support the gay agenda, but one nun really has the Vatican's chasubles in a bunch. (3:16)

THAT ZEBRA WAS LIP SYNCING.

NOW NATION, YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW THE SHOW, YOU KNOW I'M A GOOD CATHOLIC.

SO NATURALLY I KEEP UP WITH THE LATEST CHURCH NEWS.

THE HOTTEST VESTMENTS FOR SUMMER.

HOW TO SPRUCE UP YOUR NAR-- NARTHEX AND THE LATEST VISITATION OF OUR LORD THIS

WEEK A FAMILY IN TEXAS FOUND JESS NEWS THEIR SHOWER GRIME.

WHICH CONFIRMED WHAT I'VE ALWAYS SAID, SCRUBBING BUBBLES ARE INSTRUMENTS OF THE DEVIL.

WELL, FOLKS, THE BIG NEWS IS THAT THE POPE IS FINALLY BRINGING THE HAMMER DOWN ON

A SUBVERSIVE SECT OF EXTREMISTS.

>> TENSIONS HAVE BEEN BUILDING FOR YEARS BETWEEN THE VATICAN AND AMERICA'S

CATHOLIC NUNS.

NOW THE VATICAN HAS REPRIMANDED SOME OF THE SISTERS.

>> THE VATICAN IS ACCUSING THE LARGEST ORGANIZATION OF CATHOLIC NUNS IN AMERICA OF

FALLING OUT OF LINE WITH CHURCH TEACHINGS AND PROMOTING RADICAL FEMINIST THEMES.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

NUNS ARE RADICAL FEM CYST-- FEMINISTS.

I'M NOT SURPRISED, THINK ABOUT TESTIMONY ALL WOMEN LIVING TOGETHER WITHOUT MEN

WEARING BAGGIE CLOTHES AND BURNING INCENSE.

YOU THROW IN SARAH MacLACHLAN YOU GOT LILITH FAIR.

HERE'S WHAT HAS GOT THE HOLY SEE HOLY SEETHING.

>> AMERICAN CATHOLIC NUNS ARE BEING CRITICIZE BY THE VATICAN FOR SPENDING TOO

MUCH TIME HELPING THE POOR AND NURSING THE SICK IN INSTEAD OF FIGHTING AGAINST

SAME SEX MARRIAGE AND BIRTH CONTROL.

>> THE VATICAN PRAISES THE NUNS FOR PROMOTING SOCIAL JUSTICE BUT SLAMS THEM FOR

PROTESTING CHURCH DOCTRINE ON WOMEN'S ORDINATION AND HOMOSEXUAL.

>> OH NUNS, CLEARLY SUPPORT THE GAY AGENDA.

WHY ELSE WOULD THEY BE ON BROADWAY.

NOW OF COURSE, THERE'S ONE NUN IN PARTICULAR WHO HAS REALLY GOT THE

VATICAN'S-- IN A BUNCH.

>> STRONG WORDS FROM THE VATICAN CONDEMNING A BOOK ON SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIPS,

REMARRIAGE AFTER DIVORCE,

AND SEX.

ITS AUTHOR A CATHOLIC NUN.

SISTER MARGARET FARLEY'S BOOK IS CALLED JUST LOVE, A FRAMEWORK FOR CHRISTIAN SEXUAL ETHICS.

THE VATICAN SAYS THE OPINION IS QUOTE NOT ACCEPTABLE.

>> WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES A NUN KNOW ABOUT SEX?

THAT WOULD BE LIKE AN ULTIMATE VITTING DVD RELEASED BY THE DALI LAMA.

HE'S KICKING ASS AND MAKING NAMASTES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) NOW ITS WORST PART, FOLKS S THAT SISTER FARLEY, NO JIM,

NO, SISTER MARGARET FARLEY,

THAT'S BETTER, SISTER FARLEY HAS A SECTION IN HER BOOK ON HOW WOMEN HAVE FOUND GREAT

GOOD IN SELF-PLEASURING.

OH, IS THAT HOW YOU HELP THE POOR BY TEACHING THEM TO MASTER BAIT.

I'M SORRY W A GUY IN MY SUBWAY CAR THIS MORNING HAD IT DOWN.

NO HELP.

(APPLAUSE) NOW FOLKS THE CHURCH HAS CONDEMNED SISTER FARLEY'S BOOK SAYING MASTURBATION IS

AN INTRINSICALLY AND GRACHLY DISORDERED ACTION.

WOW.

DISORDERED.

YOU GOT TO

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