Sign Off - The Glenlivet

  • Aired:  10/31/13
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As midnight approaches, Stephen tells a bedtime story while enjoying a nightcap. (1:28)

>> Colbert: WELCOME BACK.

AND IF YOU FAST FORWARDED YOURDVR TOO MUCH FROM THE

COMMERCIALS, WELCOME BACK AGAIN.

FOLKS, IT IS GETTING NEAR ONMIDNIGHT WHICH MEANS BEDTIME FOR

YOU YOUNGSTERS OUT THERE.

LUCKY FOR THEM I AM MASTER OFTHE BEDTIME STORY.

I AM SO GOOD MY STORIES HAVEBEEN KNOWN TO PUT GROWN MEN TO

SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF LUNCH.

I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE ONE OF MYFAVORITES.

SO SNUGGLE IN AND ENJOY.

ONCE, LONG, LONG AGO, ON THEWINDSWEPT HIGHLANDS OF THE

HETHERTY A CLAN OF HAPPYMORCHTION LAID THE FIRST STONE

OF A NEW MONSTER I ARE, THERETHEY DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO

WORSHIPPING AND MAKING THEWORLD'S FINEST SCOTCH.

>> WHEN THEY PRIDE THE BONG THELIQUID GO GOLD THAT POURED FORTH

WAS WARM WITH A SMOKE THATSEEMED TO FLOAT ON THE WINDS OF

AGES PAST.

MMM.

THAT IS NOT THE END OF OUR TALE.

GOVERNMENT WARNING.

ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERALYOU SHOULD NOT OPERATE HEAVY

MACHINERY AFTER CONSUMING THISPRODUCT.

SPOOKY STUFF.

AND THE NAME OF THAT LITTLE BOYWAS, 43 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY

VOLUME.

THE END.

GOOD

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