Mitt Romney & Newt Gingrich in Florida

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Mitt Romney proves that his principles are as unwavering as his hair, and Keith Ablow finds Newt Gingrich irresistible even if the Republican establishment doesn't. (5:29)

MILLIONAIRE.

MEANWHILE FOLKS, BIG

REPUBLICAN DEBATE TONIGHT IN

FLORIDA.

IT IS THE 19th OF THE

SEASON.

ONE MORE AND THEY WIN A FREE

DEBATE.

THERE ARE ONLY FIVE DAYS

LEFT RIGHT NOW UNTIL THE

FLORIDA PRIMARY.

ROMNEY AND GINGRICH ARE NECK

AND NECK.

WELL, NECK AND -- --

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

AMPHIBIAN DISPLAY POUCH.

I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU,

M ITT IS IN TROUBLE.

A RECENT POLL FOUND THAT 61%

OF PEOPLE SAID MITT ROMNEY

WILL SAY ANYTHING HE HAS TO

TO GET ELECTED.

AND TO WOO THAT 61%, MITT

ROMNEY IMMEDIATELY AGREED.

(LAUGHTER)

BUT FOLKS, MITT ROMNEY

RECENTLY PROVED THAT HIS

PRINCIPLESES ARE AS

UNWAIVERING AS HIS HAIR.

HE HAS REPEATEDLY SAID THAT

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE, BUT

HE HAS NEVER SAID GOOD

PEOPLE OR BAD PEOPLE.

UNTIL YESTERDAY.

WHEN HE STOOD UP FOR THE

MOST MALIGNED CORPORATE

PEOPLE OF ALL, BANKS.

>> THE BANKS ARBTS BAD

PEOPLE, THEY'RE JUST

OVERWHELMED RIGHT NOW.

>> BANKS ARE SCARED TO DEATH,

OF COURSE.

THEY'RE FEELING THE SAME

THING THAT YOU'RE FEELING.

>> Stephen: YES.

THE BANKS ARE FEELING THE

SAME THING THAT YOU'RE

FEELING.

WHEN THEY LOOK AT YOUR HOUSE,

THEY ALSO THINK THAT BELONGS

TO ME.

(LAUGHTER)

AND LET'S NOT FORGET, LET'S

NOT FORGET THAT FLORIDA HAS

MORE FORECLOSURES THAN ANY

OTHER STATE.

SO WITH PRO BANK STATEMENTS

LIKE THAT, MITT ROMNEY IS TO

THE GOING TO WIN ANY POP

LAYER CONTESTS BUT HE'S NOT

OUT TO WIN A POPULARITY

CONTEST, HE'S OUT TO WIN AN

ELECTION.

HOW DO THOSE WORK.

(LAUGHTER)

OH, HE'S UP [BLEEP] CREEK.

NOW ON THE OTHER HAND, NEWT

GINGRICH HAS FOUND AN ISSUE

SURE TO APPEAL TO FLORIDA

VOTERS.

>> I WANT TO TALK TO YOU

TODAY IS GOING TO BE VERY,

VERY BOLD.

BY THE END OF MY SECOND TERM

WE WILL HAVE THE FIRST

PERMANENT BASE ON THE MOON

AND IT WILL BE AMERICAN.

WE WILL HAVE COMMERCIAL NEAR

NEAR-EARTH ACTIVITIES THAT

INCLUDE SCIENCE, TOURISM AND

MANUFACTURING.

>> Stephen: YES, AMERICA

WILL BRING MANUFACTURING TO

THE MOON.

OHIO, [BLEEP] OUT OF LUCK.

AND NEWT'S VISION FOR THE

MOON GOES FURTHER.

>> WHEN WE HAVE 13,000

AMERICANS LIVING ON THE MOON

THEY CAN PETITION TO BECOME

A STATE.

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT,

THE MOON IS GOING TO BE A

STATE.

SUCK IT WASHINGTON D.C.,

SUCK IT.

(APPLAUSE)

BUT FOLKS FOR SOME REASON

THE GOP ESTABLISHMENT IS NOT

SOLD ON NEWT.

>> MOST OF US ARE TERRIFIED

TO DEATH THAT HE WOULD

BECOME THE REPUBLICAN

NOMINEE.

>> THIS IS FAVOR ABILITY

VERSUS UNFAVOR ABILITY.

NEWT GINGRICH, 27% FAVORABLE,

56% UNFAVOURABLE.

BELIEVE ME, REPUBLICANS IN

CONGRESS WILL BE TERRIFIED

TO RUN WITH THIS MAN FOR

FEAR THEY WILL LOSE THE

HOUSE AND THE SENATE.

>> IF NEWT GINGRICH IS ABLE

TO WIN THE FLORIDA PRIMARY,

YOU WILL SEE A PANIC AND A

MELTDOWN OF THE REPUBLICAN

ESTABLISHMENT THAT IS BEYOND

MY ABILITY TO ARTICULATE IN

THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

>> Stephen: YES, THERE IS NO

ENGLISH WORD FOR THAT KIND

OF MELTDOWN.

THE CLOSEST IS THE GERMAN

CLAUSTFUCHEN, COMPOUND WORD.

NOW WE'VE ALL HEARD THE

SORDID DETAILS OF NEWT'S

MARITAL HISTORY SO I DO NOT

NEED TO DREDGE UP HOW HE

MARRIED HIS HIGH SCHOOL MATH

TEACHER, LEFT HER FOR

ANOTHER WOMAN WHEN SHE HAD

CANCER, THEN LEFT THAT WOMAN

FOR A THIRD WOMAN WHEN THE

SECOND WOMAN WAS DIAGNOSED

WITH AN INCURABLE CASE OF

NEWT WANTED SOME STRANGE.

BUT FOX NEWS THERAPIST

DR. KEITH ABLO SEES ALL THIS

AS POSITIVE WRITING QUOTE

WHEN THREE WOMEN WANT TO

SIGN ON FOR LIFE WITH A MAN

WHO IS NOW RUNNING FOR

PRESIDENT, I WORRY MORE

ABOUT WHETHER WE'LL BE

CLAMOURING FOR A THIRD

GINGRICH TERM, NOT WHETHER

WE'LL WANT TO LET HIM GO

AFTER ONE.

YES, GINGRICH IS SO

SEDUCTIVE THAT THREE WOMEN,

TWO OF WHOM KNEW HE WAS AN

ADULTERER WERE WILLING TO

PICK NEWT.

SO ABLO IS SAYING WE SHOULD

LOOK PAST HIS WEAKNESSES TO

HIS STRENGTHS.

WHICH ARE HIS WEAKNESSES.

FOLKS, NEWT HAS PROVEN

HIMSELF SENSITIVE TOO.

ACCORDING TO ABLO, TWO WOMEN

HAVE SAT DOWN WITH HIM WHILE

HE DELIVERED INCREDIBLE,

PAINFUL TRUTHS.

THAT HE HAD FALLEN IN LOVE

WITH OTHER WOMEN AND NEEDED

TO FOLLOW HIS HEART DESPITE

THE RISK HE WOULD BE TAKING

WITH HIS REPUTATION.

YES, HE HAD TO FOLLOW HIS

HEART OR WHATEVER WAS

THROBBING SO LOUDLY.

AND--

(APPLAUSE)

AND FOLKS, AS ABLO SAYS,

THIS WAS A RISK TO HIS

REPUTATION.

SOMEONE WITHOUT DR. ABLO'S

PSYCHIATRIC INSIGHTS MIGHT

MISDIAGNOSE NEWT AS A

SOCIOPATHIC BELIEVE BELIEVE

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