Obama Takes Credit for Bin Laden's Assassination

  • Aired:  05/03/11
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Barack Obama is so desperate for a bump in the polls that he takes the easy road of killing the world's most wanted man. (4:44)

I APOLOGIZE TO THE BIN LADEN

FAMILY.

[LAUGHTER]

IT WAS A HUGE, HUGE VICTORY FOR

OUR MILITARY AND INTELLIGENCE

SERVICES.

UNFORTUNATELY THE OBAMA

ADMINISTRATION BLEW IT BY GIVING

BIN LADEN'S BODY FUEL MUSLIM

FUNERAL RITES AND BURYING HIM AT

SEA.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND I'M NOT

THE ONLY ONE WHOSE RAGE IS OUT.

>> WOULD WE HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF

SAVING THE BODY OF BIN LADEN AND

NOT HAVING SENSITIVITY.

>> WHY SAVE THIS TERRORIST THAT

KILLED THOUSANDS.

WE DON'T BUY THIS BURIAL AT SEA

THING.

THERE'S OTHER THINGS YOU COULD

HAVE DONE.

>> Stephen: YOU COULD HAVE

FILLED HIM WITH CANDY AND

CHARGED MEXICANS A BUCK A PIECE

TO SLIT HIM WITH A STICK.

CINCO DE MAYO IS COMING UP.

THINK THINK THINK.

EVEN THOUGH BIN LADEN IS DEAD HE

MAY HIT US WITH HIS HORRIFYING

ATTACK ON AMERICA, ENSURING A

SECOND TERM FOR.

BARACK BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN A

HUGE BUMP FOR THIS MAN.

>> CANDIDATE OBAMA SAID

REPEATEDLY IF I AM PRESIDENT WE

WILL KILL BIN LADEN.

>> HE HAS DONE THAT.

>> HOW CAN THIS NOT BE A HOME

RUN AS WE TURN TO 2012.

>> BARACK OBAMA'S POLL NUMBERS

JUMPED 9 PERCENTAGE POINTS OVER

NIGHT.

HE IS DOING GREAT.

IF THIS WAS HAPPENING WITH

GEORGE W. BUSH, THE SAME THING

WOULD HAPPEN.

IF WE HAD A SHOE GIVE THE ORDER

TO KILL BIN LADEN THE SHOE WOULD

HAVE GONE UP NINE POINTS.

>> Stephen: QUICK, FIND OUT IF

THAT SHOE IS A REPUBLICAN!

WE KNOW IT CAN RUN.

[LAUGHTER]

EDSADLY -- GOOD LOOKING SHOE.

[LAUGHTER]

A LITTLE GRAY AT THE TEMPLES.

SADLY OBAMA HAS POLITICIZED THIS

HISTORIC ACHIEVEMENT BY BEING

PRESIDENT DURING IT.

I NOW YIELD THE MICROPHONE TO

THE CRITICIZER AND CHIEF.

>> OBAMA LAST NIGHT ON

TELEVISION ANNOUNCING HIS SINGLE

HANDED INVOLVEMENT IN SECURING

THE DEATH OF OSAMA BIN LADEN.

HE SAID SO.

I, ME, MY, THREE OF THE MOST

USED WORDS IN PRESIDENT OBAMA'S

MEDIA APPEARANCE LAST NIGHT.

>> Stephen: RUSH IS RIGHT.

THE PRESIDENT IS A CREDIT HOG.

[LAUGHTER]

WHICH IS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE TO

RUSH AND OTHER HOG AMERICANS.

[LAUGHTER]

AND OBAMA'S -- OBAMA'S --

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

AND LISTEN TO HOW OBAMA

CYNICALLY USED THIS EVENT TO

GAIN PARTISAN ADVANTAGE.

>> TODAY WE ARE REMINDED THAT AS

A NATION THERE'S NOTHING WE

CAN'T DO WHEN WE PUT OUR

SHOULDERS TO THE WHEEL, WHEN WE

WORK TOGETHER, WHEN WE REMEMBER

THE SENSE OF UNITY THAT DEFINES

US AS AMERICANS.

>> Stephen: WORKING TOGETHER,

UNITY?

THAT'S ARE JUST -- THOSE ARE

JUST SOCIALIST CODE WORDS FOR

WORKING TOGETHER AND UNITY.

HE IS SO DESPERATE FOR A BUMP IN

THE POLES THAT HE DK -- POLLS

THAT HE TOOK THE EASY ROAD OF

KILLING THE MOST WANTED MAN.

IT'S THE SAME REASON FDR KILLED

HITLER.

HE WAS PANDERING TO THE

ANTI-GENOCIDE LOBBY.

SADLY, PEOPLE ARE FALLING FOR IT

WHEN WE KNOW WHO REALLY DESERVES

ANOTHER TERM.

>> IT'S THE RESOLVE OF

PRESIDENTS THAT MAKES A

DIFFERENCE.

PRESIDENT BUSH BROUGHT GREAT

RESOLVE TO OFFICE AND I'M SO

GLAD THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD

THE RESOLVE TO FOLLOW THROUGH.

>> THE TOOLS PRESIDENT BUSH PUT

IN PLACE SERVES HIS SUCCESSOR

QUITE WELL.

>> Stephen: PRESIDENT BUSH MAY

BE OUT OF OFFICE BUT HE LEFT

BEHIND SOME REAL TOOLS.

[LAUGHTER]

AND SURE PRESIDENT BUSH MAY HAVE

TAKEN HIS EYE OFF THE AFGHAN/

PAKISTAN BORDER FOR A

TRILLION DOLLAR DETOUR INTO IRAQ

BUT THAT WAS JUST MISDIRECTION,

BLOODY ECONOMICALLY DRAINING

RAZZEL DAZZLE.

IT'S LIKE THE OLD FOOTBALL PLAY

WHERE RIGHT AFTER THE GAME

STARTS YOU SEND YOUR DEFENSIVE

LINE TO THE GYM TO PLAY

BASKETBALL FOR EIGHT YEARS.

AT THE END OF WHICH YOU RETIRE

AND THE NEXT COACH SENDS A

LINEMAN TO THE STADIUM TO SHOOT

THE QUARTERBACK IN THE EYE.

SORRY, OBAMA DID NOTHING.

BY THE WAY, WHEN IS OBAMA GOING

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