Newspapers Celebrate Earth Day

  • Aired:  04/22/10
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The USA Today celebrates environmental consciousness by printing a special Earth Day bonus pullout. (1:36)

WOULDN'T BE PAID.

[LAUGHTER]

NATION, HAPPY EARTH DAY,

EVERYBODY!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

NOW, FOLKS, I DON'T SAY THAT BECAUSE I'M AN ENVIRONMENTALIST.

I CELEBRATE EARTH DAY BECAUSE IT'S AMERICA'S PLANET.

[LAUGHTER]

OF COURSE, EVERY APRIL 22nd THE MEDIA TRIES TO BRAINWASH US WITH THEIR ANTI-MERCURY IN THE

DRINKING WATER BIAS, BUT THIS YEAR I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED

TO SEE HOW THE "USA TODAY" WAS CELEBRATING ENVIRONMENTAL CONSCIOUSNESS, BY PRINTING A

SPECIAL EARTH DAY BONUS PULLOUT.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SUCK IT, TREES.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BEST OF ALL, YOU SEE FROM DOWN HERE, BACK THERE, IT SEEMS TO BE ABOUT 40% PAINT ADS.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

THAT'S ALSO THE PERCENTAGE OF THE OCEAN THAT IS EMPTY PAINT CANS.

OF COURSE, THE "NEW YORK TIMES" HAS GOT ONE, TOO, A LITTLE PULLOUT CELEBRATING NUCLEAR

POWER, BUT MY FAVORITE HAS GOT TO BE "THE NEW YORK POST"'S

INSERT, WHICH IS A STRIP OF OLD TIRE AND A MATCH.

[LAUGHTER]

VERY CUMBERSOME.

THAT IS A CUMBERSOME... THAT IS A CUMBERSOME INSERT.

I'M NOT SURPRISED THESE GUYS HAVE A SPECIAL KINSHIP WITH THE GLOBAL WARMING CROWD, FOLKS,

BECAUSE NEWSPAPERS ARE THE ONLY THINGS DISAPPEARING FASTER||||

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