Pat Robertson's Romance Advice

  • Aired:  01/16/13
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In order to revive their marriages, women must live up to the beauty standards that Pat Robertson has set. (2:54)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

FOLKS, YOU KNOW, WHAT I'M LOOK LOOK -- WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE I ALWAYS

TURN TO TELEEVANGELIST AND GAY ICON PAT ROBERTSON.

I'M IN THE THE ONLY ONE.

ON THE 700 CLUB LAST WEEK A 17-YEAR-OLD BOY WROTE IN SAYING HE NOTICED HOW ALONE HIS MOM

FEELS BECAUSE HIS FATHER SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME AT THE COMPUTER PLAYING A WAR GAME AND HE WANTS

HIS FATHER TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS MOM.

BUT THE SUBTEXT IS MY DAD IS HOG THE XBOX 360.

WHAT I REALLY THINK IS SWEET IS THE SENSITIVE WAY PAT ROBERTSON APPROACHED THE DELL IMAIT

PROBLEMS OF INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS.

>> IT MAY BE YOUR MOM ISN'T AS SWEET AS YOU THINK SHE IS.

SHE MAY BE HARD NOSED.

A WOMAN CAME TO A PREACHER I KNOW.

IT WAS SO FUNNY.

SHE WAS ALL OF LOOK.

HER HAIR WAS TORN UP AND SHE WAS OVER WEIGHT AND SHE O REVEREND, WHAT CAN I DO?

MY HUSBAND HAS STARTED TO DRINK.

AND THE PREACHER LOOKED AT HER AND SAID MADAM, IF I WAS MARRIED TO YOU I WOULD START TO DRINK, TOO.

>> O MY --

>> WE NEED TO CULTIVATE ROMANCE, DARLING.

I'M MARRIED TO HIM SO HE HAS TO TAKE ME.

FIX YOURSELF UP, LOOK PRETTY.

>> Stephen: LISTEN TO PAT, LADIES.

COME ON, NO, COME ON.

YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR MAN'S ATTENTION YOU STOP BEING SO SLATTERLY RIGHT AFTER I CHECK A

19th CENTURY DICTIONARY TO FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS.

LIVE UP TO THE BEAUTY STANDARDS THAT THIS MAN HAS SEX LOOK AT THAT EYE CANDY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WELL, -- THIS MAN HAS SET.

JUST LOOK AT THAT EYE CANDY.

WELL, I -- EYE PUDDING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

PAT IS PREACHING FAMILY VALUES AS JESUS SAID IN THE BIBLE LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE

FIRST PHONE AND THAT UGGO OVER THERE.

I MEAN WOOF!

IF MRS. CHRIST, CHRISTINE, I BELIEVE IF SHE WASN'T SO

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