Hasidic Newspaper Removes Hillary Clinton

  • Aired:  05/09/11
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Brooklyn's Hasidic newspaper removes Hillary Clinton from a photo because there's nothing more sexually suggestive than a woman killing a terrorist. (3:20)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: THANK YOU,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK

YOU SO MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE REPORT.

>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN,

STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY

MUCH.

THANK YOU.

FOR A SECOND THERE I WASN'T

SURE IF THAT WAS GOING TO

COALESCE INTO A SNOWBALL.

GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

I HOPE EVERYBODY HAD A GOOD

MOTHER'S DAY.

I CELEBRATED AS I CAUSE DO

IN THE FETAL POSITION.

BUT FOLKS THERE IS NO TIME

TO WASTE.

LET'S GO TO TONIGHT'S

BREAKING NEWS ABOUT WHAT

HAPPENED EIGHT DAYS AGO.

OSAMA BIN LADEN CONTINUES

HIS CROWD-PLEASING DEATH.

ALL THE NEWSPAPERS ARE

COVERING IT FROM "THE NEW

YORK TIMES" TO THE DAILY

NEWS TO THE "NEW YORK POST".

BUT FOLKS, THAT'S JUST NEW

YORK.

THEY ARE ALSO COVERING IT IN

OTHER PARTS OF THE COUNTRY

LIKE BROOKLYN.

(LAUGHTER)

I WAS PARTICULARLY IMPRESSED

BY THE COVERAGE IN DER

TZITUNG, BROOKLYN'S HASIDIC

NEWSPAPER OF RECORD, JIM?

>> NOW YOU SEE HER, NOW YOU

DON'T.

IN A HASIDIC PAPER IN NEW

YORK THEY RAN THIS WHITE

HOUSE PICTURE IN THE

SITUATION ROOM PHOTO FROM

THE BIN LADEN RAID.

THERE IS ONE PROBLEM.

IT REMOVED HILLARY CLINTON.

>> Stephen: IMPRESSIVE.

NORMALLY GETTING RID OF

HILLARY CLINTON REQUIRES AN

ENTIRE PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY.

THEY REMOVED HER BECAUSE THE

TZITUNG'S POLICY TO NOT

INTENTIONALLY INCLUDE ANY

IMAGES OF WOMEN IN THE PAPER

BECAUSE IT COULD BE

CONSIDERED SEXUALLY

SUGGESTIVE.

(LAUGHTER)

FOLKS, I AM WITH THE HASIES

ON THIS ONE.

THERE IS NOTHING MORE

SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE THAN A

WOMAN KILLING A TERRORIST.

IN FACT, AT MY BACHELOR

PARTY A MARGARET THATCHER

IMPERSONATOR IN A PANT SUIT

CLUBBED AN EYE FOLLOWA

KHOMENI LOOK ALIKE TO DEATH.

SO DON'T TELL MY WIFE.

SHE THINKS I WAS AT A STRIP

CLUB.

SO THE TZITUNG ONLY HAD TWO

OPTIONS.

EITHER TAKE HER OUT OF THE

PHOTO OR HIDE THE FACT THAT

SHE'S A WOMAN.

PRINCIPLES, BY MAKING HER

HAND BIGGER.

OF COURSE.

OF TZITUNG'S POLICY OF

REMOVING WOMEN FROM

PHOTOGRAPHS IS NOT WITHOUT

ITS COMPLICATIONS.

BACK IN THE 70s WHEN GOLDA

MEIR WAS PRIME MINISTER OF

ISRAEL THE READERS ASSUMED

THE COUNTRY WAS BEING RUN BY

A HEADSTRONG PODIUM.

AND THINK HOW HARD THIS IS

ON TEENAGE HASIDIC BOYS.

ANY EMPTY SPOT IN A PHOTO

COULD BE A WOMAN.

MOST BOYS HIDE THE VICTORIA

SECRET CATALOG UNDER THEIR

BEDS BUT I'M SURE TEENAGER

TZITUNG READERS PREFER

ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST.

THOSE SUMPUOUS INTERIORS

LEAVE EVERYTHING TO THE