Obama's U.N. Gaffes & Rick Perry's Support for Israel

  • Aired:  09/22/11
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Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them. (4:17)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: HEY, THANK YOU

VERY MUCH.

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

NATION, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THE U.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLY IS

MEETING IN NEW YORK THIS

WEEK.

IT ALWAYS HAS A BIG EFFECT

ON THE CITY AS FOOD VENDORS

ABANDON THEIR CARTS TO

REPRESENT THEIR COUNTRIES.

(LAUGHTER)

A LOT OF WORLD LEADERS ARE

GETTING ATTENTION, PERHAPS

NONE MORE SO THAN THE KENYAN

DELEGATE PRESIDENT BARACK

OBAMA.

(LAUGHTER)

AND IT DOES NOT TAKE ANY

TIME AT ALL FOR OBAMA TO

EMBARRASS AMERICA.

JIM.

>> PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD A

PHOTO FAIL DURING A UNITED

NATIONS GROUP PICTURE

TUESDAY NIGHT.

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S HAND

COMPLETELY OBSCURED THE MAN

STANDING NEXT TO HIM.

WHO HAPPENED TO BE THE

PRESIDENT OF MONGOLIA.

>> Stephen: NO SURPRISES

THERE.

EVERYBODY KNOWS OBAMA HAS

SHOWN NO RESPECT FOR OUR

ALLIES IN ULAN BATUR SINCE

DAY ONE.

HE IS CLEARLY SHOWING NO

RESPECT FOR HIS EXCELLENCY

PRESIDENT--

(LAUGHTER)

>> SAKI-SAKIHAGI, GANGUS

YERKYAK OVER HERE.

NOW I PERSONALLY CANNOT

IMAGINE HOW UP SET HE MUST

BE.

JIMMY, IS THERE ANY WAY WE

CAN SEE HIS FACE?

(LAUGHTER)

THERE YOU GO, LOOK HOW SAD

HE IS.

>> AH!

>> Stephen: YEAH SO, SAY

GOOD-BYE TO OUR VITAL ALLY

MONGOLIA.

NO MORE PONY RACING.

NO MORE FERRMENTED MAR

ERCK'S MILK AND YOU CAN

FORGET ABOUT iTUNES CARRYING

THE LATEST MONGOLIAN THROAT

SINGING HITS.

JIMMY, GIVE US A LAST TASTE.

♪.

>> Stephen: GONE!

AND OBAMA EMBARRASSED THE

U.S. AGAIN THE NEXT DAY.

WHEN HE TOOK ON THE BIGGEST

ISSUE OF THE WEEK.

PALESTINIAN PRESIDENT

ABBAS'S PLAN TO INTRODUCE A

RESOLUTION CALLING FOR U.N.

RECOGNITION OF A PALESTINIAN

STATE.

AND JUST LISTEN TO OBAMA'S

SPEECH CALLING FOR PATIENCE

FROM THE PALESTINIANS.

>> PEACE IS HARD.

PEACE IS HARD WORK.

THAT'S PART OF WHAT MAKES

PEACE SO HARD.

PEACE IS HARD BUT WE KNOW

THAT IT IS POSSIBLE.

PEACE IS HARD.

(LAUGHTER)

PEACE IS HARD.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: HE'S RIGHT.

PEACE IS HARD.

UNLIKE WINNING THE NOBEL

PEACE PRIZE WHICH IS

SURPRISINGLY EASY.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

NOW FOLKS, THERE IS NO

GREATER FRIEND OF THE STATE

OF ISRAEL THAN YOURS TRULY.

I WILL STAND WITH THEM UNTIL

ALL THE JEWS ARE IN GATHERED,

BUILD THE SECOND TIFERP EL,

TRIGGER THE FINAL BATTLE OF

ARMAGEDDON THAT PAVES THE

WAY OF THE SECOND COMING OF

CHRIST AT WHICH POINT ALL

NONCRIST-- CHRISTIANS WILL

BE CAST INTO THE LAKE OF

FIRE WHERE THERE WILL BE

WEEPING AND NASHING OF

TEETH.

YOU'RE WELCOME, ISRAEL.

YOU KNOW WHO IS ALSO A GREAT

FRIEND OF ISRAEL, RICK

PERRY.

>> RICK PERRY IS WORKING HIS

WAY INTO THE PALESTINIAN

STATEHOOD DEBATE.

THE REPUBLICAN FRONT-RUNNER

FOR PRESIDENT SCHMOOZING

WITH JEWISH LEADERS IN NEW

YORK.

>> WE'RIC WALLLY INDIGNANT

OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION

AND THEIR MIDDLE EAST POLICY

OF APPEASEMENT THAT HAS

ENCOURAGED SUCH AN OMINOUS

ACT OF BAD FAITH.

>> Stephen: YES, OBAMA IS

ACTING IN BAD FAITH.

RICK PERRY STANDS WITH THE

JEWS, WHEN HE'S NOT DANCING

WITH THEM.

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, YOU

KNOW WHO WOULD LOVE THAT

DANCE?

THE CROWD AT HIS NEXT

CHRISTIAN ONLY STADIUM

PRAYER RALLY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: WHEN WE RETURN,

I WILL TALK MORE ABOUT THE

PALESTINIAN DRIVE FOR

STATEHOOD WITH JEREMY BEN

AMI, THE PRESIDENT OF THE

PRO-ISRAEL, PRO PEACE

ORGANIZATION J-STREET.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)