Rick Santorum on Gay Parents & Bla People

  • Aired:  01/09/12
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Rick Santorum openly condemns gay and lesbian parents, but feels pretty confident that he didn't say "black" people when discussing food stamps. (4:52)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY

MUCH.

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

NATION, I DON'T THINK IT'S

ANY SECRET THAT I AM A HUGE

FAN OF RICK SANTORUM.

I HAVE LOVED HIM EVER SINCE

HIS WORK IN DAVEY AND

GOLIATH.

AND NOW THANKS TO HIS STRONG

SHOWING IN IOWA, PEOPLE ARE

REALLY STARTING TO LISTEN TO

RICK BRING THE TRUTH, HOT

AND HEAVY AND STRICTLY

MISSIONARY.

FOR INSTANCE, SPEAKING AT A

DOUBLE NEW

HAMPSHIRE-- DUBLIN, NEW

HAMPSHIRE HIGH SCHOOL ON

FRIDAY SANTORUM CONDEMNED

GAYS AND LESBIANS RAISING

KIDS SAYING EVEN FATHERS IN

JAIL WHO HAD ABANDONED THEIR

KIDS WERE STILL BETTER THAN

NO FATHER AT ALL WHO HAVE IN

THEIR CHILDREN'S LIVES.

I MEANS THAT'S JUST COMMON

SENSE.

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE

THAT ROSIE O'DONNELL IS NOT

AS SUITED TO PARENTING AS

CHARLES CHARLES MANSON.

AFTER ALL, WE KNOW HE WAS A

FAMILY MAN.

SO LESBIAN MOMS, YOU LISTEN

TO RICK.

WHETHER YOU GOT YOUR

CHILDREN THROUGH ADOPTION, A

SURROGATE OR JUST TRIPPED

AND FELL ON SOME DAVID

CROSBY SPERM, YOU MUST DO

WHAT IS BEST FOR THE KID.

LIE AND TELL THEM THAT THEY

HAVE A FATHER BUT THAT HE

ABANDONED THEM AND IS NOW IN

JAIL.

OF COURSE THEY MIGHT ASK YOU

WHEN HE WILL BE OUT.

JUST SAY NEVER, YOUR DADDY

IS ON DEATH ROW FOR MURDER.

NOW YOU'RE WELL ADJUSTED.

OH AND IF YOU HEAR ANY

NOISES LATER IT'S JUST MOMMY

AND HER ROOMMATE PAM MOVING

HEAVY FURNITURE.

BUT FOLKS, WITH RICK LAYING

DOWN THE TRUTH LEFT AND

RIGHT, HE IS BOUND TO BE

MISINTERPRETED BY THE LAME

SCREED MEDIA AND HE HAS COME

UNDER FIRE FOR SOMETHING HE

ALLEGEDLY SAID IN IOWA.

>> I DON'T WANT TO MAKE

PEOPLE'S LIVES BETTER BY

GIVING THEM SOMEBODY ELSE'S

MONEY.

I WANT TO GIVE THEM THE

OPPORTUNITY TO GO OUT AND

EARN THE MONEY.

>> Stephen: NOW IT SOUNDS

LIKE HE'S SAYING HE DOESN'T

WANT TO MAKE BLACK PEOPLE'S

LIVES BETTER BY GIVING THEM

SOMEBODY ELSE'S MONEY BUT

LUCKILY, A RICK SANTORUM

EXPERT HAS STUDIED THAT

TAPE.

AND HIS CONCLUSIONS HAVE LET

RICK SANTORUM OFF THE HOOK.

JIM?

>> FROM EVERYTHING I SEE,

I'VE LOOKED AT IT SEVERAL

TIMES, I'VE LOOKED AT THAT

QUOTE.

IN FACT I LOOK AT THE VIDEO.

AND I DON'T, IN FACT I'M

PRETTY CONFIDENT I DIDN'T

SAY BLACK.

>> Stephen: END OF STORY.

HE'S PRETTY CONFIDENT HE

DIDN'T SAY BLACK.

HERE'S WHAT HE REALLY SAID.

>> IF YOU LOOK AT IT, WHAT I

STARTED TO SAY AS A WORD AND

SORT OF CHANGED AND IT SORT

OF BLAUHH AND IT CAME OUT

AND PEOPLE SAID I SAID BLACK,

I DIDN'T.

HE SAYS HE SAID BLAHHH AND I

BELIEVE HIM.

JIM?

THEY BELIEVE HIM TOO, THANK

YOU.

JIM, LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK

AT THE TAPE.

>> I DON'T WANT TO MAKE

BLAHHH-- PEOPLE'S LIVES

BETTER BY GIVING SOMEBODY

ELSE'S MONEY.

>> Stephen: CLEARLY HE JUST

STARTED TO SAY A WORD THAT

STARTS WITH BLAAAA AND

CHANGED HIS MIND IT COULD

HAVE BEEN ANYTHING LIKE

BLAAAGOVOVICH PEOPLE.

OR BLAAADER INFECTION

PEOPLE.

IT'S HIGH TIME WE KEEP THOSE

FREELOADERS OFF THE

CRANBERRY JUICE.

OR BLAAACULA PEOPLE.

I'M NOT PAYING SOCIAL

SECURITY FOR ETERNITY.

BESIDES, HE DOESN'T NEED IT

HE LOOKS GREAT.

WE ALL KNOW BLACULA DON'T

CRACULA.

THE POINT IS, RICK SANTORUM

IS NOT EMBRACING THE RACIAL

STEREOTYPE THAT BLACK PEOPLE

ARE ALL ON BELL

FAIR-- WELFARE.

AS HE SAID, HE JUST GOT A

LITTLE TONGUE TIED.

WHO HASN'T BEEN THERE.

YOU'RE TALKING A LOT.

GIVING SPEECH AFTER SPEECH

AND YOU STUMBLE OVER YOUR

WORDS LIKE A DRUNKEN

IRISHMAAAA--PEOPLE.

SOMETIMES THE TONGUE GETS

LAZY.

PROBABLY BECAUSE IT'S

MEXICAAAAA-- PEOPLE.

THE BOTTOM LINE, BOTTOM

LINE: DON'T TRUST WHAT YOU

HEAR IN THE MEDIA.

WE ALL KNOW IT'S CONTROLLED

BY THE

JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW --S.

PEOPLE.

NOW THAT MIGHT SEEM

ANTI-SEMITIC BUT I'M PRETTY

CONFIDENT I DIDN'T SAY JEWS.

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