Colbert Super PAC - Irresponsible Advertising

  • Aired:  06/29/11
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If the FEC allows his Super PAC, Stephen promises to make ads that are even less responsible than Turn Right USA's racist, misogynistic ads. (3:30)

NATION, I'LL JUST KEEP THIS DOWN

HERE.

NATION, THE 2012 ELECTION IS

GOING TO BE HISTORIC.

YEARS FROM NOW, AMERICANS WILL

LOOK BACK AND SAY, "AIYA!

JI-SHEH JI-YO LEE-SHEH EE-EE

DUH. SHEN-ZAY HUEY-CHU

KUAHNG-KUNG, FOO-CHING SUO-YO

ZAI-WU."

[LAUGHTER]

AND FOLKS, IT'S ALL THE MORE

HISTORIC BECAUSE OF THE SUPREME

COURT'S

CITIZENS UNITED RULING, WHICH

ALLOWED THE CREATION OF SUPER

PACS, POLITICAL ACTION

COMMITTEES THAT CAN TAKE

UNLIMITED CORPORATE AND UNION

CASH TO CREATE POLITICAL ADS.

MONTHS AGO I ANNOUNCED MY PLANS

TO SET UP COLBERT SUPER PAC.

OUR MOTTO: MAKING A BETTER

TOMORROW, TOMORROW.

[LAUGHTER]

IN FACT, WHEN YOU GOOGLE THE

PHRASE SUPER PAC,

I'M THE FIRST FIVE RESULTS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT BREAKS MY PREVIOUS RECORD

OF THE FIRST FOUR RESULTS FROM

GOOGLING THE PHRASE "PEAR-SHAPED

PUNDIT."

[LAUGHTER]

SINCE I BROUGHT THEM TO THE

NATION'S ATTENTION IN APRIL, 17

NEW SUPER PACS HAVE BEEN

CREATED, INCLUDING "TURN RIGHT

USA."

WHO HAVE RELEASED SOME GREAT

ADS.

INCLUDING ONE THAT MAKES SOME

SALIENT POINTS ABOUT

CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE JANICE

HAHN.

>> IN AN INSANE EFFORT TO REDUCE

GANG VIOLENCE, JANICE HAHN HIRED

HARDCORE GANG MEMBERS WITH

TAXPAYER MONEY TO BE GANG

INTERVENTION SPECIALISTS.

SHE EVEN HELPED THEM GET OUT OF

JAIL SO THEY COULD RAPE AND KILL

AGAIN.

♪♪

>> GIVE ME YOUR CASH, BITCH, SO

WE CAN SHOOT UP THE STREET.

GIVE ME YOUR CASH, BITCH, SO WE

CAN BUY SOME MORE HEAT.

GIVE ME YOUR CASH, HO, SO WE CAN

GET OUT THE--

GIVE ME YOUR CASH, HO, COS WE

UH!

>> Stephen: I KNOW THAT AD MAY

SEEM RACIST, BUT IF YOU LOOK

PAST THE RACISM, THERE'S ALSO A

REAL MESSAGE OF MISOGYNY.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT TO THE WEAK MINDED, THAT AD

IS VERY EFFECTIVE.

FOR INSTANCE, THEY GOT ME TO

PLAY IT ON NATIONAL TV.

[LAUGHTER]

THIS IS WHY I WANT MY OWN PAC,

TO MAKE ADS LIKE THIS ONLY LESS

RESPONSIBLE.

[LAUGHTER]

AND FOLKS, I MAY GET WHAT I

WANT.

BECAUSE TOMORROW AT 10 A.M THE

FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISSION

WILL RULE ON WHETHER OR NOT I

CAN HAZ SUPER PAC.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

YEP!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S ALL IN THE HANDS OF THE

FEC.

JIMMY, CAN WE SEE THE

COMMISSIONERS?

NO, JIMMY, I DIDN'T SAY

ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MODELS, I

SAID THE FEC.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, THAT'S THEM?

DAMN THEY'RE GOOD-LOOKING. MY

SUBCOMMITTEE JUST FILLED THE

ENTIRE CHAMBER.

[LAUGHTER]

TOMORROW, I'LL BE AT FEC

HEADQUARTERS -- 999 E STREET

NORTH WEST -- TO ANSWER THEIR

QUESTIONS.

AFTER THE HEARING, LET'S SAY,

ELEVEN-ISH, I WILL MEET YOU ALL

IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING TO

ANNOUNCE THE RESULTS AND CHART A

NEW COURSE FOR THE COLBERT

NATION.

BE THERE.

AND THIS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE

CASH.

I WILL ALSO A