Chris Christie vs. David Wildstein on the New Jersey Bridge Scandal

  • Aired:  02/04/14
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David Wildstein alleges that Chris Christie was complicit in the bridge lane closings, but Christie fires back with accusations of his own. (4:05)

(LAUGHTER)FOLKS, THIS IS JUST THE

GOVERNOR'S WORD AGAINST DAVIDWILDSTEIN'S AND, YES, THEY WERE

HIGH SCHOOL CLASSMATES AND, YES,CHRISTIE CREATED A JOB AT THE

PORT AUTHORITY TO APPOINTWILDSTEIN TO, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE

THEY WERE CLOSE, RIGHT?

>> DAVID AND I WERE NOT FRIENDSIN HIGH SCHOOL.

WE WERE NOT EVEN ACQUAINTANCESIN HIGH SCHOOL.

I WAS THE CLASS PRESIDENT ANDATHLETE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAVID

WAS DOING.

(LAUGHTER)(AUDIENCE REACTS)

YES.

YES.

CHRISTIE DIDN'T KNOW WHATWILDSTEIN WAS DOING AT THAT

TIME.

I MEAN, IT COULD HAVE BEENANYONE'S HEAD HE WAS HOLDING

DOWN IN THE TOILET!

(LAUGHTER)BUT, FOLKS, IT DOESN'T MATTER

NOW BECAUSE THIS PAST WEEKENDTHE GOVERNOR DESTROYED

WILDSTEIN'S REPUTATION BYRELEASING A MEMO FILLED WITH

FIVE DAMNING REVELATIONS.

DAVID WILDSTEIN WILL DO AND SAYANYTHING TO SAVE DAVID

WILDSTEIN.

OUCH.

HE HAD A CONTROVERSIAL TENURE ATMAYOR OF LIVINGSTON.

OOH!

HE WAS AN ANONYMOUS BLOGGER.

WOW!

FOLKS, THAT IS A DAMNING LIST.

AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MENTION THETROUBLING RUMORS THAT WILDSTEIN

IS A KNOWN ASSOCIATE OFSCANDAL-PLAGUED GOVERNOR CHRIS

CHRISTIE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)BUT, FOLKS, ALL OF THAT --

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ALL OF THIS -- ALL OF THIS JUST

PALES WHEN COMPARED TO THEDARKEST REVELATION THAT

WILDSTEIN WAS PUBLICLY ACCUSEDBY HIS HIGH SCHOOL SOCIAL

STUDIES TEACHER OF DECEPTIVEBEHAVIOR!

(AUDIENCE REACTS)OH, YEAH.

FOLKS, I SHUDDER TO THINK WHATTHAT COULD MEAN.

DID HE IMPROPERLY FOOTNOTE ATERM PAPER?

DID HE FORGE HIS MOM'S SIGNATUREFOR A FIELD TRIP TO COLONIAL

WILLIAMSBERG?

DID HE COVER HIS CROTCH WITH ANOTEBOOK WHILE GIVING ORAL

REPORTS UPON HEARING THEWORDS "ORAL REPORTS"?

AND, AGAIN, AGAIN, FOLKS, THESEACCUSATIONS ARE COMING FROM THE

HIGHEST LEVEL: A SOCIAL STUDIESTEACHER!

NOW, UNFORTUNATELY, DAVIDWILDSTEIN'S SOCIAL STUDIES

TEACHER WAS UNAVAILABLE FORCOMMENT BECAUSE HE IS DECEASED.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)WAS IT...MURDER?

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)NO, IT WAS NATURAL CAUSES.

(LAUGHTER)BUT I WAS ABLE TO CONTACT ONE

PERSON WHO KNOWS BOTH CHRISTIEAND WILDSTEIN.

PLEASE WELCOME THEIR FIRST GRADETEACHER MRS. LUDEMEYER.

MRS. LUDEMEYER, THANK YOU SOMUCH FOR JOINING ME TODAY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)NOW MRS. LUDEMEYER, THANK YOU SO

MUCH FOR HAVING THE COURAGE TOSPEAK WITH ME TODAY.

I HEAR YOU HAVE SOME DAMAGINGREVELATIONS ABOUT WHAT DAVID

WILDSTEIN WAS LIKE AS A FIRSTGRADER.

>> YES, STEPHEN.

HE WAS AN UNTRUSTWORTHY LITTLERUFFIAN.

ONE TIME HE SAID HE NEEDED TOTINKLE BUT ONCE HE WAS IN THE

BATHROOM HE JUST PLAYED WITH THESOAP DISPENSER.

>> Stephen: OKAY, DID YOU ALSOTEACH CHRIS CHRISTIE?

>> CHRISTOPHER?

(LAUGHS)OH, HE WAS A JOY!

KIDS LIKE CHRISSY ARE WHY ITEACH!

DEFINITELY PRESIDENTIALMATERIAL.

A BORN LEAD WE ARE EXECUTIVEEXPERIENCE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)MRS. LUDEMEYER, YOU'RE READING

OFF OF NOTE CARDS.

DID CHRIS CHRISTIE'S PEOPLE GETTO YOU?

>> YES.

HE CLOSED OFF TWO LANES OF THELUNCH LINE.

(LAUGHTER)I WOULDN'T ENDORSE HIM AND A

WEEK LATER THE CLASS GOLDFISHDROPPED DEAD!

(AUDIENCE REACTS)I COULD BE NEXT!

>> Stephen: STAY CALM,MRS. LUDEMEYER.

>> CAN I STAY HERE TONIGHT?

>> Stephen: OF COURSE YOU CAN!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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