Spanish State of the Rubio

  • Aired:  02/13/13
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Marco Rubio's Spanish speech runs four minutes longer than the English version, but ABC News botches the translation. (4:14)

EVERYBODY.

THANKS SO MUCH.

BEFORE THE BREAK -- RIGHT BEFORE

THE COMMERCIAL BREAK I TOLD YOU

ALL ABOUT ONE OR TWO ISSUES THAT

MARCO RUBIO HAD WITH HIS

RESPONSE TO THE STATE OF THE

UNION, BUT THOSE PROBLEMS WERE

ONLY DURING HIS ENGLISH SPEECH.

HE ALSO MADE HISTORY LAST NIGHT

BUT BECOMING THE FIRST PERSON TO

REBUT THE PRESIDENT IN SPANISH

BECAUSE MARCO RUBIO ISN'T JUST

THE REPUBLICAN SAVIOR, HE'S ALSO

[SPEAKING SPANISH] HE IS

HIS-SPANISH AND HE IS THE

G.O.P.'S NEWEST OUTREACH TO

LATINO VOTERS.

UP UNTIL NOW THEY HAD TO RELY ON

SECOND LINDSEY GRAHAM OUT ON A

DONKEY PAINTED LIKE A ZEBRA.

THE SPANISH SPEECH WAS A HUGE

SUCCESS BECAUSE AT NO POINT DID

HE LUNG FOR [SPEAKING SPANISH]

BUT HERE IS SOMETHING ODD, IT

TURNS OUT HIS SPANISH SPEECH WAS

FOUR MINUTES LONGER THAN THE

ENGLISH VERSION.

I GOT TOP WONDERING WHAT WAS IN

THE EXTRA FOUR MINUTES?

WAS HE MAKING FUN OF LOS

GRINGOS?

WAS HE SENDING THE SECRET SIGNAL

TO HAVE THE BUS BOYS CUT OUR

THROATS DURING DESSERT?

IT'S COMING.

YES, THAT'S WHY I DON'T ORDER

DESSERT.

I ORDER IT TO GO.

[LAUGHTER]

I FOUND THE SPANISH VERSION OF

HIS SPEECH IN ONE OF FEW PLACES

IT WAS AVAILABLE ABCNEWS.COM AND

I TURNED ON THE CLOSED

CAPTIONING TO GET THE

TRANSLATION.

THIS IS THE ACTUAL

TRANSPORTATION THAT PLAYS WITH

ABC'S VIDEO.

JIM?

[SPEAK SPANISH]

>> Stephen: I'M AT THE BODY IN

THE HOMELESS OF AUGUST TO PAY

THUGS AND WHAT IS THE HAMAS

YOU'VE GOT THE ABLE NOT BECAUSE

I WAS OF THEM.

I'LL GET THE PANELING AND SOAP.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WOW.

WOW.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE WHEN

IT'S BEING FON DPHONETICALLY

TRANSSCRIBED BY A COMPUTER THAT

THINKS SPANISH IS ENGLISH.

IT GOES OVER MY HEAD BUT I

UNDERSTAND HIM WHEN HE SAID WHEN

IT OFTEN SAID MICHAEL MR. INTO.

PRESIDENT OBAMA, FOLKS,

PRESIDENT OBAMA MAY BE THE

DEMOCRATS MLK BUT MARCO RUBIO IS

THE REPUBLICANS ELLEN GINSBURG

ON PAYOTE.

THAT'S WHY RUBIO IS SO IMPORTANT

TO REPUBLICANS.

HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SPEAK

DIRECTLY TO LA HENCEHISPANIA OR

AS IT WOULD BE TRANSSCRIEND

BRUCE HANNAH.

FOR SENIORS.

AT BUT IT HINT THAT IT WOULD LOT

OF LEPROSY AND THE BUSH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND FOR STUDENTS BURIED WITH

LOAN DEBT SORT OF OF COURSE THE

HUMAN FECES PREDICAMENT TO WHICH

WE HAVE BEEN CHAMPIONED.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND FOR ALL OF YOU UNEMPLOYED

FRET NOT BECAUSE SLOPE THIS

YOUNG DONOVAN'S RIPPLES IF I HAD

THE MUSCLES.

I MEAN WHAT -- WHAT BETTER

VISION FOR AMERICA?

MARCO RUBIO TRULY IS THE G.O.P.

SAVIOR.

I CAN ALREADY SEE HIS CAMPAIGN

SLOGAN FOR