War on Halloween - Matt Lauer's Costume

  • Aired:  10/31/13
  •  | Views: 39,060

Stephen has always reveled in the Halloween spirit, but Matt Lauer might have ruined the holiday forever. (2:26)

WHOO!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]WELCOME TO THE COL-SCARE

REPORT.

JOINING US "TONIGHT-MARE".

GOOD EVENING EVERY-BONE.

>> THANK SIGN.

>> FRANKENSTEIN.

FOLKS AS YOU CAN TELL I LOVEDHALLOWS EVE, IT IS ONLY TIME OF

YEAR WHEN CHILDREN BRING BUCKETSOF CANDY RIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE.

THEY RING THE BELL, THEN HOLD UPTHEIR BUCKETS FOR YOU TO HELP

YOURSELVES, AND THEN LATER THATNIGHT THEY BRING YOU FREE EGGS

AND TOILET PAPER.

>> ONLY AMERICA.

>> BUT WHEN IT COMES TOHALLOWEEN THERE ARE SOME REAL

GRINCHES OUT THERE, SOMETIMESAFTER A NIGHT OF TRICK OR

TREATING YOU GET AN APPLE WITH ARAISER BLADE IN IT, SHATTER

FILING, I COULD CUT MYSELFMAKING A BONG OUT OF IT.

THIS IS THE WAR ON HALLOWEEN.

>> FACING A LOT OF TV FOLK AREIN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT TODAY.

JUST THIS MORNING, I SAW KELLEYRIPA DRESSED AS MILEY CYRUS.

AND GEORGE STEPHANOPOULUS WENTAS A TINY ASTRONAUT WHICH I

BELIEVE MAKES HIM AMERICA'SENTIRE SPACE PROGRAM.

I, OF COURSE, AM DRESSED AS ASEXY HOBO WHO GOT A WORK ETHIC,

PULLED HIMSELF UP BY HIS OWNBOOT STRAPS AND THEN GOT A TASTY

MAKEOVER.

BUT, FOLKS, ON TODAY'S, THETODAY SHOW TODAY, HALLOWEEN

DIED.

WHEN ANCHOR MATT LAUER DRESSEDUP AS MY WAKING NIGHTMARE.

I LOOK FAR WARD TO THE NEWSEGMENT, WHERE IN THE HECK IS

MATT LAUER'S DIGNITY? SPOOK CANI STUFF.

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