Colbert PAC

Aired:  03/30/11 Views: 38,724

If Stephen wants to be a political playa in 2012, like Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee, he needs a PAC. (3:30)

FOLKS, FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS,

NO ONE LIKES BARACK OBAMA.

[LAUGHTER]

HIS APPROVAL RATINGS ARE AT THE

LOWEST OF HIS PRESIDENCY.

ACCORDING TO QUINNIPIAC ONLY 42%

APPROVE.

IT'S OVER, FOLKS.

TAKE DOWN HIS PORTRAIT AT THE

POST OFFICE AND THROW UP A BLACK

LIGHT POSTER OF A UNICORN UNTIL

THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS IN

2012.

SO FAR THE FRONT RUNNER IS TIM

PAWLENTY IN THAT HE IS THE ONLY

ONE RUNNING.

HE MADE SOME AWESOME PRECAMPAIGN

VIDEOS.

>> EXTRAORDINARY EFFORT IT TAKES

TAKES --

>> Stephen: LISTEN TO THAT

THUPBD RUSS HANDSHAKE.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT IS A STRONG GRIP.

[LAUGHTER]

NOTE TO SELF: IF OFFERED,

POLITELY DECLINE HAND (bleep)

FROM TIM PAWLENTY.

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I'M NOT SAYING IT'S GOING TO

HAPPEN BUT JUST -- THE

RAMIFICATIONS ARE TERRIFYING.

[LAUGHTER]

OKAY.

THEN AFTER THAT COMMERCIAL HE HE

SWUNG HIS POLITICAL WEIGHT

BEHIND WISCONSIN GOVERNOR SCOTT

WALKER.

>> REAL SIMPLE, WE'RE BROKE.

>> TO PREVENT A --

>> EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT

THE GOVERNOR IS PROPOSING, DO

THEY KNOW WHERE THEIR LEADERS

ARE.

>> IT'S IMPORTANT AMERICA STAND

WITH WALKER AND WISCONSIN.

>> Stephen: I WAS SO INSPIRED

I HAD TO STAND WITH THEM BY

MAKING MY OWN AD.

JIMMY, GIVE THESE PEOPLE ANOTHER

TASTE OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I

GIVE MY EDITORS THEIR OWN

ESPRESSO MACHINE.

>> WE'RE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, I WILL

SHOVE YOU IN FRONT OF A TRAIN.

[LAUGHTER]

FIREWORKS ARE PRETTY.

WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON.

WHY CAN'T YOU HOLD THE CAMERA

STEADY?

[LAUGHTER]

JOIN ME STEPHEN COLBERT JOINING

TIM PAWLENTY JOINING SCOTT

WALKER, JOIN ME JOINING TIM

JOINING SCOTT ON COLBERT

COLBERTPACK.COM.

JOIN IT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Stephen: I KNOW.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S STIRRING STUFF.

NOW, AT THE END THERE I URGE YOU

TO GOOD TO COLBERTPACK.COM.

IN THE FIRST 12 HOURS AFTER THAT

AD WAS SHOWN 25,000 OF YOU DID

JUST THAT WITHOUT ANY IDEA OF

WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO.

THE EXACT SAME APPROACH I TAKE

WITH PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.

NOW AT THIS POINT SOME OF YOU

MAY BE WONDERING WHAT IS COMFORT

COMFORT -- COLBERTPACK.

GET IN LINE I HAVE NO IDEA.

BEING A PUNDIT THESE DAYS IS NOT

ENOUGH ANYMORE.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A POLITICAL

PLAYA IN 2012 YOU NEED A PACK.

LOOK AT MY FELLOW PUNDITS SARAH

PALIN HAS SARAHPACK.

MIKE HUCKABEE HAS HUCKPACK.

THAT'S CLINGON, I BELIEVE, FOR

OUT AFTER IOWA

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