Colbert Super PAC - Rick Parry with an "A" for America

  • Aired:  08/11/11
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The Palin bus arrives in Iowa, and Stephen reveals an ear-sizzling hot-buttered Colbert Super PAC ad that appeals to Iowa's basest kernel instinct. (5:14)

BELIEVE ME, I UNDERSTAND THE

INSTINCT.

FOLKS, WITH ALL OF THIS

HAPPENING THE NATIONAL NEWS

MEDIA IS DESCENDING ON IOWA

THIS WEEKEND WHICH CAN MEAN

ONLY ONE THING.

>> SARAH PALIN IS HEADING

BACK TO EYE WAP.

THE FORMER ALASKA GOVERNOR

IS ANNOUNCING SHE'S TAKING

HER BUS TOUR TO THE STATE

FAIR THIS WEEK, JUST 30

MILES SOUTH FROM WHERE THE

REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL

DEBATE WILL BE HELD TONIGHT.

>> WELL, THAT'S A HAPPY

COINCIDENCE.

AFTER A BRIEF TWO-MONTH PIT

STOP SARAH PALIN IS BRINGING

HER BUS TOUR OF AMERICAN'S

HISTORIC PLACES TO THE

HISTORIC IOWA STATE FAIR

WHERE THOMAS EDISON INVENTED

THE FUNNEL CAKE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: THIS IS THE

SAME-- THIS IS THE

SAME-- STOP IT.

THIS IS THE SAME KIND OF

COINCIDENCE THAT TOOK HER

BUS TOUR TO NEW HAMPSHIRE

THE DAY MITT ROMNEY DECLARED

HIS CANDIDACY.

APPARENTLY SARAH PALIN'S

VERSION OF THE BAT SIGNAL IS

ANYONE ELSE'S SPOTLIGHT.

SO FOLKS, DON'T BE SURPRISED

IF DURING TONIGHT'S DEBATE

YOU SEE THIS.

NOW OF COURSE AS A

CONSERVATIVE I LOVE SARAH

PALIN BUT FRANKLY SHE IS

STEALING FOCUS AWAY FROM THE

REAL STORY.

>> THE FIRST THING THE

COLBERT SUPERPAC HAS DONE IS

CREATE AN AD FOR RICK PERRY.

>> AMERICANS FOR A BETTER

TOMORROW TOMORROW HAS

RELEASED ITS FIRST AD.

>> A ONE MINUTE CAMPAIGN AD

THAT IS NOW AIRING ACROSS

IOWA.

>> HE IS ENDORSING RICK

PERRY.

>> SUPPORTING RICK PERRY FOR

PRESIDENT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

COLBERT SUPERPAC, NOT

AFFILIATED WITH THIS SHOW,

HAS MADE THEIR FIRST AD AND

HAS CHANGED THE GAME IN IOWA,

FOLKS.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR WEEKS

RICK PERRY IS THE GUY.

THE PROBLEM IS ACCORDING TO

THE TENACIOUS KEN VOGEL AT

"POLITICO" THERE ARE SIX

OTHER SUPERPACS ALREADY

SWIPING AT ONE ANOTHER TO BE

THE PERRY SUPERPAC AND RAKE

IN CASH FROM PERRY'S

BILLIONAIRE BUDDY.

SO LAST NIGHT WE LAUNCHED

OUR AIR POWER TO PROVE THAT

WE'RE 9 ONLY SUPERPAC RICK

PERRY REALLY NEEDS.

JIM?

>> A STORM IS GATHERING OVER

IOWA.

A MONEY STORM.

OUT OF STATE GROUPS LIKE

GROW PACK AND JOBS FOR IOWA

PAC ARE FLOODING THE IOWA

AIRWAVES TELLING YOU TO VOTE

RICK PERRY AT THE AMES STRAW

POLL.

WE THEY THINK THEY CAN BUY

YOUR VOTE WITH THEIR

UNLIMITED SUPERPAC MONEY.

>> BUT AMERICANS FOR A

BETTER TOMORROW TOMORROW ASK

WHAT ABOUT OUR UNLIMITED

SUPERPAC MONEY.

WE WANT YOU TO VOTE FOR RICK

PERRY TOO.

BUT NOT THEIR RICK PERRY,

OUR RICK PERRY.

ON AUGUST 13th WRITE IN RICK

PERRY, THAT'S PERRY WITH AN

AS Q AS FOR AMERICA, WITH AN

"A" FOR IOWA,-- THAT'S

RIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I'LL JOIN YOU.

I'LL JOIN YOU.

FOLKS, I WANT EVERY ONE IN

THE IOWA NATION TO GO TO THE

AMES STRAW POLL THIS

SATURDAY, GOING TO BE A

BEAUTIFUL DAY.

THERE'S FOOD, THERE'S BOOZE.

AND WRITE IN RICK PERRY WITH

AN "A"

WHY "A"

BECAUSE THERE'S NO "E" IN

TEAM.

AND THIS EVENING--

(LAUGHTER)

>> AND THIS EVENING AT 1700

HOURS WE STRUCK AGAIN WITH

OUR SECOND AD IN THE GREATER

DES MOINES METROPOLITAN

AREA.

JIMMY?

>> IOWA, A LAND OF GOOD

PEOPLE WHO CAN MAKE UP THEIR

OWN MINDS.

BUT OUTSIDE GROUPS LIKE JOBS

FOR IOWA SUPERPAC ARE TRYING

TO PANDER TO IOWANS WITH PRO

PERRY ADS FEATURING CHEAP

CORNOGRAPHY.

>> JUST SO YOU WILL VOTE FOR

RICK PERRY AT THE AMES STRAW

POLL.

>> BUT AMERICANS FOR A

BETTER TOMORROW TOMORROW

BELIEVE THAT IOWANS DESERVE

BETTER.

AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE IT

TO YOU.

>> OH WAY.

ON AUGUST 13th.

WRITE IN RICK PERRY.

THAT'S PERRY WITH AN A FOR

AMERICA, WITH AN A FOR IOWA,

AMERICANS FOR A BETTER

TOMORROW TOMORROW IS

RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT

OF THIS ADVERTISING.

OH.

>> Stephen: WOW.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: WOW.

MY GOODNESS.

I DO DECLARE.

THAT IS SOME EAR SIZZLING

HOT BUTTERED BELOW THE CORN

BELT ACTION THAT IS BOUND TO

APPEAL TO IOWA'S BASEST

COLONEL INSTINCTS.

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