StePhest Colbchella '012 - Rocktaugustfest Night Two

  • Aired:  08/14/12
  •  | Views: 4,156

Night two of StePhest Colbchella '012 features indie rock band Grizzly Bear, and Stephen names Pepsi the official drink of his throat. (3:33)

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> HEFTY PREVENTS STEPHEN

COACHELLA, THE WELL.

♪ ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: WHOO!

WHOO!

WHOO!

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN").

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: THANK YOU!

WELCOME!

WELCOME CONCERT NATION!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

DAY TWO OF STEVE FEST COACHELLA

' 12 ROCK FEST.

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

FOR YOU HEROES.

DO YOU CONTINUE TO BE READY TO

ROCK?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

GOOD BECAUSE TONIGHT WE HAVE

GRIZZLY BEAR.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WHICH, FOR THE RECORD, IS THE

ONLY BEARS I WOULD EVER HAVE ON

MY SHOW.

JUST THE SAME, PLEASE JUST THE

SAME PLEASE BAG ALL OF YOUR

TRASH AND HANG IT FROM A TREE

OTHERWISE THEY WILL RUMMAGE

THROUGH IT.

NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE BEARS BUT

BECAUSE THEY'RE AN INDY BAND AND

IT'S A VERY TOUGH LIVING.

AND AS FOR EVERY-- EVERY--

COACHELLA FEST IS OUR D.J. GRAND

MASTER FLASH!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: OOH, FLASH.

>> YES, SIR.

>> Stephen: FLASH, YOU KNOW

THOSE BEATS ARE SO PHAT I'M

GOING TO HAVE TO PRESCRIBE YOU

LIBTOR.

(LAUGHTER)

IN THIS VEIL OF TEARS NOTHING

GOOD COULD HAPPEN WITHOUT

CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP.

YOU ARE THE FUTURE, YOU

UNDERSTAND THAT!

THE YOUTH OF AMERICA UNDERSTANDS

THAT TONIGHT I SALUTE THE HEROES

AT PEPSI.

BRING IT OUT HERE!

SIR, THANK YOU, OLD GLORY,

PEPSI, THE OFFICIAL DRINK OF MY

THROAT.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH MONEY

WE GOT FROM THEM.

(LAUGHTER)

AND, FOLKS, SINCE WE'RE HERE ON

THE HUDSON RIVER WHICH I BELIEVE

IS INTERNATIONAL WATERS THAT

MEANS THERE ARE NO RULES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

TONIGHT ANYTHING GOES.

GAMBLING, ORGIES, COCK FIGHTING,

GO NUTS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALTHOUGH FAIR WARNING, AT THE

COCK FIGHTING IT IS B-Y-O-COCK.

SAME GOES FOR THE ORGIES.

(LAUGHTER)

EVERY YEAR... AS EVERY YEAR AT

COLBCHELLA FEST WE ARE JOINED BY

MY COHOST ON THE BRIDGE OF THE

"INPREP PEUD" A MAN WITH WHOM I

CAN ONLIESTLY SAY I WOULD NOT BE

HERE TONIGHT, MY DEAR FRIEND,

STEPHEN COLBERT.

TAKE IT AWAY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THERE HE IS!

Loading...