American Sexual Habits

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Stephen demonstrates different combinations of sex since he's done it in every way imaginable. (2:31)

VERY HIGH-PACED CHANT.

SOMEONE'S BEEN TAKING THEIR

MEDS.

NATION, I'VE GOT ONE WORD FOR

YOU: SEX.

WHOA, WHOA, DID IT JUST GET REAL

IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

[LAUGHTER]

THERE IS A NEW SURVEY ABOUT

AMERICAN SEXUAL HABITS PUBLISHED

IN THE "JOURNAL OF SEXUAL

MEDICINE."

I READ IT FOR THE ARTICLES.

[LAUGHTER]

BECAUSE IT'S ALL ARTICLES.

THIS IS THE LARGEST NATIONWIDE

SEX SURVEY SINCE THE 1960s

"HUMAN SEXUAL RESPONSE" BY

MASTERS AND JOHNSON AND 1994'S

GROUNDBREAKING STUDY "LET'S TALK

ABOUT SEX" BUT DOCTORS SALT AND

PEPPER.

THIS BLOWS THE COVER OFF WHAT

GOES ON UNDER THE COVER.

JIM?

>> A NEW SURVEY ON SEX, AND I'D

SAY IT'S AN EYE-OPENER.

CHECK OUT THESE FINDINGS.

FIRST OF ALL, VARIETY IS THE

SPICE OF LIFE.

AMERICANS ENGAGE IN 41 DIFFERENT

COMBINATIONS OF SEX.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

>>

>> Stephen: I KNOW WHAT THAT

MEANS BECAUSE, LET ME TELL YOU,

I HAVE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK,

AND I DIDN'T TAKE THAT SHORTCUT

THROUGH THE VACANT LOT.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[LAUGHTER]

BECAUSE I DO NOT.

BUT I HAVE DONE IT EVERY WAY

IMAGINABLE.

SO LET ME SCHOOL YOU IN THE WAYS

OF LOVE.

OKAY.

NOW, TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS,

LET'S DO THIS.

OKAY.

THIS WOMAN...

[LAUGHTER]

THE WOMAN WILL BE REMEMBERED BY

SAY NOT A BARBIE.

AND THE MAN WILL BE REPRESENTED

BY SAM, THE LOYAL HOBBIT FROM

"THE LORD OF THE RINGS," BECAUSE

YOU NEED A RING BEFORE YOU HAVE

ANY SEX, AND BESIDES, WHY SHOULD

FRODO GET TO DO ALL THE BAGIN'.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU MIGHT WANT THE WRITE THESE

DOWN.

41 COMBINATIONS.

OKAY.

START OFF WITH FACE TO FACE.

AND THEN FACE TO FACE EYES

CLOSED OBVIOUSLY.

LIGHTS ON, LIGHTS OFF.

LET'S SEE.

WITH HAT.

[LAUGHTER]

WITH HAT.

THEN THERE'S WOMAN LAUGHING, MAN

WEEPING.

[LAUGHTER]

BACK TO BACK.

THAT DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.

ANYWAY, WE'VE GOT TO MOVE ON,

BUT IF YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION

ON SEX, JUST GOOGLE

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