NASA's Greatest Moments Montage

  • Aired:  08/16/11
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Stephen bids America's space program a fond farewell with a look back at some of NASA's greatest moments. (2:11)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

THANKS VERY MUCH.

NATION, IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS

I'LL BE SITTING DOWN THE VERY

LAST CREW OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE

"ATLANTIS."

TO MAKE THEM FEEL AT HOME, WE

HAVE REPLACED THE GREEN ROOM

TOILET WITH A BROKEN DYSON

VACUUM.

(LAUGHTER)

NOW THAT AMERICA HAS HUNG UP ITS

ASTRO SPURS, COUNTRIES LIKE

INDIA AND CHINA HAVE SAID

THEY'RE GOING TO THE MOON.

WELL, I SAY BACK OFF, OTHER

COUNTRIES!

THAT IS OUR MOON, WE LICKED IT.

(LAUGHTER)

WELL, PERHAPS YOU FORGOT OUR

NATION'S PROUD LUNAR HISTORY,

WHEN AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS LANCE

ARMSTRONG AND BUZZ LIGHT-YEAR

LANDED ON THE MOON AND SAID

THOSE IMMORTAL WORDS "WHERE'S

THE BEEF?"

(LAUGHTER)

I'D SAY IF WE CAN'T GO TO SPACE

THAN NOBODY CAN.

IT'S TIME TO NUKE THE MOON!

(LAUGHTER)

BESIDES HELPING AMERICA STAY

NUMBER ONE, IT WILL ALSO GREATLY

REDUCE WEREWOLF ATTACKS.

(LAUGHTER)

SO SPACE PROGRAM, WE BID YOU A

FOND FAIR WELL AS WE LOOK BACK

AT SOME OF NASA'S GREATEST

MOMENTS.

>> THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN

ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(APPLAUSE)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: THERE'S NO DOUBT...

THIS GOES OUT TO MY HOMIES AT

NASA.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE

CREW FROM THE SPACE SHUTTLE

"ATLANTIS."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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