Colbert Report Bedtime Stories - Dragon & Wizard

  • Aired:  11/16/11
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Stephen reads from The Colbert Report's book of bedtime stories and signs off. (1:09)

>> Stephen: WELL, FOLKS,

"THAT'S IT FOR THE REPORT.

BEFORE WE GO, KIDS GATHER AROUND

THE TV FOR ANOTHER "COLBERT

REPORT" BEDTIME STORY.

OKAY

♪ ♪ ♪

( CLEARS THROAT )

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A

HANDSOME PRINCE NAMED DRAGON.

IT JUST SO NAPPED DRAGON'S THERE

LIVED A FIERCEON DRAGON NAMED

WIZARD.

DRAGON WENT TO THE TOWN WIZARD

NAMED TOWN DRUNK TO ASK FOR

HELP.

SO THEY PUT A SPELL ON PRINCE,

WHICH MADE PRINCE LOOK LIKE A

FEMALE DRAGON.

THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, WIZARD,

THE DRAGON, FLEW DOWN TO MEET

PRINCE, NOW A DRAGON, THANKS TO

TOWN DRUNK THE WIZARD.

AT WHICH POINT, THE GREAT WIZARD

TOWN DRUNK CAST A SPELL

BANISHING WIZARD FOREVER AND

DRAGON WAS PLEASED.

THE END

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

GOOD NIGHT.

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