Apologies to Shimshamistan

  • Aired:  06/07/11
  •  | Views: 12,420

Stephen apologizes to the viewers in Shimshamistan for broadcasting an expose of atrocities. (0:35)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

FOLKS, THAT IS IT FOR TONIGHT'S

"THE COLBERT REPORT."

BUT BEFORE WE GO A QUICK MESSAGE

TO MY VIEWERS IN SHIMSHAMISTAN.

MY APOLOGIES, YOUR COUNTRY DOES

NOT ACTUALLY EXIST SO MY EXPOSEƉ

OF THE ATROCITIES OF THE SHIM

SHIMSHAMISTAN REGIME SHOULD

NEVER HAVE BEEN BROADCAST.

TURNS OUT YOU GUYS HAVE A PRETTY

GOOD GOVERNMENT.

IF YOU EXISTED.

GOOD NIGHT, OR AS THEY SAY IN

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