Intro - 8/3/11

  • Aired:  08/03/11
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An old kids' game gets updated, the government gives women new health guidelines, and Robert Wittman investigates art crime. (0:37)

>> Stephen: TONIGHT, AN OLD

GAME GETS AN UPDATE FOR TODAY'S

KIDS.

IT'S NOW HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN

SYRUP LAND.

[LAUGHTER]

THEN NEW GOVERNMENT HEALTH

GUIDELINES FOR WOMEN.

DUDES, JUST CONTINUE TREATING

WHATEVER YOU HAVE WITH TALCUM

POWDER.

THEN MY GUEST IS ROBERT WITTMAN,

AN ART CRIME INVESTIGATOR.

GOOD, I WANT TO TAKE OUT A

RESTRAINING ORDER ON THE MONA

LISA.

HER EYES KEEP FOLLOWING ME

AROUND THE ROOM.

GOD SAID I SHALL HAVE NO GODS

BEFORE ME, SO DON'T SPOIL YOUR

APPETITE WITH VISHNU POPPERS.

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