Megyn Kelly on Santa's Skin Color

  • Aired:  12/12/13
  •  | Views: 163,420

Fox News's Megyn Kelly emphatically rejects the concept of a non-white Santa Claus. (4:02)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, LADIES ANDGENTLEMEN.

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, YOU KNOW,THERE'S JUST NO OTHER WAY TO SAY

IT: I HAVE HAD IT WITH BLACKPEOPLE.

(LAUGHTER)NOW, HEAR ME OUT.

HEAR ME OUT.

NOT THE GOOD ONES-- WHICH AREALL OF THEM SO NO LETTERS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ONE OR TWOBLACK PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE

ALWAYS BRINGING UP RACE!

IT'S NOT LIKE WHITE PEOPLE HAVEIT EASY!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'SLIKE TO WALK PAST POLICE

OFFICERS AND NEITHER BE STOPPEDNOR FRISKED?

(LAUGHTER)IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M SOME

SORT OF INVISIBLE MAN.

I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUTTHAT.

(LAUGHTER)AND SOME BLACK PEOPLE EVEN

REFUSE TO DREAM OF A WHITECHRISTMAS!

SUCH AS SLATE WRITER AISHAHARRIS, SEEN HERE GETTING HER

GROOVE BACK.

SHE BELIEVES SANTA CLAUS SHOULDNOT BE A WHITE MAN ANYMORE AND

ISN'T IT TIME OUR IMAGE OF SANTABETTER SERVE ALL THE CHILDREN HE

DELIGHTS EACH CHRISTMAS?

ALL THE CHILDREN, AISHA?

EVEN THOSE ON SANTA'S NAUGHTYLIST?

WHAT'S NEXT?

THOSE ON SANTA'S JEWISH LIST?

OH, OH, HE HAS ONE.

HE BORROWED IT FROM NIXON.

(LAUGHTER)NOW, FORTUNATELY FOX NEWS ELF

MEGYN KELLY WAS THERE TO PUTTHINGS IN BLACK AND WHITE-- BUT

MOSTLY WHITE.

>> SANTA CLAUS SHOULD NOT BE AWHITE MAN ANYMORE.

YET ANOTHER PERSON CLAIMING IT'SRACIST TO HAVE A WHITE SANTA.

YOU KNOW, AND, BY THE WAY FORALL YOU KIDS WATCHING AT HOME,

SANTA JUST IS WHITE.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)$YES.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

FOR ALL THOSE KIDS WATCHING FOXNEWS AT 9:40 AT NIGHT, STAN IS

WHITE.

(LAUGHTER)AND SANTA CAN'T JUST CHANGE

COLORS!

IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S MAGIC ORANYTHING!

BESIDES, A BLACK SANTA IS ATERRIBLE IDEA.

IF A HOME OWNER IN FLORIDA SEESA BLACK MAN COMING DOWN THEIR

CHIMNEY HE IS GOING TO GET SHOT!

(LAUGHTER)OFFICER, I WAS JUST DEFENDING MY

MILK AND COOKIES!

AND MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT!

THE RACES OF ALL OF OUR FAVORITEMYSTICAL HOLIDAY FIGURES HAVE

LONG BEEN DETERMINED.

SANTA-- WHITE.

EASTER BUNNY-- WHITE.

TOOTH FAIRY-- LATINA.

THEY NEED THE BABY TEETH.

IT'S -- IT'S WHAT THEY PUT INTHE MARACAS.

(LAUGHTER)DON'T OPEN THESE.

IT'S LIKE A HORROR SHOW INTHERE.

(LAUGHTER)PLUS, IT MAKES SENSE THAT SANTA

IS A WHITE GUY.

AFTER ALL, HIS JOB IS TO BRINGUS PRESENTS ON JESUS' BIRTHDAY

AND EVERYONE KNOWS JESUS' COLOR.

>> JESUS WAS A WHITE MAN, TOO,BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE -- WE

HAVE -- HE'S A HISTORICALFIGURE, THAT'S A VERIFIABLE

FACT.

AS IS SANTA.

>> Stephen: YES, THANK YOUJESUS WAS A WHITE GUY.

AND JESUS' WHITENESS IS AVERIFIABLE FACT.

JUST LOOK AT ANY PHOTO OF JESUS.

HE WAS JUST YOUR AVERAGE AIR MAYI CAN SPEAKING FIRST CENTURY

EASTERN WHITE GUY.

(LAUGHTER)THE ONLY EVIDENCE -- AIR MAKE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THE ONLY EVIDENCE I NEED THE

SACRED DOCKERS OF TURIN.

(LAUGHTER)BESIDES, BACK PEOPLE HAVE THEIR

OWN HOLIDAY, IT'S MARTIN LUTHERKING DAY.

BY THE WAY, FOR ANY KIDSWATCHING AT 11:30 AT NIGHT,

MARTIN LUTHER KING IS BLACK ANDHE IS REAL.

(LAUGHTER)DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR OLDER

SIBLINGS.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT IF YOU'REGOOD ONCE A YEAR HE COMES IN

WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING ANDSPRINKLES YOU WITH DREAMS.

(LAUGHTER)THEN HE GOES BACK TO HIS

MOUNTAIN TOP CASTLE ON HISFLYING TABLE OF BROTHERHOOD

SAYING "MERRY M.L.K. DAY TO ALLAND TO ALL GOOD DEALS ON

MATTRESSES!"WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)