Christmas Holy Week

  • Aired:  12/16/10
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Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid threatens to make lawmakers work on the holy week after Christmas. (3:07)

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY

MUCH.

WELCOME TO "THE REPORT."

THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

WELCOME.

( AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN" )

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GOT TO

SAY, THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

CHRISTMAS CAROL I'VE EVER HEARD.

( LAUGHTER )

WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

NATION, CHRISTMAS IS SO CLOSE I

CAN TASTE IT, BY WHICH I MEAN I

HAVE ALREADY STARTED HITTING THE

NOG.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

BOOM.

( LAUGHTER )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE HATE THIS

HOLIDAY, LIKE SENATE MAJORITY

LEADER HARRY REID, A.K.A. THE

ALBINO RAISIN WHO STOLE

CHRISTMAS.

( LAUGHTER )

JIMMY.

>> DEMOCRATIC SENATE MAJORITY

LEADER HARRY REID IS THREATENING

TO MAKE LAWMAKERS WORK BETWEEN

CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S.

>> THERE'S STILL CONGRESS AFTER

CHRISTMAS, SO IF THE REPUBLICANS

THINK THAT THEY CAN STALL AND

STALL AND STALL THAT WE'LL TAKE

A BREAK AND WE'RE THROUGH, WE'RE

NOT THROUGH.

>> Stephen: WELL, REPUBLICAN

JON KYL FIRED BACK A

HEAT-SEEKING MISTLETOE.

>> IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO ALL OF

THE THINGS THAT THE MAJORITY

LEADER LAID OUT WITHOUT

DISRESPECTING ONE OF THE TWO

HOLIEST OF HOLIDAYS FOR

CHRISTIANS.

>> Stephen: YES, IT IS SO EASY

TO FORGET THAT THE WEEK AFTER

CHRISTMAS IS ONE OF THE TWO

HOLIEST OF HOLIDAYS.

THE OTHER, OF COURSE, BEING

SHARK WEEK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

SO WHAT.

I SAY, I SAY SO WHAT IF REID'S

NOT ASKING REPUBLICANS TO WORK

ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF

THIS HOLY WEEK.

HE'S DESECRATING DECEMBER

26th, WHEN GOOD CHRISTIANS

HEAD BACK TO THE MALL FOR THE

HOLY DAY OF RETURNANCE.

( LAUGHTER )

WHICH COMMEMORATES JESUS'

RETURNING OF THE FRANKINCENSE.

NOT THAT HE DIDN'T LIKE IT.

HE JUST GOT A LOT OF IT THAT

YEAR.

AND THE NEXT DAY IS JUST AS

SACRED, THE HOLY ELLIPTICALS OF

MARY WHEN WE CONTEMPLATE GYM

MEMBERSHIP IN HONOR OF THE

VIRGIN MOTHER AND HER STRUGGLE

TO LOSE THE BLESSED BABY WEIGHT.

THEN THE FEAST OF THE OBLIGATION

OF THE NEPHEWS WHEN YOU ARE

FORCED TO TAKE YOUR SISTER'S

KIDS TO SEE "YOGI BEAR 3D,"

TRULY A VISION OF HELL.

AND THE HOLY WEEK CULMINATION,

OF COURSE, WITH THE ROCKING YVE

OF ST. SEACREST.

SO DEMOCRATS, HANDS OFF OUR WEEK

AFTER CHRISTMAS, OR WHEN THE

REPUBLICANS ARE IN CHARGE

THEY'LL MAKE YOU WORK THROUGH

YOUR HOLIEST DAY,

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