Bill O'Reilly on the Downside of a Woman President

  • Aired:  03/05/14
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Bill O'Reilly ponders a Hillary Clinton presidency and suggests that women aren't fit for the office. (5:03)

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

STEPHEN STEPHEN!

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THEREPORT.

GREAT TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THERE ARE SOME NIGHTS, FOLKS,

BACK HOME YOU MAY NOT KNOWTHIS SITTING AT HOME BUT

THERE ARE SOME NIGHTS WHENTHE LOVE IS SO RIPE IN THIS

ROOM-- (LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: THIS ROOM IS SO

TURGID, THAT I REALLY SHOULDBE WEARING PROTECTION.

FOLKS, 2016 ELECTION IS JUSTAROUND THE CORNER.

I CANNOT WAIT FOR PRESIDENTOBAMACARE TO PACK UP HIS

QUINOA GARDEN AND MOVE BACKTO INDO-KENYA.

DON'T CELEBRATE TOO SOON,FOLKS, BECAUSE BARRELING

DOWN ON 2016 LIKE A CEMENTTRUCK WITH ITS BRAKES CUT IS

HILLARY CLINTON.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)JUST LAST WEEK I BROKE THE

STORY THAT FOX NEWS BROKETHE STORY THAT HILLARY

SUFFERED FROM A RARECONDITION DOCTORS

CALL AGING.

(LAUGHTER)UNLIKE REPUBLICAN HOPEFUL

BOBBY JINDAL WHO MADE A WISHON A MONKEY PAW TO BE 12

FOREVER.

(LAUGHTER)WELL NOW, PAPA BEAR BILL O

REILLY HAS FOUND FOUND YETANOTHER REASON SHE SHOULD BE

TAKEN OUT OF THE NOT YETRUNNING.

>> THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEDOWNSIDE TO HAVING A WOMAN

PRESIDENT, RIGHT?

SOMETHING.

SOMETHING THAT MAY NOT FITWITH THAT OFFICE.

CORRECT?

>> I'M GOING TO SAY NO, BILL.

>> MEN ARE MEN, WOMEN AREWOMEN, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE,

OKAY.

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEENTHE GENDERS.

THERE'S GOT TO BE A DOWNSIDEFOR A WOMAN.

>> Stephen: YEAH, THERE'SGOT TO BE A DOWNSIDE TO A

WOMAN PRESIDENT.

I MEAN HOW IS SHE GOING TOPRESS THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH

BUTTON.

EVERYTHING IN THE OVALOFFICE IS PENIS ACTIVATED?

(LAUGHTER)BEEN THAT WAY SINCE THE

KENNEDY ADMINISTRATION.

PLUS, PLUS, AND I DON'T WANTTO GET TOO TECHNICAL OR

SCIENTIFIC BUT WOMEN SITDOWN TO PEE.

AND IF THERE'S A TERRORATTACK A MAN COULD JUST ZIP

AND GO WHILE SHE IS WASTINGHOURS SENDING LETTERS IN

THAT WEIRD LITTLE MAILBOX INTHERE.

(LAUGHTER)I WANT TO BE CLEAR, I WANT

TO BE CLEAR, THIS ISABSOLUTELY NOTHING AGAINST

WOMEN.

GUYS LIKE ME AND BILL WOULDVOTE FOR ANYONE WHO IS BEST

FOR AMERICA.

BUT THE REST OF THE WORLD ISNOT SO OPEN MINDED.

>> LOOK, MULLAHS IN IRAN THINK WOMEN ARE SUBSPECIES.

A MULLAH WOULD SAY WE'RE TOTHE GOING TO DEAL WITH YOU.

WE DON'T LIKE YOU, WE DON'TTHINK YOU'RE AS GOOD AS MEN,

THE MUSLIM WORLD DOES NOTDEAL WITH EQUALITY.

RIGHT AWAY THERE'S A DEFICIT.

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT,OUR PRESIDENT REQUEST TO THE

BE SOMETHING THAT OTHERCOUNTRIES DISAPPROVE OF.

(LAUGHTER)WE ARE THE LEADER OF THE

FREE WORLD.

SO WE NEED TO VOTE FORWHOEVER IRAN WANTS.

(LAUGHTER)PLUS I MEAN THINK ABOUT THIS,

THINK ABOUT THIS ONE, FOR ASECOND.

A FEMALE PRESIDENT INVITESAGGRESSION.

>> LET ME THROW THIS AT YOUBECAUSE I KNOW THIS IS GOING

TO HAPPEN.

SO SAY HILLARY CLINTON ISTHE ONLY WOMAN IN PLAY RIGHT

NOW, IS ELECTED.

WELL YOU KNOW THE CHINESEARE GOING TO TEST HER RIGHT

AWAY.

THEY'RE GOING TO MOVE MORESHIPS INTO CERTAIN AREAS AND

THEY'RE GOING TO BINGBING BING LET'S SEE.

THEY DID THE SAME THING WITHBARACK OBAMA.

THEY TESTED.

BUT NOW YOU'RE GOING TOHAVE-- PUTIN IS GOING TO DO

IT, CHINESE WILL DO IT,CERTAINLY NORTH KOREA WILL

DO IT.

THEY'LL SNATCH SOMEAMERICAN, THEY'LL KIDNAP

THEM, THEY'LL DO ALL OF THATJUST TO SEE HOW IT GOES.

>> Stephen: YEAH, I MEAN WEGOT OBAMA IN THERE NOW AND

THE CHINESETESTING HIM, BING BING

BING BING BINGI DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT

MEANS IN MANDARIN BUT YOUGET A WOMAN IN THERE YOU GET

A WOMEN WITHOUT IN THERE,BING BONG, BOOM, THE WHOLE

WORLD GOES AFTER HER, LIKEBILL SAYS CHINESE, THEN

NORTH KOREA STEALS OURFAMILIES BIPITIY BOPPITY

BOO.

CHIM CHIM CHERRY.

KARZAI FLIPS THE SCRIPT INAFGHANISTAN

RAMMA LAMMA DING DONG.

AMERICA'S OVER, NANU NANUNANU.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THAT HAPPENS, I KNOW THAT'S

HAPPENED.

MARK MY WORDS, BING BINGBING, RIGHT, BILL.

>> IT'S A FACT, BINGBING BING BING BING

BING BINGBING BING BING BING

BING BING BING BINGBING BING BING BING

>> BING BING BING>> I THINK BILL'S BURRITO'S DONE

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