Chris Matthews's Impotent Rage

  • Aired:  10/04/12
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MSNBC craps its pants over Barack Obama's debate performance, and Mr. Potato Head Chris Matthews is particularly steamed. (1:54)

(APPLAUSE) BUT, FOLKS, AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED THE TRIUMPH OF THE WILLARD, WHAT I LOVED MOST WAS THE HEARTWARMING PANT

CRAPPING OVER AT MSNBC.

>> I WAS DISAPPOINTED IN THE PRESIDENT.

I THOUGHT HE WAS OFF HIS GAME.

I WAS ABSOLUTELY STUNNED TONIGHT.

>> THERE WASN'T, I DON'T THINK, A SINGLE DIRECT ATTACK AGAINST MR. ROMNEY FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA.

NO DISCUSSION OF THE 47%.

>> AT ALL.

>> NO DISCUSSION OF IMMIGRATION.

NO DISCUSSION OF UNION RIGHTS.

NO DISCUSSION OF WOMEN'S RIGHTS, NO DISCUSSION OF BAIN.

>> WHERE WAS OBAMA TONIGHT?

>> Stephen: OH, BREAK OUT THE SOUR CREAM AND BACON BITS, NATION, BECAUSE MR. POTATO HEAD IS STEAMED!

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

DO YOU KNOW WHY, I JUST GOT TO GET ANOTHER TASTE OF CHRIS MATTHEWS HERE.

BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT LET ME JUST-- I WANT TO JACK IN RIGHT HERE OKAY, JACK INTO HIM RIGHT THERE, SO I CAN

FEAST ON HIS IMPOTENT RAGE.

>> TONIGHT WASN'T AN MSNBC DEBATE WAS IT?

IT JUST WASN'T.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS DOING OUT THERE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW HE LET ROMNEY GET AWAY IT WITH IT.

THEY ARE PART OF YOUR 47%.

YOU WANT TO-- YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CHANCE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

WHERE WAS OBAMA TONIGHT!

HE SHOULD WATCH -- -- WITH WAS ROMNEY DOING, WINNING.

OBAMA SHOULD WATCH MSNBC.

>> Stephen: I'LL VOTE FOR ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

(LAUGHTER)