Women's Health-Nazi Plan

  • Aired:  08/03/11
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Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (4:42)

>> WELCOME BACK.

WELCOME BACK.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

FOLKS, I SAID IT MANY TIMES ON

THIS VERY BROADCAST.

I AM NO FAN OF THE DEPARTMENT OF

HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES.

I AM AN ORIGINALIST.

I SAY WE LIVE OUR LIVES THE WAY

OUR FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED,

FOUR FEETFALL, CRIPPLED WITH

RICKETTS UNTIL WE DIE OF OLD AGE

AT 28.

BUT NOW THE DHS HAS HANDED DOWN

A BAFFLING NEW MANDATE.

>> THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WILL

SOON FORCE PRIVATE HEALTH

INSURANCE COMPANIES TO PAY FOR

BREAST-FEEDING BABIES, BIRTH

CONTROL FOR WOMEN.

>> THE FOCUS IS PREVENTATIVE

CARE, SO FREE H.I.V. SCREENINGS,

FREE COUNSELING, EVEN FREE

BREAST PUMPS ARE COVERED UNDER

THE PLAN WHICH COULD START AS

SOON AS NEXT AUGUST.

>> Stephen: THIS IS AN

OUTRAGE.

A WOMAN'S HEALTH DECISIONS ARE A

PRIVATE MATTER BETWEEN HER

PRIEST AND HER HUSBAND.

[APPLAUSE]

BESIDES, FOLKS, I DON'T BELIEVE

IN BIRTH CONTROL.

IF YOU WANT TO CONTROL YOUR

FERTILITY, DO IT THE WAY GOD

INTENDED, WITH A COLD, LOVELESS

MARRIAGE.

FIRM HANDSHAKE.

GOOD NIGHT, DEAR.

TILL MORNING THEN.

[APPLAUSE]

SEE YOU AFTER WORK.

NOW, TO SOME THIS PLAN MAY SEEM

BENIGN, BUT IOWA REPUBLICAN

STEVE KING KNOWS THE THE ELLE

NAZIS ARE UP TO SOMETHING

SINISTER.

>> THEY'VE CALLED IT

"PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE."

WELL, IF YOU APPLY THAT

PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE

UNIVERSALLY, WHAT YOU END UP

WITH IS YOU'VE PREVENTED A

GENERATION.

>> Stephen: EXACTLY.

AMERICANS ONLY HAVE CHILDREN BY

ACCIDENT.

IT'S CLEARLY HARD TO IMAGINE

ANYONE HAVING STEVE KING ON

PURPOSE.

I MEAN, FREE BIRTH CONTROL...

[APPLAUSE]

FREE BIRTH CONTROL WILL WIPE OUT

THE AMERICAN RACE.

THAT'S WHAT WIPED OUT THE

DINOSAURS.

A BOWL OF FREE CONDOMS.

SO I DON'T KNOW HOW THE T-REX

GOT THEM ON.

[APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

FOLKS, I'M ANGRY.

FOLKS, THIS PLAN IS NOT JUST THE

END OF HUMANITY.

IT IS THE END OF DECENCY.

AS EXPLAINED BY OUTRAGED BLONDE

FOX LADY.

>> WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU

ENCOURAGE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND

YOUR GRANDDAUGHTERS AND WHOEVER

ELSE COMES BEHIND YOU TO HAVE

UNRESTRICTED, UNLIMITED SEX ANY

TIME, ANYWHERE?

>> Stephen: YEAH.

WHY?

BECAUSE HICKORY SMOKED LADY AND

I KNOW THAT IF WE GIVE YOUR

DAUGHTERS AND GRANDDAUGHTERS

ACCESS TO BIRTH CONTROL, THEY

WILL INSTANTLY TURN INTO WANTON

HARD LETS WITH AN INSATIABLE

SEXUAL APPETITE BECAUSE YOU KNOW

WOMEN ARE ALWAYS ON THE EDGE OF

NYMPHOMANIACAL.

THEY'LL PICK UP A PRESCRIPTION

AND BONE THE PHARMACIST, THE

STOCK BOY AND EVERYBODY IN LINE

FOR THE BUS.

WHY?

BECAUSE THE BIRTH CONTROL IS

PAID FOR BY THE GOVERNMENT.

[APPLAUSE]

AND THE SPRAY TAN VICTIM IS JUST

BEGINNING TO MAKE HER POINT.

JIM?

>> NOW WE'RE GOING TO COVER

BIRTH CONTROL, BREAST PUMPS,

COUNSELING FOR ABUSE.

ARE WE GOING TO DO PEDICURES AND

MAN CURE, AS WELL?

>> Stephen: THANK YOU

FINALLY A WOMAN AGREES WITH ME

THAT THOSE ARE JUST FRIVOLOUS

IMPULSE BUYS.

YOU KNOW THE LADIES, THEY'RE

ALWAYS PUMPING OUT BREAST MILK,

GETTING A MANI PEDI, HAVING A

COSMO WITH THEIR ABUSE COUNSELOR

AND THEN PICK UP SOME SPERP

SIDE.

THIS IS WHY WE MUST REPEAL OBAMA

CARE AND GET BACK THE INSURANCE

COMPANIES COVERING ONLY REAL,

NECESSARY MEDICAL EXPENSES LIKE

BONER BILLS.

HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO

SEXUALLY SATISFY THE ARMY OF

FLESH-THIRSTY YOUNG SLUTS OBAMA

IS CREATING WITH YOUR TAX

DOLLARS?