StePhest Colbchella '012 - Welcome to Rocktaugustfest

  • Aired:  08/13/12
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Pepsi and Stephen prepare for a week of terrific bands, and Jon Stewart addresses unfinished business with Stephen. (5:36)

>> HEFTY PRESENTS, STEPHEN COCHELA!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

>> Stephen: WHOOO!

WELCOME TO STEVEFEST-OCHELLA 012.

LIKE AUGUSTFEST, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK OUT WITH YOUR NOTHING OUT?

BECAUSE IT'S A FAMILY FRIENDLY VENUE PROMOTING TRADITIONAL ROCK VALUES.

AND OF COURSE EXEXCUSE ME,

HOLD ON.

WE ARE BROADCASTING LIVE FROM THE DECK OF THE INTREPID!

WE HAVE BEAUTIFUL NEWS OF DID-- VIEWS OF THE NEW YORK CITY SKYLINE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: AND WE ARE FLOATING, RIGHT NOW WE ARE FLOATING, FLOATING ON THE

HUDSON RIVER AND I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU-- I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU HEARD THE

NEWS THIS MORNING BUT IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED THAT AS WE SPEAK THE CITY OF TERRITOWN

NEW YORK, JUST UPSTREAM IS RELEASING 2 MILLION GALLONS OF RAW SEWAGE INTO THE HUDSON RIVER.

YES.

I KNOW IT'S EXCITING.

THE ONLY TIME THERE HAS BEEN THIS MUCH RAW SEWAGE AT A MUSIC FESTIVAL IS AT EVERY

MUSIC FESTIVAL ANYWAY, THIS IS A NAVAL VESSEL, I'M WEARING MY ADMIRAL UNIFORM.

YOU LIKE MY TASSLES?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THANK YOU.

OF COURSE NOTHING SAYS ROCK 'N' ROLL LIKE CORPORATE ENDORSEMENTS.

WHICH BRINGS TO US THIS WEEK'S HEADLINING SPONSOR,

HEFTY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HEFTY WHICH IS EVIDENTLY VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU, YOU

KNOW THEIR MOTTO, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.

I GOT TO SAY IT IS THE ONLY PLACE I WOULD WANT TO PUT IT.

WITH ME ALL THIS WEEK,

SPINNING SOME ON THE FONNOGRAPH TURNTABLE MY SECOND IN COMMAND, MR. GRAND MASTER FLASH, GIVE IT UP!

BOOM!

THANK YOU SO MUCH, GRAND MASTER FLASH.

>> I HAD TO GET THAT.

>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN,

STEPHEN!

>> Stephen: COULD WE CUT THAT MIKE?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) JON STEWART, EVERYBODY.

>> Jon: HELLO, EVERYBODY.

>> Stephen: FROM THE JON STEWART SHOW.

HI, JON.

>> Jon: I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR PERFORMANCE ON THE HMS PINAFORE.

HOW ARE YOU.

>> Stephen: I'M DOING GREAT.

WHAT I CAN DO YOU FOR.

>> Jon: I BELIEVE WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, MY FRIEND.

>> Stephen: OH, RIGHT, THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

>> Jon: YOUR MOVE.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, MY MOVE.

B-6 YES?

YES?

>> Jon: NO, NO, NO, NO MY FRIEND IT IS A MISS.

>> Stephen: DAMN YOU!

OKAY G.

>> Jon: OKAY, MY TURN.

>> Stephen: YEAH, ANY TIME.

>> Jon: D-7.

[BLEEP] YES!

ALL RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER) UH-HUH UH-HUH, YEAH, UH-HUH.

UH-HUH YOUR MOVE, CAPTAIN SPALDING.

>> Stephen: I TELL YOU WHAT,

JON, I CAN DO THIS LATER.

I HAVE PEOPLE OVER RIGHT NOW.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT, RUN ALONG.

I HAVE YOU IN MY SIGHT,

COMMODORE.

>> Stephen: MAN YOUR LIFE BOATS.

I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT, YOU PROBABLY WILL.

SAY HI TO THE BEATLES FOR ME.

>> Stephen: BYE, JON!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) JON STEWART.

DON'T WORRY, WE HAVE FOUR MORE PEGS BEFORE WE SINK.

OF COURSE ALL THIS WEEK I WILL BE JOINED UP ON THE BRIDGE OF THE INTREPID BY A

LEGENDARY BROADCASTER, MY DEAR FRIEND FOR 48 YEARS,

MR. STEPHEN COLBERT IT THERE HE IS UP IN THE WINDOW.

WAVE TO HIM, EVERYBODY.

STEPHEN, TAKE IT AWAY

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