Stephen can't be sure what day it is because he prerecorded all these episodes in a 96-hour meth-fueled news binge. (0:31)
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THAT IS IT FOR THE REPORT.
JOIN ME TOMORROW FOR AN EXCITING NEW EPISODE UNLESS THIS IS A THURSDAY.
I CAN'T BE SURE WHAT DAY IT IS BECAUSE I PRERECORDED ALL OF THESE EPISODES IN OCTOBER
OF 2005 IN A 96 HOUR NEWS BINGE.
AND SINCE THEN THEY'VE JUST BEEN PLUGGING IN RANDOM NEWS ITEMS WHEN I COVER MY MOUTH.
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